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thelio 02-06-2013 06:04 AM

My grandfather has cancer where?
 
I was talking to my mom last night, and like most other times the way she speaks confuses me at time. But in the end she notified me that my grandfather had... penis cancer??? :scratch:

here's a transcript of the convo:

me: how's your father? (the man doesnt know my name so i only call him granddad to his face)
mom: oh he has cancer.
me: OH NO! what kind?
mom: (says somthing in a wisper)
me: what?
mom: (says something that sounds like it begins with a "p")
me: pancreatic? prostate? pituitary gland?
mom: No! (back to wisper) on his pee wee.
me: huh?
mom: (lounder): oh his pee wee
me: are you trying to say on his penis?
mom: yes. its on his pee wee. he's having it removed.
me: HIS PENIS!!
mom: no the cancer!

i dont know if her information is correct. i wont get into the details of how he supposely found out about this the way she forced it on me. But holy crap!!

sidenote: this is the same woman who curses like a sailor, but still cant say penis. WTH!? i actually say things like, penis, vagina, breast, nipple, ect. and it makes her uncomfortable.

The New Black 02-06-2013 07:32 AM

Yes, it can happen. One of the causes/factors is high-risk strains of HPV. I'm sorry to hear it. That must be tough.

thelio 02-06-2013 08:22 AM

he's fine and it was caught in time. He was really embarrassed about it.

i was looking up info about. Apparently having "many sexually partners" can increase you risk of getting it. Well then! if thats the case, I'm surprised he didnt get it sooner, tbh. 20+ kids and who knows how many baby mama's.

spiderlashes5000 02-06-2013 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thelio (Post 2115018)
I was talking to my mom last night, and like most other times the way she speaks confuses me at time. But in the end she notified me that my grandfather had... penis cancer??? :scratch:

here's a transcript of the convo:

me: how's your father? (the man doesnt know my name so i only call him granddad to his face)
mom: oh he has cancer.
me: OH NO! what kind?
mom: (says somthing in a wisper)
me: what?
mom: (says something that sounds like it begins with a "p")
me: pancreatic? prostate? pituitary gland?
mom: No! (back to wisper) on his pee wee.
me: huh?
mom: (lounder): oh his pee wee
me: are you trying to say on his penis?
mom: yes. its on his pee wee. he's having it removed.
me: HIS PENIS!!
mom: no the cancer!

i dont know if her information is correct. i wont get into the details of how he supposely found out about this the way she forced it on me. But holy crap!!

sidenote: this is the same woman who curses like a sailor, but still cant say penis. WTH!? i actually say things like, penis, vagina, breast, nipple, ect. and it makes her uncomfortable.


So sorry to hear that.

I don't have a prblm saying "penis" but I might if I was referring to my father's.

(cringes typing that)

thelio 02-06-2013 09:22 AM

thanks all! he seems ok. and the prognosis is good. dude's like 100 and can still bust a move on the dance floor!


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