I haven't wanted to talk about this because...

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When I worked at a vet's office we called people like that The PawPaw Club.

It got its name when a woman who had already been acting a little too into her cats (she mailed us a lot of pics of them, sometimes posing with her on a bed or the floor) was picking one of them up after boarding or grooming or something routine like that. My co-worker said something to the effect of "oh, we'll miss him, he's such a sweetheart." And as she was walking out, the owner looked at us over her shoulder, winked and said, "I know. And he gives g r e a t pawpaw" and left. My co-worker turned to me and said, totally deadpan and matter-of-factly, "That lady is f**king her cats."

So, yeah, sorry to say it, but your friend is f**king that dog, probably.
Originally Posted by MoppyT
My cousin had the misfortune of crashing with a friend and her husband when she was in a bind. They had a cat named "Promises" who represented "their promises of love and comittment to each other" and all that sappy stuff.

Anyhow, my cousin didn't really notice the husband and "Promises" in his lap every night as they all sat around watching tv. It was a while before she always noticed "Promises" furiously pouncing and attacking something in the husband's lap. I think yall know where this is going so I'll, um, stop here.

I'll just say that the "Promises'" target was in a condition that could be seen from afar. Needless to say, she did not live there long.....
Originally Posted by sinistral55
Naw. Naw, see?

I came back idk why. Can I return this knowledge?

Fool me once....
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GD!!! this thread is getting even more twisted!! I got to go!! like seriously! y'all wont be hearing from me for a while. I got..I got to deal with the info I just got! I need a nap or something.
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LOL @ Paw-Paw Club

GD!!! this thread is getting even more twisted!! I got to go!! like seriously! y'all wont be hearing from me for a while. I got..I got to deal with the info I just got! I need a nap or something.
Originally Posted by thelio

WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK. I'm hoping the thread changes. It's a trap LOL.


DON'T NAP ON IT. DO NOT NAP ON THAT SH**. YOU WILL HAVE NIGHT TERRORS
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I got..I got to deal with the info I just got! I need a nap or something.
Originally Posted by thelio
a nap???

i need some brain washing!!!!



spring, i was squicked for you just reading that!
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She seems like the tree-hugger type to the power of bat **** crazy. She probably rationalized nature must run its course. If a dog's instinct is to hump you, it can't possibly be wrong. If you think that's disturbing, it's because you have been corrupted by civilization, with all its artifical, unnatural taboos.
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I can not believe how many similar stories there are. I m absolutely horrified and nauseated.
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And to think I did all I could to get Casey to never ever hump anything everneverever.
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I can not believe how many similar stories there are. I m absolutely horrified and nauseated.
Originally Posted by maria_i
Me either......I kept mine quiet for soooo long, smh! As I read the thread I knew I could finally let go of this burden!!:
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This thread might be my new favorite f'ed up thing on the internet.

I keep shuddering in revulsion and laughing my ass off.
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If you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some bleach and some steel wool or a wire brush and scrub out my brain. Because I really need to unread/unremember/un-everything on this thread!

Spring...I thought I had met some kooky people, but wow...between the hoarder neighbor with figurines on a Home Depot bucket and leaving perfectly good Steak to spoil for a week and someone who is a conspiracy theorist who let's her dog do who knows what the hell ever...I would just start saying no.

Gah! Make it stop!
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HA!! wait this post isnt funny....but while i was reading this it, unconsciously my face screwed its self up into a ugly mess (in reaction to my disgust ). when i finished reading and became aware of what my face was doing i was like "WTF!" to my face AND her ratchet mess
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ewwww!!!! what the hell???!!! what the ****?!!!! what the kerflucein????!! (i had to make up a curse word) what is wrong with people? why did I read this?

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And to think I did all I could to get Casey to never ever hump anything everneverever.
Originally Posted by xcptnl
Weirdo. Animal oppressor!
This thread might be my new favorite f'ed up thing on the internet.

I keep shuddering in revulsion and laughing my ass off.
Originally Posted by legends
After I checked this thread, I was actually afraid to step back in because THE HORROR! But I'm also laughing, so yeah.

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