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Not the greatest afternoon on record, but could have been far worse.
Seriously, is it not obviously rude to turn the light off on someone at ****ing 8:23 without so much as a word because you're going to sleep? No, I'm not reading here or anything. I don't give two ****s if you want to sleep now. Do so, but don't act like you're the only person in the room, you ****ing selfish twit. I'll be kind enough to not make any noise, but were the situation reversed, I would not turn off your lamp (by your bed) or even any light in the room at ****ing 8:23 because I decided I wanted to go to sleep. I would come to the conclusion that since I share a room, it is hardly reasonable to impose my ungodly bedtime on my roommate. But I guess that's just awful, inconsiderate, disruptive me.

Last edited by Saria; 06-17-2011 at 06:40 PM.
Hey Mr-Midlife-Crises-Neighbor-in-the-Red-Convertable-Ferrari-360-Spider-who-lives-in-a-rented-run-down-house-because-your-wife-probably-kicked-you-out:

F8ck you. You almost hit ME as I was coming out of my driveway, going god-knows-how-fast on a 20mph dead-end residential street, not the other way round. What if I was a kid on a bike coming out of that driveway, instead of a big SUV? If you hurt my kids with your reckless driving, you'd better go into witness protection.
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Dear girl who hit me in the parking lot - we did not "back into each other". I was backing up, and while I was in the process of doing so, I WATCHED YOU as you started your car (brake lights came on), put it into reverse, and started backing up WITHOUT LOOKING. I know you did not look, because if you'd even glanced in the mirror I'm pretty sure you'd have noticed the huge SUV three feet behind you. I was STATIONARY when you hit me, leaning on my horn. But yeah, sure, we're equally at fault.


Also, I have to figure out the best way to run 15 miles tomorrow in "scattered thunderstorm" weather. This will probably consist of many tiny loops so I do not get stuck out in lightning 7 miles from my house. I am not pleased.
All day and no update, your killing me. It was kinda ****ty dumping this on me. I'm not mad, I understand why. Quite frankly I wish I had a confessor right now. I have never had such a hard time keeping a secret before in my life. I am seriously conflicted right now.

But i am upset that you didn't call me back. You better call tomorrow or I'm talking. I can't hold onto this, it's too serious, I'm sorry. You shouldn't have asked this of me.
I was sort of hoping to sleep in this weekend and have time to go to the gym and do some coursework but now I have to have my mum and dad over. Im happy to see them but they've disrupted my weekend.
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Fact: You cannot force me to be an extrovert. I'll talk if I have something to say. If you ask me a question, I'll answer it. Otherwise, I am perfectly happy to avoid the annoying, pointless chatter that you seem to thrive off of. Do you want someone to listen to you instead of wait for their turn to talk? Then I'm your girl. And you'd do well to stop trying to eradicate introverts from the world, because then who would listen to you prattle on all day?

And my GOSH, if you tell me one more time that I need to be more talkative, I'm going to punch you in the face.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
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I do not talk much
You bore with non-stop chit-chat
Punch you in the face



Do shut your pie hole
Cut the extroversion crap
Punch you in the face

Last edited by Saria; 06-18-2011 at 06:16 AM.
And my GOSH, if you tell me one more time that I need to be more talkative, I'm going to punch you in the face.
Originally Posted by SCG
This made me laugh! And I've felt the same way at times!
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Last edited by Rubber Biscuit; 10-27-2012 at 10:26 AM.
^
I do not talk much
You bore with non-stop chit-chat
Punch you in the face



Do shut your pie hole
Cut the extroversion crap
Punch you in the face
Originally Posted by Saria
LOL! "Punch you in the face" really is the perfect way to end off any haiku, IMHO!

My annoyance hit a boiling point today (hence my post), because the dad, B, has been constantly nagging me the past couple of days (multiple times a day) about how I need to talk more. And he does it in front of everyone else, like at dinner or while we're sitting around watching TV. I just can't stand it some days... I almost started crying at lunch today as a result.

I understand what he means, to an extent, but the way he's going about it is all wrong, and if anything, it makes me retreat into my shell even more. After a lecture like the ones he gives me, the last thing I want to do is talk more.

Also, the dude only asks me yes or no questions. HELLO, if you want me to talk more, try asking open ended questions for once!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
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Why do I always do this wrong?
Got this email from the SO just now:

Came home and found a note on my desk it said “Dear Pinkie… you can go to sleep without cleaning the cat boxes if you want, but we wouldn’t advise it.” Signed – The San Miguel Hoodlums


Ahhh he cracks me up
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Last edited by missbanjo; 06-18-2011 at 10:16 AM.
missbanjo that's hilarious!!




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