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I pick my nose. Yesterday I was sitting behind my roommate and she turned around and saw. She asked if I was picking my nose. I said yes. She turned back around and continued watching tv.
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I hated my fathers wife after my mom. She was a horrible *****. So to get her, I brushed my ass crack with her toothbrush. I was in my late 20s when I did this. She stole my art work from my uncle (that had already passed away) when she was leaving my dad. I hate that *****. She deserved so much worse.
Originally Posted by Curlyminx
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I used the app Math Way on my exam..I got away with it because I was using my phone as a calculator.


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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
LOL. Glad you got away with it. But I just flunked a student for doing this last week. I'm surprised your prof lets you use a cell phone as a calculator. Most don't.

My confession: my kid is allergic to peanuts and I keep a giant bag of Reeses minis in my office.


As a child, I "decorated" a family heirloom bible. I thought the illustrations were lacking, so I colored them with my crayons. I'm a book collector in me now cringes at what I did.
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when I was little I got really mad at my brother and ripped up his school pictures into tiny pieces, later I felt horrible for it, and tried to tape them back together. I still feel bad. Thank goodness for extra copies haahhaha

okay I also feel bad for this one, in high school me and my friend "catfished" this girl we knew because she was mean, we quit after a month because she kept trying to be flirty and wanted a relationship and we couldn't handle trying to be fake flirty, it was pathetic. I feel really bad about it now, even though it didn't last long. we both would talk to her so me and my friend couldn't keep our lies straight and the fake person's life made no sense.
That reminds me of another one:

There was a book called Karen Kepplewhite is the World's Best Kisser



I LOVED that book. i would read it over and over again. So I got the bright idea of changing the name Karen to Curlyminx. So there are erasure marks all over the book with my penciled in name. I don't know WHAT possessed me to do that. I guess I wanted to be the worlds best kisser.

And I am.

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i have another one.

i was 13 and homelife was really bad. my parents were too busy living the high life (if you get my meaning) and things were all around crappy. there was stuff i needed such as personal hygiene products, clothes that fit, socks adn underwear without holes and food. being 13 its really hard to find a job to pay for these things. so any order to get things i needed, i begin to shoplift. i only took things i didnt like deorderant, underwear, socks, and food. i then progresssed to taking money out of fountains. you know the kind where people woould throw in change and make a wish? i actually felt bad about that because i felt i was stealing wishes. (thanks Goonies!) so a friend (who was in a worst situation than me) taught me to pan-handle. we lived near johns hopkins university and those students be banking. so we would hang out there and ask for money for the bus, or say we are short a few cents for something. they would give us dollar bills y'all!! after a few hours we would have a enough money and go get a pizza or something else to eat.

after a bit, i just felt embarrassed. so i went back to just shoplifting. eventually I met awesome friends who i could go over house and not have to be home any longer. i still shoplifted to buy things i needed, but i finally got a job at 17 and could pay for things i needed.
Originally Posted by thelio
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I confess that I am SCARED out of my freakin mind to cohabitate with a S.O. again.

The last one ended so spectacularly horribly, and although this relationship is a zillion times healthier- and this SO is a zillion times nicer than the last one ... I'm still very, very scared.

Oh, and I'm equally terrified to start working from home as opposed to an office. I've never done it, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss the personal interactions very much.
I used the app Math Way on my exam..I got away with it because I was using my phone as a calculator.


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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
LOL. Glad you got away with it. But I just flunked a student for doing this last week. I'm surprised your prof lets you use a cell phone as a calculator. Most don't.

My confession: my kid is allergic to peanuts and I keep a giant bag of Reeses minis in my office.
Originally Posted by mad scientist
Haha, it was too complicated. Not doing that again.

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This is too funny right here!!!!!
no one knows I do it!!

my closest friends and relatives has asked me why my hari doesnt change crazy colors in the summer anymore, i told them i wear more hats to block out the sun. i dont know why i feel i should keep this a secret. i just cant bring myself to tell people this.

I also have to confess that i took pens form work. My dad didnt pens, i said i would pick him up a pack after work one day. but i didnt feel like it. so i took some form work.
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That reminds me of another one:

There was a book called Karen Kepplewhite is the World's Best Kisser



I LOVED that book. i would read it over and over again. So I got the bright idea of changing the name Karen to Curlyminx. So there are erasure marks all over the book with my penciled in name. I don't know WHAT possessed me to do that. I guess I wanted to be the worlds best kisser.

And I am.
Originally Posted by Curlyminx
WE HAD THAT BOOK!!!!

Please tell me you also had Sixth Grade Sleepover. Same author.
ok this is a biggy and i may even get arrested for this. but maybe not because i was only 6!

I watched a movie when I was a kid about a girl's boarding school. all the students were super smart and spoke french and latin and reading giant books. even the not so smart girl was reading books! i wanted to be them. i wanted to be super smart and know all the languages and read all the big books. In my school those stupid kids couldnt even read, so not to hurt their feelings i had to pretend i couldnt read. I could read when i was 3!! they were trying to read books I read when i was 3!!! I was so bored, and I hated school!!

so i asked my parents if i could go to boarding school. they said "NO! be stupid like all the other kids at your stupid school who cant read little stupid baby books!!" (not really, but thats how i saw it in my kiddie brain). So, i thought that if my parents were dead i would get their insurance money and so then i could pay for myself to go to the fancy smarty pantsy boarding school.

mommy always told me that if i drink cleaning products i would die, so i dipped their toothbrushes in bleach. the good news is they didn't die. the bad news is i never got to learn all the languages. oh and my parents had no insurance, so if they died i would had to live with my grandma. And would probably be a whole lot more screwed up then i am now.

