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View Poll Results: Which of these gifts would you be most proud to receive?
Digital Mop 5 20.83%
Brussel Sprout Shampoo 2 8.33%
SpankMeCurly, the Ferret 13 54.17%
Propane Curling Iron 4 16.67%
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Old 12-19-2003, 11:02 AM   #1
 
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Default Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife

I've looked long and hard this year for Christmas presents for my loving wife. I want to make her feel special, so I opted to get her a smorgasbord of thoughtful gifts rather than one big o' gift. That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.

Here are some of the items:

* A digital mop.

* A case of Black and Decker brussel-sprout-scented shampoo.

* A three-legged pet ferret that I've already named SpankMeCurly

* An energy-efficient curling iron that runs on propane.

* A toaster with a Hemi.

I think I done good.
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Old 12-19-2003, 11:04 AM   #2
 
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But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?
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But is SpankMe a magical bouncing ferret?

What ever happened to SpankMe anyway?
She stinking up the place allegedly over at FFtoday, but there are suspicions that she's an alias of one of the Geeks who posts here and then assumed that handle - and acrid, abrasive personality - over there.
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Old 12-19-2003, 11:15 AM   #4
 
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I don't see any on the list above!
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Old 12-19-2003, 12:37 PM   #5
 
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I don't see any on the list above!
SHE AIN'T GETTIN' ANY OF THAT!!!
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Old 12-19-2003, 01:36 PM   #6
 
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MUA??
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Old 12-19-2003, 02:00 PM   #7
 
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rats ass
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Old 12-19-2003, 07:24 PM   #8
 
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I'll take brussel sprout shampoo for a hundred Bri. The stanky ferret is gonna need something strong and serious. Poor S hared.
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Old 12-20-2003, 07:29 AM   #9
 
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Default Re: Ladies: Please rate my Xmas presents to my wife

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That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.
.... And a petition for Divorce the morning after.
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