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I always sleep in the nude. When I wake up I will just put on a robe until time to get dressed. One morning on a weekend instead of putting on my robe I put on the only pair of pj's I own....little tank top and pants with black kittens on it. It's so old I don't even remember when or where I bought it. I put it on because I wanted to do some cleaning before I went to the store. I went to the store and bought my groceries for the week and was unloading them when I got home when my daughter pulled up. She gasped and asked me why I was outside in my pj's. Yep..I went to the store in my pajamas.
^ I swear I've heard that story before.

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Meh, I go out in my PJ's all the time. Well...not alllll the time, but enough. I've even been known to go out without a bra on. If I'm wearing a hoodie that hides the blatant fact that I'm braless.
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I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like . I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.
I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like . I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
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So in high school my friends and I went to lunch and when coming to a crosswalk at a busy intersection I tripped rolled down a hill ( my lunch flying everywhere), rolled across the sidewalk and into the road! Thankfully the cars were at a red light but my friends just stood there staring with mouths open. The light turned green and no one even moved, the people in the cars were just staring at me...you can't get up from that and pretend it didn't happen.
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omg the last two 'moments' had me rollin'! No pun intended, Erica...
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On one of my first real dates, i went to an ice cream place. We got our cones and decided to go for a walk. I was wearing flip flops and I got the edge stuck on a little edge in the sidewalk and fell on my face! I somehow kept the ice cream up and didn't damage that at all, but my shoe ( and maybe my pride) was damaged beyond wearability. The boy ran into Cvs and got me a pair of cheapie flip flops and just carried on like nothing happened. <3
I tripped outside a really crowded restaurant where we were going for brunch. Everything was okay, and my then boyfriend helped me up. People around me were concerned and very nice......except for one old man who followed us into the restaurant, came up to our table, and said loudly, "I saw you fall!"
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This one happened to Mr. Ex-Husband. He was in college, and affected by a certain substance. Being predictably hungry, he went to a grocery store with some friends. Thinking they were still beside him, he marveled aloud at the scope of the cheese section: "Have you ever seen so much cheese?" It turned out that a lady his mom's age was standing beside him, and gave him a look like he was nuts before quickly rolling her cart away from him.
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Okay I was on my way to lolla last year and I was wearing a light dress bc it was hot, gurl.

My friend and I were at an el stop waiting for the train when this huge gust of wind came through and blew the skirt of my dress (it was flowy) up and over my head.

So, essentially, I flashed the entire platform.

I was wearing cute boyshorts so it wasn't too revealing, but I felt like dying because everyone clearly saw but they were trying really hard not to laugh. And this one old dude acted like I'd given him the best show of his life ugh.

I know it was only that windy because the platform was elevated but I definitely bought some actual exercise shorts to wear underneath before we went to the festival.
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I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like . I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Omg how did the fart have a smell? How did he know?

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I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like . I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Omg how did the fart have a smell? How did he know?

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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
I queef a lot, so he's accustomed to that....but the fart....he knew I farted because of the smell....and yup it was bad. . I know. I've had every sexual embarassment possible....luckily he loves me so it doesn't matter but still. Then he paused....that's what made it so bad. It was like a pause before he jumped and was like "EWWWWWWWW".
I think my most embarassing moments involve my boyfriend.

1) We were having a love moment and I "got there" and I farted on him. BAD. I dont even know where it came from, I was just like "please let him think it was just a queef....but NO. Like he jumped back...and was in shock and to this day he wont let me forget it. I laughed it off...but still.


2) I was on my cycle and was in some sweat pants. Apparently the sweatpants had a hole in them.....and I was wearing a REALLY thick pad. So he goes "Bay you have something white on your butt"...and PULLS my pad out from the hole! I had been walking around with HALF of my pad sticking STRAIGHT out of my arse and no one told me. Then my bf yanks it out and starts squealing like a girl about it.


3) I did a protein treatment (a damn good one too) but didn't have baby banana food. So I just mashed up the banana as best I could but it wasn't rinsing from my hair. So it was a sunny day and ALL of his friends come over. I had so much of it in my hair that it looked RIDICULOUS. He just gave me a hoodie....to cover it, because people were looking at me.

4) I went to the bathroom to pee (half asleep) and went to bed. Then SO rolls over for a morning session. I was SO sleepy and honestly I dont even remember going to the bathroom that well. I just know my bladder went from being full to empty. So were getting into it. And he picks (yeah it's kinda gross) the tissue out of me. I DIEEEEED.


5) I went to go get some paint from the store and it was black and rainy. So I ran to the car, swung open the passenger seat hard to jump in and there is a lady sitting there like . I look at her and say "Oh sorry I thought this was my car" and she said, still in complete shock, "Nuh uh" still looking scared. She was so shocked that she didn't even close her own door. I just slowly closed it back...and ran the hell away from there.
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Omg how did the fart have a smell? How did he know?

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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
I queef a lot, so he's accustomed to that....but the fart....he knew I farted because of the smell....and yup it was bad. . I know. I've had every sexual embarassment possible....luckily he loves me so it doesn't matter but still. Then he paused....that's what made it so bad. It was like a pause before he jumped and was like "EWWWWWWWW".
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Hahaha! I actually threw up on my boyfriend during sex once...I suppose the embarrassment I felt was similar to yours.