Please don't call the cops on me!! I was a kid! I was young and stupid!!
Originally Posted by thelio
You not only did not kill them, but you probably kept them from catching a virus that month
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I went to my (ex)girlfriends house repeatedly when my parents weren't home because she lived two blocks away, we also "borrowed" her dads car to go see a movie together.
We saw about 3 movies that day and payed for only 1.
When her parents were home we did things with the door open because idk we were into that.
I also snuck her in my room in the summer and she stayed for 4 days without anyone finding out.
That reminds me of another one:

There was a book called Karen Kepplewhite is the World's Best Kisser



I LOVED that book. i would read it over and over again. So I got the bright idea of changing the name Karen to Curlyminx. So there are erasure marks all over the book with my penciled in name. I don't know WHAT possessed me to do that. I guess I wanted to be the worlds best kisser.

And I am.
Originally Posted by Curlyminx
WE HAD THAT BOOK!!!!

Please tell me you also had Sixth Grade Sleepover. Same author.
Originally Posted by CanItBeChristine
Really?!?! I LOVED that book. No, I didn't have Sixth Grade Sleepover. BUT I DID have Janet Hamm Needs A Date for the Dance. Which had the same characters. I loved the name Star after these books and wished that was my name.

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Oh I have a good one.

I like cleaning.

There I said it. I enjoy cleaning and organizing it calms me. Wait let me rephrase, I enjoy cleaning after myself. No one else, unless like my nephew or something. Other people need to learn to clean their own sh**.
Originally Posted by murrrcat
I'm the opposite. I'll tidy up other people's stuff for sure. My own mess? Naw man
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When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I told one of my friends that my aunt owned a horse/dude ranch (we both loved horses). I told her she could go on vacation with us when we went there. She told her mom-all excited. Her mom called my mom to check into this vacation thing and my mom had to to break the news there was no aunt with a dude ranch and horses. I had to apologize. WAHHHH!!!
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I know violence is never the answer, but my GOSH. I was in so much pain that year because they used to torment me so much on the bus and nobody would do anything to make them stop.
Originally Posted by CanItBeChristine
I believe it sometimes is the answer, and I am glad you stuck up for yourself.

I was taught to never start the problem, but to always finish it. I never went to principals or teachers about someone picking on me. I would drop a boy in a second.

That reminds me of a confession. In 2nd grad an 8th grade boy was picking on me and a few of my classmates. He kept it up for a couple days, and was the hardest on his little cousin. He would steal his lunch money and smack him around. We decided enough was enough, and walked over to the 6-8th grade play ground. We got him down on the ground, on the softball field, and beat the snot out of him. It was 6 2nd graders on one really big 8th grader. Feom that moment on he avoided us like the plague.

Revenge was sweet.

PS- Don't think me evil. Thats how we were all raised.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

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I have to confess that I've been lying about my age to people. I'm not really 39...
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Well fess up, missy. How old are you? (I just broke a cardinal woman law.)


Okay, one more and I will be done. My freshman year in high school I became close friends with a wonder, smart, incredibly funny, and extremely tall guy. We had several classes together and would sometimes get sick of a few snarky girls in our classes that made fun of peoples appearances. They liked to push buttons and hit people where they were the most insecure. They never did it to us, but did it in front of us non stop.

So, one day my friend brought an older tape recorder to school. It made everything sound a little messed up anyway. We did our best demented Muppet impressions, and recorded personalized messages for each 'mean' girl. After school, my friend called me and we in turn 3 way called each person.

Ring, ring... Hello?
Is your butt at home?
What?
Is. Your. Butt. At. Hooooome?

Ring, ring... Hello.
Are your teeth at home?
Who is this?!?!
Are. Your. Teeth. At. Hoooome?

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So on and so forth. Hahaha. We died numerous times that day.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Well fess up, missy. How old are you? (I just broke a cardinal woman law.)


Okay, one more and I will be done. My freshman year in high school I became close friends with a wonder, smart, incredibly funny, and extremely tall guy. We had several classes together and would sometimes get sick of a few snarky girls in our classes that made fun of peoples appearances. They liked to push buttons and hit people where they were the most insecure. They never did it to us, but did it in front of us non stop.

So, one day my friend brought an older tape recorder to school. It made everything sound a little messed up anyway. We did our best demented Muppet impressions, and recorded personalized messages for each 'mean' girl. After school, my friend called me and we in turn 3 way called each person.

Ring, ring... Hello?
Is your butt at home?
What?
Is. Your. Butt. At. Hooooome?

Ring, ring... Hello.
Are your teeth at home?
Who is this?!?!
Are. Your. Teeth. At. Hoooome?

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So on and so forth. Hahaha. We died numerous times that day.
Originally Posted by Fifi.G
HAHAH!! Hilarious.

My sister and her friend crank called a neighbor of the friend. He had very white legs and so when he answered,

they said: Hello Whitelegs!
His response: Hello telephone!

They were so shocked at the response, they ended up hanging up.
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