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Old 11-09-2012, 12:22 PM   #1
 
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Plz don't anyone take offense. All in good fun.

What are the five worst female names? And the five worst male names?

Let's try not to dupicate...even if a particular names really bears repeating.

If you disgree that a previously listed name should be mentioned, expain why. But not bc it's your mama's name, etc. LOL
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:28 PM   #2
 
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1. Mercedes
2. Princess
3. Champagne
4. Precious
5. Katrina
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Old 11-09-2012, 12:43 PM   #3
 
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I can't think of five per gender.

Hortence and its variants.
Fredna.
Percival.
Willard. Well, this one isn't terrible but it's pretty bad.
Bronx Mowgli...
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DUH!! I forgot male names

1. Tom
2. Paul
3. John
4. George
5. Frank
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DUH!! I forgot male names

1. Tom
2. Paul
3. John
4. George
5. Frank
You think these are the worst male names in the world!? LOL
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DUH!! I forgot male names

1. Tom
2. Paul
3. John
4. George
5. Frank
You think these are the worst male names in the world!? LOL
YES!!! AHHHHH!! I think they are horrible. lol
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:09 PM   #7
 
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Women:

1- Murgatroyd (I'm not making that up!)
2- Ethel
3- Winnifred
4- Peaches
5- Aglea

Men's names:

1- Alphonse
2- Walter
3- Arthur
4- Tim
5- Guy

I would have added Percival, but someone already said it ;p
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The one that immediately popped into my mind was Nevaeh (even worse when it's spelled Neveah). I also don't like names where the "i" has been changed to a 'y" like Madyson. Worse yet, when someone has gone overboard with "y", like Mckynzye.
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Anything with punctuation in it
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:18 PM   #10
 
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1. Female (pronounced femme-all-ee)
2. Romina
3. Bertha (sorry Tia!)
4. Dreuina (I might be spelling her name wrong. Like Drew-ina)
5. Euginea (Or any variant of Eugene)

1. Maclovio (I've always disliked that name.)
2. Usanavy (ohh-sah-nah-vee - but really it's USA Navy)
3. Richard
4. Elemer (sorry granddad)
5. Ignatius (sorry my sister gave my nephew that middle name)
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:19 PM   #11
 
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Bertha...sniped...how about Beulah?
Eunice
Wanda
Constance
Marge

Horace
Herman
Kermit
Gordon
Orel
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Someone I knew a long time ago made his kids name a whole sentence. I can't remember who was the boy and who was the girl, but here you go:

Avery Sunny Dayina Littlefield (get it? A Very Sunny Day in a Little Field)

And dangit...I can't remember the other kid's name. It's too bizarre.

Another girl who I knew had the name Crystal Chanda Lear.

And in keeping with me living in Utah and having a lot of religious people here, I give you:

Celestial
Chastity
Hope
Faith
Mahonri Moriancumer


I've also talked with a Lasonja (pronounced like lasagna) and my brother's best friend growing up was Vern.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:23 PM   #13
 
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lasagna LOL
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i think this thread can end here. lasagna?

nope, no one can top those names!
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:27 PM   #15
 
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I hate it when twins have near identical names. I have seen Travon and Travan.
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:54 PM   #16
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Bahahaha Lasagna is the worst name ever!!!!

My best friend's cousins called her twins Yelena and Yilana. Are you kidding me?!
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:59 PM   #17
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I disagree on Mercedes. It's a real name and it has nothing to do with the car!
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:04 PM   #18
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Gladys
Capricious (I went to school with a Capricious...)

Jorge
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Okay, it's not pronounced exactly like lasagna.

Lasonja (luh-sahn-yuh), accent goes on the 2nd syllable.
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:44 PM   #20
 
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Beulah. Yes this was my beloved great-grandma's name..but....still....

ITA with Hortense

Edith

Gertrude, although I love Gertie.

Thenance

Naphenious

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