Say It. I Dare You. - Page 101

JoyForever · 01-01-2008, 09:20 PM

No no no no NO!!

MY life! MY decision! MINE!

You don't get to have a say! We're not compromising here! This is not a debate! So either be happy for me, or back the hell off!

eccentric_kurlz · 01-01-2008, 10:18 PM

I don't want to hurt you. You are the last person I'd want to hurt, but having you believe that something more can come of our friendship isn't right, even though I believe I made it clear what I felt and thought. While it would have been lovely in a perfect world, we just wouldn't be right for eachother. You have WAY too many issues(mentally and physically) and that can be emotionally draining. It has been draining. Not only that, your dependence on getting your ego stroked by strangers shows me just how fragile you really are. That regardless of what I say, you'd always need to feel semblance from other sources. And W was unfortunately right....I'm a convenient "friend", and that you sometimes take advantage of the fact that I'm there for you.

You're my best friend, and I hope we can be cool after all is said and done. I just worry about what this can and will do to you. Not worried, petrified. Sigh........I hope you can finally muster up some type of courage, because if going by your recent history, you're going to do something drastic......

01-02-2008, 01:35 PM

Today I used the same piece of floss - twice.

Amandacurls · 01-02-2008, 02:43 PM

You are the only one who can sign off on our invoices, but you don't come in until 10:30 and you leave for 3 hours in the afternoon to go get your damn massage. But here's the real kicker, you'll sign off on everything sometime late tonight like 10:00 pm and use today's date. You are a stupid evil woman, and I hope you lose all your hair or a spider bites you!

Starrwithoutnite · 01-02-2008, 02:54 PM

So, Im still waiting. I was expecting you on Monday...and its Wednesday. Can you hurry up??

PhDCow · 01-02-2008, 03:20 PM

**** you, ebay seller. You know damned well what you wrote in that description when I bid. And now you're backing out. Know your product before you put it up for bid. Idiot.

gg · 01-03-2008, 11:50 AM

Damn fix that girls grill. You know you have no business letting that girl walk around society looking like that. Look like a damn shark.

cajuncurls · 01-03-2008, 01:46 PM

To my ex-husband: You were my first boyfriend when I was 15 years old and you wasted 17 years of my life with your cheating. I loved you so much I was blind to it. I stayed home and raised our daughters, picked up your dirty underwear off the floor and brought you dinner in your recliner every day. While you screwed everyone I knew. You're 40 years old; stop sleeping with girls your daughter's age. You're not cute; they're letting you pay their bills until they find something better. Don't give me that pitiful look around the holidays or tell me you miss me. You made your own bed.

To my ex-boyfriend: I can't even express how much I loved you and you wasted 3 years of my life. You could never understand that I wanted you and not your money. I used to wish all the time that you were broke. And here's a newsflash: Those boys of yours that can do no wrong in your eyes, they're weak and spineless and you made them that way. Yes, you're a self-made man. Yes, you went through a lot to be as successful as you are. But your sons didn't. And giving them everything they want and making life easy for them is crippling them. They appreciate nothing. You gave up our relationship so you could make them your priority. They're in their 20s. They don't want you; just your money. Where did you spend the holidays? Alone again? I bet they didn't even call.

Both of you: See that hot 29 year old guy with the gorgeous body who's a great daddy to our baby? He replaced you. Thanks for screwing me over.

Yes, I have a baby, a freshman in high school and a freshman in college and I'm 37. I don't want to hear you say you're glad to be a "young mom." You don't work, you live off the government and you're a terrible role model. Know why my girls are so successful? They watched me work and sacrifice. Know why your kids will make you a grandma before you're 30 and follow in your welfare footsteps? Guess.
P.S. How come we have to pay for your kids' food but you always have the money to get your nails done?

