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01-31-2013, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Which, if any, of these guys that I know do you find hot?
I know almost all of them and have skated with many of them. They're from the local men's roller derby team Mass Maelstrom.
I'm totally hot for Jurraskick Park, although the fact that his number is 1993 (which is probably his birth year) makes me feel like a dirty old woman.
Peter Rottentail just guest coached my team and some of the skaters got giggly because they think he's cute.
Who do you like? Any of them.
http://www.facebook.com/MassMaelstrom/photos_stream
Also, I think in some cases it's the skating that makes them hot. These guys are amazing.
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01-31-2013, 04:15 PM
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Page not found.
(No surprise that I'm the first response to a thread about potential hot men; that's why the page can't be found --- there are no hot men)
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01-31-2013, 04:18 PM
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my first thought was none.
I don't know. I feel weird rating people.
They're all okay.
the older bald dude looks the most attractive although I find none sexually attractive.
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01-31-2013, 04:20 PM
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01-31-2013, 04:24 PM
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Since you asked our personal opinions...not one of them is even remotely attractive to me....but to each his own...not trying to be mean just not my cup of tea.
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01-31-2013, 04:24 PM
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None. Perhaps some potential with Peter Rottentail and maybe Cilantro if I'm being generous.
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01-31-2013, 04:25 PM
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01-31-2013, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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I found it using the Dophin app, but thanks anyway. 
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01-31-2013, 04:28 PM
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I can't believe how young Jurraskick is. From the rink he just looks like a mountain man. He's even prettier close up. I'm so old.
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01-31-2013, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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cilantro looks like a broke down version of vinnie from the jersey shore, and by broke down I actually mean taller and thinner in the face. (I don't even know his height LOL)
I'd settle, during a like zombie apocalypse.
nah, probably still the older bald dude.
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01-31-2013, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Springcurl, he actually is kind of pretty in that up-close photo. He's just buried under a whole lot of hair! I can imagine he is a looker in person. I mean, I often photograph like crap and everyone knows I'm gorgeous.
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01-31-2013, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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Notice I didn't link his pic? I don't like him. He's a jerk. Even the fact that he has pugs doesn't help.
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01-31-2013, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I like my men, like I like my chicken.
JERK ahahahahahahha
I JUST CAME UP WITH THAT AHSDFLAHSDFLADSHFASD;FLHADSKF
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01-31-2013, 04:36 PM
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I was going to say that as I pointed out on the Say It thread, I picked up the douche vibes from that pic. I can smell the Eau de Toolbag through my screen!
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01-31-2013, 04:37 PM
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the halfway decent almost okay looking ones are always the worst.
CAN'T HAVE NOTHING.
I wonder if my sexy future boo is a douche, I didn't sense any bad vibes, because my vulva was too busy dancing it's life away.
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01-31-2013, 04:43 PM
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Douchebags won't get anywhere near your vulva since they know that ain't no vulva got time for that ****.
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01-31-2013, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
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One day Cider showed up at practice (I hadn't seen him in a while) and his face was WRECKED. Big sores everywhere. I said to another skater, "What's up with Cider? Did he become a meth head?"
Turns out he's a lineman and got flash burns from nearly being electrocuted.
Yeah, I was the jerk that night.
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01-31-2013, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
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Peter Rottentail is kind of cute.
Belgian Awful...he's not sexy to me but I love his name (really want waffles right now) and he looks like he would be a lot of fun to hang out with.
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01-31-2013, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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I just made the HUGE mistake of reading both these posts to Mr. Spring and now he's all "Ain't no vulva got no time for that!".
I'm never really sure why I do this to myself.
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01-31-2013, 05:40 PM
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Awww...Jurraskick is cute! If he trimmed his beard and wasn't wearing that stupid bandana. I liked the pic of him sitting on the sidelines with his hair in pigtails.
Belgian Awful's name is the best ever, but yeah...he's not cute in my mind and redheads usually turn my (fake red) head.
ETA: Wes Turn...maybe. If he's not a douche. He looks like he could be a hulk.
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