I have to confess!

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Oh I have a good one.

I like cleaning.

There I said it. I enjoy cleaning and organizing it calms me. Wait let me rephrase, I enjoy cleaning after myself. No one else, unless like my nephew or something. Other people need to learn to clean their own sh**.
Oh I have a good one.

I like cleaning.

There I said it. I enjoy cleaning and organizing it calms me. Wait let me rephrase, I enjoy cleaning after myself. No one else, unless like my nephew or something. Other people need to learn to clean their own sh**.
Originally Posted by murrrcat
Oh come on now. We all know that one is mine.

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ok this is a biggy and i may even get arrested for this. but maybe not because i was only 6!

I watched a movie when I was a kid about a girl's boarding school. all the students were super smart and spoke french and latin and reading giant books. even the not so smart girl was reading books! i wanted to be them. i wanted to be super smart and know all the languages and read all the big books. In my school those stupid kids couldnt even read, so not to hurt their feelings i had to pretend i couldnt read. I could read when i was 3!! they were trying to read books I read when i was 3!!! I was so bored, and I hated school!!

so i asked my parents if i could go to boarding school. they said "NO! be stupid like all the other kids at your stupid school who cant read little stupid baby books!!" (not really, but thats how i saw it in my kiddie brain). So, i thought that if my parents were dead i would get their insurance money and so then i could pay for myself to go to the fancy smarty pantsy boarding school.

mommy always told me that if i drink cleaning products i would die, so i dipped their toothbrushes in bleach. the good news is they didn't die. the bad news is i never got to learn all the languages. oh and my parents had no insurance, so if they died i would had to live with my grandma. And would probably be a whole lot more screwed up then i am now.

Please don't call the cops on me!! I was a kid! I was young and stupid!!
Originally Posted by thelio
HOLY crap. This one wins.
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Thelio, don't feel so bad....I dipped my sister's toothbrush in my dad's hair cream hoping to poison her. I wouldn't have gotten anything other then her out of my life. We never got along, not even today.

ETA: I was 11.
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ok this is a biggy and i may even get arrested for this. but maybe not because i was only 6!

I watched a movie when I was a kid about a girl's boarding school. all the students were super smart and spoke french and latin and reading giant books. even the not so smart girl was reading books! i wanted to be them. i wanted to be super smart and know all the languages and read all the big books. In my school those stupid kids couldnt even read, so not to hurt their feelings i had to pretend i couldnt read. I could read when i was 3!! they were trying to read books I read when i was 3!!! I was so bored, and I hated school!!

so i asked my parents if i could go to boarding school. they said "NO! be stupid like all the other kids at your stupid school who cant read little stupid baby books!!" (not really, but thats how i saw it in my kiddie brain). So, i thought that if my parents were dead i would get their insurance money and so then i could pay for myself to go to the fancy smarty pantsy boarding school.

mommy always told me that if i drink cleaning products i would die, so i dipped their toothbrushes in bleach. the good news is they didn't die. the bad news is i never got to learn all the languages. oh and my parents had no insurance, so if they died i would had to live with my grandma. And would probably be a whole lot more screwed up then i am now.

Please don't call the cops on me!! I was a kid! I was young and stupid!!
Originally Posted by thelio
Lol don't stress about it, I once dipped my ex's toothbrush in the toilet after watching Seinfeld..I was mad he was an ass..fair enough !
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okay I will say this, since thelio's was pretty extreme.

No one tell anyone ever. THIS DOESN'T LEAVE THIS THREAD.



When I was little I tried to choke myself on a hanger (it didn't even work because the hanger wouldn't bend and my neck was obviously too skinny) .....to be a ghost....like Casper. I don't think my child brain understood that I would be dead forever. Omg my child brain was stupid.
Then I couldn't get it off my head and really choked and cried and screamed in the bathroom (obvioulsy I wasn't really choking if I could scream) and my mom found out.
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I was mad at my parents once and pissed in the pitcher of lemonade I knew they were gonna drink with dinner. I mean, I loosed the floodgates!

But being the airhead that i am, I forgot and poured mysef a glass of it first. And OMG, I spit it out all over myself when i remembered and tasted how awful it was. And my mother was reaching for the pitcher and I knew I needed to pour it out asap bc it was so obvious what I had done...if they tasted it they would have known and killed me. So my mother and I were fighting over the pitcher of piss at the dinner table and finally got it away from her but not before a few drops landed on her plate. Plz don't tell them!
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^ omg no. you. win. I have died. :laugh ing5:
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Oh spider that is soooo crazy!! That is somethig out of a comedy!! LMAO at that one!!!
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This. Thread. Is. Awesome.

I was going to confess something, but I won’t even.

ETA: Okay, maybe I will.

