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I hate this job
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
'lunch cancer'

An amusing autocorrect error in a thread about a serious illness.

Also, according to someone at work my dad will recover from 'prostrate cancer'. Damn lying down cancer!
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
My insides are so not happy today.
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy
Aww, I hate it when my insides hate me. (((trbl)))
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 15,533
I hate worrying about money so much.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 41,043
gosh darn it...you folks always put your oil in front of my driveway.gah.................tg for kitty litter.........
I really don't want to be sick. I really hope I am not getting sick.
Originally Posted by FieryCurls
Yep, I'm sick. Joy...


Accidental eye contact after you've spent the last 5 minutes yawning very loudly and pacing way too close does not mean someone is interested. And I certainly don't want to hear about your divorce. I don't even know your name, I don't want to hear about your problems!
I really don't want to be sick. I really hope I am not getting sick.
Originally Posted by FieryCurls
Yep, I'm sick. Joy...
Originally Posted by FieryCurls
Ugh! I hope you feel better soon!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
Saria: Matthew is really, really adorable. I fear that if I come visit you I will want to bring him back to Jamaica with me.

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Why does this woman have more hair under her arm than on her head?
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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the post office lady tried to trick me into getting priority mail she asked me like 3 or 4 times, each time I said no. She even "accidentally" gave me the total for priority mail instead of first class. First class, $1.25 and will arrive wed or thursday. Priority $5.25, arrive by wed. It's not that great of a deal lady, drop it!
Some guy told me "smile!!" Ugh. Just reminds me how much of a frowny 'normal' face I have. I can't help it!! I'm happy, people, I swear it.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I just won a free pass to the AWP Conference in March in a raffle-esque drawing. I never win things. ^_^

Oh sheesh, y'all. 'Tis my phone!
Last relaxer: 8.4.10
BC: 9.6.11

when will your favs?

Some guy told me "smile!!" Ugh. Just reminds me how much of a frowny 'normal' face I have. I can't help it!! I'm happy, people, I swear it.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Haha that happens to me too, it's so annoying
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
**** yeah, look at my sexy, sexy duck:

^Although there's a bit of un-rendered fat there mocking me.
**** yeah, look at my sexy, sexy duck:

Originally Posted by Saria
I have never had duck. That looks delish! I pick on B but sometimes I am not that adventurous either!!


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Central Massachusetts

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
It's duck (seared and glazed with honey, sprinkled with crushed pistachios) with port-braised pistachios and white wine-poached golden raisins, beet gnocchi in a creme fraiche reduction, and duck jus.

You haven't had duck confit? That needs to be remedied! ASAP!

And duck breast is just so good. Super-crispy, salty crust that gives way to juicy, flavorful meat. It's hard to stop eating it.
I tried duck this summer... Mmm. Way better than I was expecting - and just like you described it above!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
I went on a date with a guy who immediately left for a two-week vacation. Unbeknownst to me, he mailed me a postcard from his vacation and I just got it today. Here's how he addressed it:

Divegirl
C/o general delivery
Four blocks from town marina
My town, Maryland

Hahaha! There are some advantages to living in a small town.
He might deserve a second date.

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