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Omg how did the fart have a smell? How did he know?

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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
I queef a lot, so he's accustomed to that....but the fart....he knew I farted because of the smell....and yup it was bad. . I know. I've had every sexual embarassment possible....luckily he loves me so it doesn't matter but still. Then he paused....that's what made it so bad. It was like a pause before he jumped and was like "EWWWWWWWW".
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Hahaha! I actually threw up on my boyfriend during sex once...I suppose the embarrassment I felt was similar to yours.

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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
Omg I've done that too! Once while having sex and then again in the shower the next morning hahahaha
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I normally have a decent tolerance to alcohol, but this one time at my then job's christmas party I was sick and I'd been working all day getting the party together and by the time people started arriving my coworker gave me a glass of wine to de-stress, which I drank. Then I had another and hell ensued. I fell on my face in front of my boss' parents, catching my arm on the corner of something and making a bloody mess, then I threw up in the bathroom with people waiting outside, then I fell asleep on a chair in the garden until somebody called my *mother* to come pick me up. By the time I was sober enough to realize what happened I was so mortified and freaking out so very much that my mom even gave me half a sleeping pill (I hate sleeping pills) so I went to sleep and calmed down. I couldn't look at anyone in the face for weeks. I'm still embarrassed about this even though it's been long since I stopped working there.
Before I remarried, I was casually dating a guy who was very reserved, very serious. He was fascinated by me: like rubberneckers are with an accident. I think he dated me just for the entertainment factor. Well, I got bronchitis really bad and went to the doctor and she gave me a "new" cough syrup along with massive antibiotics. I didn't read the labels. The cough syrup was narcotic. He asked me out to dinner - this would be our 3rd date! I had stopped the violent coughing, so heck yeah! I went. We went to his favorite restaurant and I got a glass of wine. It was really good, so I had another with the appetizer. Then I needed to go to the restroom. I couldn't stand up. I was beyond wasted. My knees would not work. I told him, "my knees won't work." He asked why not? I told him I didn't know. He stood me up, walked me to the restroom, into the restroom and into the stall. He stayed in there with me and helped me re-dress and wash up and by then he had had enough of my wobbly legs and he threw down a bunch of cash on our table, picked me up and carried me out all Officer and a Gentleman style. Other patrons were whistling and cheering for him. He was mortified. He had to carry me up my front steps, unlock my door and plop me in the bed. He slept on my couch. The next morning was AWKWARD. I remembered everything and unfortunately, so did he. But he never said a word about it. And we dated for a year after that.

Once when I was a receptionist at a Cadillac dealership, you know the one that sits out front in plain view from all angles? I was her. Except I was sick. I wasn't even allowed to go to the restroom without getting someone to cover the phones for me. My boss was in a meeting so I called him on his cell phone and told him to get someone out there NOW because I needed to go home, I was sick. This call pizzed off the owner who came out and told me I didn't need to be calling my boss when he was in a meeting and what couldn't wait??? I said, "I am really sick and need to go home." He opened his mouth and started to say something and I grabbed my trashcan and vomited all over it and the floor and my desk. I set the trashcan down right in the middle of the mess, wiped my mouth with a tissue, got my purse and just walked out. There were a bunch of salespeople in there and several customers that saw and heard everything. I wasn't really embarrased until I had to go back to work. Then I wanted to quit my job and disappear.

My husband, before we were married, introduced me to his boss in front of the boss's wife and a bunch of co-workers by saying, "This is J; you remember I told you about her: tall, blond and kinky." He meant to say curly but it came out all wrong.
omg the last two 'moments' had me rollin'! No pun intended, Erica...
Originally Posted by The New Black
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Yesterday. I walked by the office elevator (shiny, metal) and got scared by my own reflection. I thought I was alone and then all of a sudden someone was coming at me. Only it was me.
Originally Posted by The New Black
OMG! I did this years ago and it was when I was running late and I couldn't find the right room for the class I was going to and I saw movement beside me and I glanced up and there was the scariest monster I'd ever seen glaring at me in the window. It was me! Apparently my stressed out face is very hostile looking!!! Behind the window were examples of student artwork on fabric in many colors, so the monster was multicolored as well as looking very angry. I almost fell down backing away from this monster. Then I realized it was me! The image was seared into my mind. That was back when I was painting almost daily and I painted an abstract inspired by that multicolored monster! It's still one of my favorite paintings 15 years later.

I queef a lot, so he's accustomed to that....but the fart....he knew I farted because of the smell....and yup it was bad. . I know. I've had every sexual embarassment possible....luckily he loves me so it doesn't matter but still. Then he paused....that's what made it so bad. It was like a pause before he jumped and was like "EWWWWWWWW".
Originally Posted by Lovemenappy
Hahaha! I actually threw up on my boyfriend during sex once...I suppose the embarrassment I felt was similar to yours.

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Originally Posted by LoveInBetween
Omg I've done that too! Once while having sex and then again in the shower the next morning hahahaha
Originally Posted by annabananalise
Ahahaha! I turned out to have food poisoning from chinese food we ate earlier that day.

But dang, throwing up on him twice? Was he all like ewwwwww? Mine was afraid, he thought he did something wrong.


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