When my sister was in middle school and I was in grade school, she was selling these really good candy bars for a fundraiser. They were milk chocolate with caramel. They were SO good and we never had candy in the house except at holidays, so I was obsessed with them.

She kept the candy and the money from it in her room under her bed. I used to sneak in there and at first I would just straight up buy a candy bar. I don’t know why I sneaked, but I did. Probably because I wasn’t really supposed to be eating candy, even if I had the money for it.

Initially, I usually had to make change. I remember there were a lot of quarters and the bars were something like 50, so if I had a dollar, I would take 2 quarters back plus a candy bar.

Did I mention they were really good candy bars?

She had a lot of candy and a lot of money from selling, so my little incursions weren’t very noticeable. I was a real goody two shoes growing up, and this was one of my first forays into being bad. My mom was SERIOUS about no candy. So I was feeling a lot of guilt. But, surprise, surprise, I was bad and the world did not implode. So I got bolder.

I started to run out of money for the candy, so I got a little creative in making change in order to be able to “afford” the candy bars. So instead of putting in 50, I’d put in 25, for example.

Then I just needed money for other things, so I got even more creative. At that point, I think the stock of candy was low. I remember fighting the urge to take a candy bar, because I was pretty sure she was going to notice if I did. But she had so much money from selling, I was pretty sure she wouldn’t notice a couple quarters going missing here and there.

Now I knew stealing was flat-out wrong. It was all about not getting caught for me. It seemed, to my young brain, that if I wasn’t caught, I had done nothing really wrong. Total moral relativism at age 8 or whatever.

I don’t know why she never noticed her money was all off. And her candy bars were disappearing … if she did, she never mentioned it.

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"I'm scared of potatoes."

Best confession ever...
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"I'm scared of potatoes."

Best confession ever...
Originally Posted by The New Black
This guy I was dating once was like, "a grown ass woman...scared of some food." Been that way since I was a baby.
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Omg okay:

Sometimes when I'm listening to music on headphones, I lip sync and pretend I'm either performing for an audience (and I'm wowing all my haters) or that I'm in an irl musical and it's totally normal for music and singing to just happen. I only do it when I'm alone like sitting on my bed at 3 am while everyone else is asleep.

I've been doing this since I got my first walkman.

Because y'all I can't sing and I really wish I could :'(
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when will your favs?

Also I love to create characters for myself in books movies.

So for Harry Potter and LOTR I made a character for myself and every time I reread/rewatched the films I'd add more to my story. To avoid the Mary Sue issue and make it more realistic my characters never really saw any of the main action I just really wanted to be part of that world.

And then I discovered fanfiction and lawd lol
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when will your favs?

Let's see.... Ive always needed glasses so when I was little I would be n the bathroom and squint so the light would seem like it's reaching my finger. Then "grab" the end of the light ray and pop it like a pill....does that make sense? Lol. I realized later that the medicine taking was cause my mama has been taking medicine my whole life LOL. But yea. I did that up until I got glasses, about 10

How can I say goodbye P.L.G.
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Omg okay:

Sometimes when I'm listening to music on headphones, I lip sync and pretend I'm either performing for an audience (and I'm wowing all my haters) or that I'm in an irl musical and it's totally normal for music and singing to just happen. I only do it when I'm alone like sitting on my bed at 3 am while everyone else is asleep.

I've been doing this since I got my first walkman.

Because y'all I can't sing and I really wish I could :'(
Originally Posted by annabananalise


I do that all the time. I imagine myself as the singer.
bwahahaahha
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Me too, can't sing at all but believe me when I'm alone I put on a SHOW !

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I'm scared to death of potatoes and onions when they grow those limbs. I run, screaming and terrified, from the kitchen and my daughter has to throw them away.
Originally Posted by spiderlashes5000
Me too!!!!

Pepper seeds freak me out, too.
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I used to get tormented on the schoolbus in the 8th grade by a group of boys. Every day. They would scream things at me, a few times one would bring a balloon and poke me in the butt as I was getting off the bus, they were AWFUL. I used to go home and sob.

My mother called the school, talked to the bus driver, the principal, nobody did ANYTHING.

It was awful, and I still remember those boys and every one of their first and last names.

I tried yelling back at them as I got off the bus, giving them the finger silently as I got off, nothing made them stop.

So, I took matters into my own hands, and when I'd see one of them in the hallway in school and there were a lot of kids around, I would casually kick them REALLY REALLY REALLY HARD AS I COULD in the shin as I walked by them. I wouldn't move my head at all or make eye contact, I'd just kick them as hard as I could and keep going.

I actually got a pair of pointy ballet flats for this very reason...to make them hurt as much as possible.

I know violence is never the answer, but my GOSH. I was in so much pain that year because they used to torment me so much on the bus and nobody would do anything to make them stop.

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