Amandacurls · 01-03-2008, 02:25 PM

To my horrible boss:

How can I get in trouble for the Lowe's Bill being late last month? That's not even my responsibility. It's goof ass Sharon's. Talk to her!

yagottaloveyacurls · 01-04-2008, 09:40 PM

It's good for you.
It's bad for you.
It's good for you again...
no wait, we've discovered it's bad for you.

It prevents cancer.
It causes cancer.
oh oops, it's great at fighting cancer.
oh, we were wrong again, it will definitely give you cancer.
but if you drink it while hanging upside down at the stroke of midnight in July during a full moon, it MIGHT help fight cancer.

It helps your teeth.
It hurts your teeth.
It causes cavities.
It repairs soft spots!
Oh wait, no it doesn't it CREATES soft spots.
and it causes cancer too.
but if you only drink a little it will help you live longer.
oh no, we were wrong again. it will kill you pretty quickly, actually.

It's responsible for early onset of alzheimers.
No, it improves your memory and brain function!
No, we spoke too soon...
it causes cancer.

ARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

yagottaloveyacurls · 01-04-2008, 10:38 PM

suckarific is my new favorite word.

that is all.

JoyForever · 01-05-2008, 07:27 AM

I wish you hadn't told me and spoiled the surprise. I suppose it was my own fault for asking, though.

I know it's not a REALLY BIG deal, but still. Sigh.

Curiosity killed the cat, and all that.

eccentric_kurlz · 01-05-2008, 02:27 PM

Oh my.......*blushing* And that is ALL mine, eh? How did I become such a lucky girl?

I can't wait to see you. Well, I don't have much of a choice BUT to wait, but the anticipation is driving me crazy.

Who would have EVER thought this would be happening? I sure as hell didn't, and to think by the summer, I may be down there with you.....building a life together with you and the boys.

This is craziness.....but I like it.

FallOutCurl · 01-05-2008, 08:43 PM

SPOILT no honey I'm not spoilt I'm just privileged. Just because I own so many things according to you it does not give you the right to be jealous and green eyed. First out you don't know what I had to do to get what I have and Secondly so what!!! We are two different people so there is no reason for us to have the same things. It isn't even like I rub anything in your face and show off and what not, but yet you still wanna go and copy my style, what happened to individuality????? your words not mine. I'm sure if you didn't have issues with your lungs and that you'd be smoking as well. If I was to jump off tower bridge into the river thamas would you follow even though you cant swim???
all this recent irrational behaviour just shows yu to be insecure. if were supposed to be cool with each other you know im not gonna spill.
TRUST ME FOR PITY SAKE!!!!

yagottaloveyacurls · 01-05-2008, 09:11 PM

If I hiccup one more time I am going to FREAKING FREAK OUT!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

please stop.
please go away.
none of my hiccup cures are working.

I cannot put into words how much I HATE HICCUPS.

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pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
no more...

hey look, in my last mad rambling keyboard freak out I typed the word "hug" awww. maybe I just need a hug...

that's so sad, I'm all alone right now.
Maybe if I hug one of my dogs my hiccups will go away.

nope.

oh well.

happy-girl · 01-06-2008, 10:29 AM

I'm sorry you have mommy-issues but it's not my problem. You still don't have to act like a tool.

frizzybarbie · 01-06-2008, 04:42 PM

Yes...I know I should be excited about dating a new guy...but I am not...its only been two dates. I am glad you're excited but please don't look me like I am crazy to not be excited.

Amandacurls · 01-07-2008, 07:40 AM

Oh my you have such pretty eyes. And I feel the exact same way, I don't think it was by chance that we met up again after all these years.

PhDCow · 01-07-2008, 08:03 AM

If you want to snub me, that's fine. It hurts right now, but I'll get over it. I'm done trying to be part of your inner circle of friends.

Amandacurls · 01-07-2008, 03:27 PM

I can hardly even talk.........I can't believe you just called me, I'm so freaking happy! This is so scary but so great. Why do you make me feel like this????