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FFBrian 12-19-2003 11:02 AM

Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife
 
I've looked long and hard this year for Christmas presents for my loving wife. I want to make her feel special, so I opted to get her a smorgasbord of thoughtful gifts rather than one big o' gift. That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.

Here are some of the items:

* A digital mop.

* A case of Black and Decker brussel-sprout-scented shampoo.

* A three-legged pet ferret that I've already named SpankMeCurly

* An energy-efficient curling iron that runs on propane.

* A toaster with a Hemi.

I think I done good. 8)

NetG 12-19-2003 11:04 AM

But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?

FFBrian 12-19-2003 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetG
But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?

She stinking up the place allegedly over at FFtoday, but there are suspicions that she's an alias of one of the Geeks who posts here and then assumed that handle - and acrid, abrasive personality - over there.

Cabana Boy 12-19-2003 11:15 AM

I don't see any http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/beers/...munichdark.gif :evil: on the list above!

FFBrian 12-19-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cabana Boy
I don't see any http://www.harpoonbrewery.com/beers/...munichdark.gif :evil: on the list above!

SHE AIN'T GETTIN' ANY OF THAT!!! :twisted:

Pennington 12-19-2003 01:36 PM

MUA??

Bonginator 12-19-2003 02:00 PM

rats ass

curliegray 12-19-2003 07:24 PM

I'll take brussel sprout shampoo for a hundred Bri. The stanky ferret is gonna need something strong and serious. Poor S :D hared.

roseannadana 12-20-2003 07:29 AM

Re: Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FFBrian
That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.

.... And a petition for Divorce the morning after. :wink:


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