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^^^ that is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the much needed giggle.
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So DH got his b-day gift from his mother.

She got him a zippered hoodie with a picture of chucky from child's play.

It is covered in glitter (which is now all over the house)

Size XXL (he's kinda a small guy) He tried it on, he looks like a child playing dress-up with his parents clothes. It comes down to his knees and about 5 inches too long in the sleeves.

This is a very typical gift from her. She claims to put a lot of thought into her gifts. Someday we'd love to know what thought that is.
Originally Posted by cympreni
I would say that thought is, "I'm bonkers!"
^^^ that is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the much needed giggle.
Originally Posted by TRBL
ditto. And we would like to see a pic!!
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Mmmm, cherries!!! We saw a roadside cherry stand the other day, but we missed it! Every time we go by now I'm stalking it and they haven't been back.

Saw a house this afternoon we'd love to live in. Here's hoping they want to rent to us.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
And soon it will be sour cherry time and I drool at the thought of sour cherry pie, preferably slab pie.
^^^ that is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the much needed giggle.
Originally Posted by TRBL
ditto. And we would like to see a pic!!
Originally Posted by jeepcurlygurl
He won't do it, he's not a fan of the camera.
While I'm sure the accompanying face would be hilarious, I think we'd take a shot of just the hoodie.
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Hee just for you

Had to crop super close since the original was too large

Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
While I'm sure the accompanying face would be hilarious, I think we'd take a shot of just the hoodie.
Originally Posted by Saria
lol, ok here ya go.

this picture does it no justice.



It has glitter on all the words, the word Chucky on the sleeve is 100% glittered. It's on Chucky's teeth, the chain and skull, and the pattern on Chucky's hoodie. I imagine it's at least 3 or 4 jars worth of glitter, on a man's jacket.
While I'm sure the accompanying face would be hilarious, I think we'd take a shot of just the hoodie.
Originally Posted by Saria
lol, ok here ya go.

this picture does it no justice.



It has glitter on all the words, the word Chucky on the sleeve is 100% glittered. It's on Chucky's teeth, the chain and skull, and the pattern on Chucky's hoodie. I imagine it's at least 3 or 4 jars worth of glitter, on a man's jacket.
Originally Posted by cympreni


Oy vey...

The real question...is he going to wear it?
Is he obsessed with that movie? Because even an obsessed fan would have to be pretty over the top to wear glitter.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
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No, he's not going to wear it. he's been trying to think of things that could happen to it that he can tell his mom.

I don't think he dislikes chucky, but he's not exactly a fan either. I don't think he likes anything enough to wear glitter. He doesn't even wear hoodies. I think he'd rather be naked in public rather than wearing glitter or anything shinny for that matter. That's part of what so funny about it, that and the extremely wrong size.

We keep telling her she doesn't have to buy us gifts. But what we really want to say is: NO STOP PLEASE, Seriously. Put down the wallet and step away from the flea market.

nothing against flea markets, but she ONLY buys the crap that was meant to die there.
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