I've looked long and hard this year for Christmas presents for my loving wife. I want to make her feel special, so I opted to get her a smorgasbord of thoughtful gifts rather than one big o' gift. That way, I'll be showered in a plethora of smiles on Christmas morning.
Here are some of the items:
* A digital mop.
* A case of Black and Decker brussel-sprout-scented shampoo.
* A three-legged pet ferret that I've already named SpankMeCurly
* An energy-efficient curling iron that runs on propane.
She stinking up the place allegedly over at FFtoday, but there are suspicions that she's an alias of one of the Geeks who posts here and then assumed that handle - and acrid, abrasive personality - over there.