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Cheez-Its, you lure me in and then spit me out, after I'm sick and bloated and hungover.

We have an unhealthy relationship. I like you better than you like me.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Same here. I, too, love Cheez-Its.

I have the world's laziest cat next to me. He wants to sleep on my lap all day. He knocks my hand down if I lift it up to use the board or mouse...oh wait, I'm in bed and using a laptop...which one of us is the lazy one??
Originally Posted by Speckla
That's cute, Speck.
No MAS.

I am the new Black.

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$30 for a DVD? Is y'all serious?
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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Totally made out with the hot maintenance guy on Saturday night. Let's call him Eye Candy. Possibly poor drunken decision-making but oh well, it was fun.
Totally made out with the hot maintenance guy on Saturday night. Let's call him Eye Candy. Possibly poor drunken decision-making but oh well, it was fun.
Originally Posted by divegirl
Jealous I am.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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New washer and dryer take two. I hope the new set actually cleans our clothes.

If not I might have to stab someone.
Originally Posted by spring1onu


What the hell brand did you buy the first time that gave you dirty clothes?
Overnight incident...wandering nocturnal adult...spilled gallon of PAINT...all over hardwood floors...wiped up like a toddler...woke up to DRIED PAINT in every nook and cranny...ready to kill someone...is 100th trimester too late for an abortion?
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
Oh. My. WORD. How are you even able to post? Because I'd probably be in jail shortly after finding such a thing.
Originally Posted by spring1onu


It took me ALL.F*CKING.DAY. yesterday to get the paint off the hardwood. And the finish is ruined on that portion of the floor and I will have to sand and refinish it. And I had to remove the carpeting from the bottom step, so now I have to either remove all the carpeting from the stairs, and refinish them, or replace the carpeting. And this happened in my foyer, so it's the FIRST thing you see when you enter my house. Looks like a slum.

And to top it off, my fingers hurt today from all the scrubbing. I really want to hurt him.
Overnight incident...wandering nocturnal adult...spilled gallon of PAINT...all over hardwood floors...wiped up like a toddler...woke up to DRIED PAINT in every nook and cranny...ready to kill someone...is 100th trimester too late for an abortion?
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
Oh. My. WORD. How are you even able to post? Because I'd probably be in jail shortly after finding such a thing.
Originally Posted by spring1onu


It took me ALL.F*CKING.DAY. yesterday to get the paint off the hardwood. And the finish is ruined on that portion of the floor and I will have to sand and refinish it. And I had to remove the carpeting from the bottom step, so now I have to either remove all the carpeting from the stairs, and refinish them, or replace the carpeting. And this happened in my foyer, so it's the FIRST thing you see when you enter my house. Looks like a slum.

And to top it off, my fingers hurt today from all the scrubbing. I really want to hurt him.
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
I would not turn you if you did...totally justifiable!!


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Totally made out with the hot maintenance guy on Saturday night. Let's call him Eye Candy. Possibly poor drunken decision-making but oh well, it was fun.
Originally Posted by divegirl
Jealous I am.
Originally Posted by kayb
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it immensely And after feeling underappreciated by the last guy I dated, it was very nice to feel, uhhh, appreciated. He was actually very sweet.
Last night was the worst sleep that I have had in a while. The dog snored, the cat laid on my body pillow for one side, and the husband kept trying to use the body pillow for the other side. I coudn't get in a comfortable position at all since I am already hurting in my groin area on both sides.

I wake up this morning and it's already hot and we are supposed to have a heat index of 110 and the dog is putting everything in her mouth besides her stuff.

I just want some sleep.


My appointment was at 5, it's now 5.15 and I don't seem to be the next in line. It wouldn't bother me much if I wasn't so tired and hungry!

5.25 FFS! I'm still waiting! Has the nurse died or something?
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

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Some people are super trashbags.

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OMG, I have reached new levels of embarrassment. I left my bra at work. Yep, a new low.
Originally Posted by Saria
If it makes you feel any better, I once forgot to bring a bra to work. I rode my bike in, and forgot to put a real bra in my backpack. So I got to wear a neon yellow body glove sports bra-ish thing under my white shirt all day (yes it was visable). ah fun times.
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I feel an ignoring coming on...
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
What the hell brand did you buy the first time that gave you dirty clothes?
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
Whirlpool Cabrio top loading HE (the kind without the agitator). Our clothes came out with white residue all over them and so twisted the wrinkles didn't even come out in the dryer. The residue was especially bad on the black cotton items which is about 75% of our items. I read the manual multiple times, tried every possible combination of cycles and used less HE detergent than was recommended. We picked out a Samsung front loader set at Lowe's last night and I've got my fingers crossed. It would be really nice to be excited about getting them, but I'm scared I'll jinx it.

I really want to hurt him.
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
Hurt seems likes too nice of a word in this situation. If he didn't help you with all of this I sure hope he's found another place to live for a while until his life is no longer in danger. Say, a year or so?




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The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I'm sick of hearing about Harry Potter. They've just had someone on the local news talking about how many errors they've spotted between one film and the next. Slow news day?

Any tenuous link is being made into news about it. Urgh!
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Why on earth do you think it's ok to threaten violence against anyone? This seems like such an inappropriate and immature response to a child's behavior.
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I find this very funny indeed:

Lady CEO Of Archie Comics Accused Of Shouting About *enises

Irin Carmon — Archie Comics is suing to bar its co-ceo, Nancy Silberkleit from returning to the office, saying employees complained about her "offensive" behavior.

According to TMZ, that included "one time in 2009, when she barged into a meeting and "pointed to each [attendee] and said, '*ENIS, *ENIS, *ENIS, *ENIS' and then walked out.'" The quotes are from the filing. In another incident, Silberkleit allegedly shouted the same words and added, "My balls hurt."

Archie Comics says an outside firm recommended her dismissal. They're asking the judge for an injunction against her. According to an earlier Fortune profile, Silberkleit took over the struggling company, formerly headed by her late husband, with no business experience. Her previous job was as a third-grade art teacher.

(Edits by Ninja so readers get the full flavor of S.'s rants.)
We have a heat index of 113 and a barely functioning ac. DH got came home early because of the heat. His boss is too cheap to buy an ac and they're in a metal garage. They barely made it to 11 am before they were soaked in sweat.

So all four of us are stuck in the house, and we're all cranky from the heat. They boys have been bickering all day. I thought maybe if I threw them in a bath of cool water it might help. But apparently they chose today to flush the water main, so the water is all grody.
So glad I'm leaving work early today. Bored out of my mind.
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