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My mother good-naturedly begs for more grandchildren, since the two she has live in another sate, and I get a lot of , "You'll change your mind one day," and the like, but it's really not as bad as a lot of other people I know. Yeah, they think the idea of a woman not wanting children is weird as hell, but I'm known for being the "weird" one in the family, so me specifically not wanting children is just seen as, "Yeah, that's legends."
Eres o te haces?
TRBL, I thought of another joke for you when you're back from vacation.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
I'm checking in

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When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy
Please, please, please change your avatar! Turkey day is over and Mr. Penis-Neck simply has to go.

Thanks in advance!
I really hate when you buy jeans that fit perfectly but once you have worn them for a few hours stretch ridiculously.

Im forever pulling them up and don't actually need to undo them to get them off.

What a waste of money.
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Please, please, please change your avatar! Turkey day is over and Mr. Penis-Neck simply has to go.

Thanks in advance!
Originally Posted by misspam
Um, that's Rufus from Kim Possible! Look it up, lady!
Please, please, please change your avatar! Turkey day is over and Mr. Penis-Neck simply has to go.

Thanks in advance!
Originally Posted by misspam
Um, that's Rufus from Kim Possible! Look it up, lady!
Originally Posted by BeckStar
LOL!

I looked it up, lady.



No way they're the same!
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Um, yes, TRBL does have Rufus as her avvie. It's the real Rufus that the cartoon was inspired by! Geesh, lady, some people just need to bone up on their Disney Channel cartoons. What do you spend all your time doing?? Don't you have any tv? You probably sit out on your patio and dring white wine all day and nibble on cheese and crackers and write free verse poetry about pretty white peonies and pigeon dropping fertilizer.
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Hi TRBL! Hope you're having a great time!

Okay, here goes:

W.S. Gilbert, the librettist half of Gilbert and Sullivan, was standing outside his club one day. (You know how English men have or had those men's clubs, right? I wish I had one.) A fellow member, mistaking him for a valet, said, "Call me a cab, Sir."

"All right, you're a cab," said Gilbert.

"What?!!" said the man.

"Well, I can't exactly call you handsome." (i.e., hansom, or horse drawn cart, popular in the day this quip was made.)
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Also, here's a pic of the dog we rescued a few weeks back:




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Ninja Doggie,
Can I give you my address and have you ship all the precious pups to my house???
Um, yes, TRBL does have Rufus as her avvie. It's the real Rufus that the cartoon was inspired by! Geesh, lady, some people just need to bone up on their Disney Channel cartoons. What do you spend all your time doing?? Don't you have any tv? You probably sit out on your patio and dring white wine all day and nibble on cheese and crackers and write free verse poetry about pretty white peonies and pigeon dropping fertilizer.
Originally Posted by BeckStar
Well then, I bow to your superior knowledge of "All Things Rufus."

And you're right. My life is empty and meaningless...

LOL
I really hate when you buy jeans that fit perfectly but once you have worn them for a few hours stretch ridiculously.

Im forever pulling them up and don't actually need to undo them to get them off.

What a waste of money.
Originally Posted by kat180
I am so with you on that rant. I have heard you need to look for 1% Lycra. Dunno for sure.


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In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
I really hate when you buy jeans that fit perfectly but once you have worn them for a few hours stretch ridiculously.

Im forever pulling them up and don't actually need to undo them to get them off.

What a waste of money.
Originally Posted by kat180
I am so with you on that rant. I have heard you need to look for 1% Lycra. Dunno for sure.


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Originally Posted by xcptnl
Yeah, count me in on that! I've heard that, too... But in my experience, that's pretty hard to find!

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

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My part-lycra jeans still fall down; ime with lycra, they never shrink to fit just right, even for a little while.
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Beckstar, I would gladly re-home all the desperate dogs I encounter with you. Lately I feel so discouraged; it gets harder and harder to find a place for all these loving canine souls. It's actually weighing on me more than I can say.
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A public outing of BekkaPoo: that silly curly sent me a gift card, in exchange for paying me to get her some mascara she can't find locally.

Never underestimate the kindness of one's fellow curlies.

Sniff!

Bekka, you made my day with the hand written message in your sweet card.
Wild~sasparilla, my reaction to that drunk text was "oh god, that ****ing song". I couldn't even get through all of Todd's review of it, I found the song and the video with the jiggling man parts that grating.
Originally Posted by Saria
I had to pause partway through to finish that review - I'd never seen the video or heard more than the hook of the song by some miracle of being in the right places at the right times, so that was my first exposure to the auditory and visual nastiness of that song. Blehhhh. That "wiggle wiggle" part just...ugh. How is it even possible to make something that obnoxious?? So of course she would use it in her text. And of course the "wiggle wiggle" part is what popped into my head when I read it. X_X
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
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BekkaPoo is awesome and she does kick ass artwork, as well!
I'm feeling a throbbing sensation in one of my teeth, it doesn't hurt but I would say I sorta feel my pulse in that one tooth. The bf thinks I burned the gum next to the tooth while eating pizza, I think its weird since it's only one that feels this sensation, but I didn't feel this before we ate. I'm getting very paranoid thinking I have an abcessed tooth, I need to stop letting my mind run wild. It's probably not an abcessed tooth, I was fine Alllll day until we had slightly hot pizza.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
I really hate when you buy jeans that fit perfectly but once you have worn them for a few hours stretch ridiculously.

Im forever pulling them up and don't actually need to undo them to get them off.

What a waste of money.
Originally Posted by kat180
I am so with you on that rant. I have heard you need to look for 1% Lycra. Dunno for sure.


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Originally Posted by xcptnl
Yeah, count me in on that! I've heard that, too... But in my experience, that's pretty hard to find!
Originally Posted by SCG
Yep - even harder to fit. One size fits thighs and butt but huge round the waist and one size down I can barely fit into or I cut off circulations to anything above the knee.

Grrr. Im just so irrationally irritated by it. Its not like I have extra cash hanging around to waste on jeans that are now useless. And I cant take them back since they've been worn and the tags cut off.
The lady in the Target banner ad creeps me out. She creeps me out on the TV commercials also. She creeped me out when I saw her stand-up routine too.
No MAS.

I am the new Black.

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I am so with you on that rant. I have heard you need to look for 1% Lycra. Dunno for sure.


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Originally Posted by xcptnl
Yeah, count me in on that! I've heard that, too... But in my experience, that's pretty hard to find!
Originally Posted by SCG
Yep - even harder to fit. One size fits thighs and butt but huge round the waist and one size down I can barely fit into or I cut off circulations to anything above the knee.

Grrr. Im just so irrationally irritated by it. Its not like I have extra cash hanging around to waste on jeans that are now useless. And I cant take them back since they've been worn and the tags cut off.
Originally Posted by kat180
Yep! I need jeans in the worst way, but I'm really hesitant to buy any, because I know that I'll end up hating them after one or two wearings.

I wonder if they make jeans that are sized by thigh/butt and waist measurements? Kinda like how mens jeans are sized by inseam and waist measurement? It would make more sense than trying to fit us into "sizes".

Or maybe I just need some custom-made jeans.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
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I'm feeling a throbbing sensation in one of my teeth, it doesn't hurt but I would say I sorta feel my pulse in that one tooth. The bf thinks I burned the gum next to the tooth while eating pizza, I think its weird since it's only one that feels this sensation, but I didn't feel this before we ate. I'm getting very paranoid thinking I have an abcessed tooth, I need to stop letting my mind run wild. It's probably not an abcessed tooth, I was fine Alllll day until we had slightly hot pizza.
Originally Posted by SarcasmIsBeauty
Did you see my gum boil thread?

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