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Old 02-07-2013, 03:30 PM   #1
 
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Default What do you ask Siri?

My brother asks her "what is the meaning of life?" and "what is your favorite color?" Siri has great answers but I cannot quote them....

A lady I work with asks her "Are you constipated?" and Siri responds, "We were talking about you, not me."

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Old 02-07-2013, 03:44 PM   #2
 
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I have her set timers in demo days, set alarms, type texts/messages/emails and random questions that don't require google.
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Old 02-07-2013, 03:46 PM   #3
 
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I asked her for the address of the Migratory Bird Treaty Office in Albuquerque.
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'Where's the best place to hide a body?'
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That one is funny with morgues and dumps.
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Old 02-07-2013, 04:07 PM   #6
 
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Quote:
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'Where's the best place to hide a body?'
Funny, I was JUST talking about the same thing with somebody.
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My friend one time said "Siri, do these jeans make my butt look big?" Siri replied with a list of stores for her to buy new jeans.

My kids like to ask her the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. And I think her favorite color is a bluish-green.

She's very cagey about how old she is and her relationship with the late Steve Jobs.

I mostly just ask her to call people for me.
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Ha!

What do you ask Siri?-imageuploadedbycurltalk1360288839.935759.jpg
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What do you ask Siri?-imageuploadedbycurltalk1360288905.615607.jpg
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Siri makes notes for me and sets reminders. Very handy but sometimes she doesn't quite understand what I said and the note ends up being cryptic.
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Siri is santa real? siri says santa is as real as you make him.

Siri i'm horny. Siri gives a list of places such as stripclubs and massage parlors.
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