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My suspicions confirmed.
Having a 33 year old man-boy in my house, I can assure you they don't stop finding fart noises appealing any time soon!
Originally Posted by iroc
Mine is 37. Never stops being funny for him. Nor does blaming the dog. Poor Calvin.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I'm 42, and I still think they're funny.


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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Having a 33 year old man-boy in my house, I can assure you they don't stop finding fart noises appealing any time soon!
Originally Posted by iroc
Mine is 37. Never stops being funny for him. Nor does blaming the dog. Poor Calvin.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Calvin, with those big, sad eyes? Isn't contending with squirrels enough of a burden for the poor little fellow?
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I'm 42, and I still think they're funny.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
You're lying.

That is all.

(about the age part, not the fart part)

(and no, I'll never believe you're 42 so don't try to keep lying about it)

(you and curlypearl...always lying about your age)




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Update on the "four years younger man who is making me feel like we're in sixth grade"...I texted him that I was coming to his show tomorrow but he hasn't responded and now I'm all neurotic that he's going to be freaked-out that I showed-up (even though he TOLD me about the show and kept talking about it and I already told him I'd probably go.)

Now I'm all worried!

Shouldn't he be freaking honored and thrilled I'm bothering with him at all??? I mean...really.
I'm 42, and I still think they're funny.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
You're lying.

That is all.

(about the age part, not the fart part)

(and no, I'll never believe you're 42 so don't try to keep lying about it)

(you and curlypearl...always lying about your age)
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Fart appreciation (and sunscreen) keeps one young.


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Spring's stories about her husband and his jokes just make me think of this (especially that Ho Ho Ho joke):
Oh Saria, there is so much of that going on in this house it's absurd.

I'm sort of surprised I'm not in that GIF somewhere.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I just spent the last three hours designing my holiday card in PSE. And now I'm not even sure if I like it. I hate that I agonize over this every year. A little 5x7 piece of paper that most people probably don't care about causes me more stress than anything else during the holidays. UGH
"...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." ~Harry Dresden

We're watching America's Funniest Videos and a guy (probably in his 40's) farted and then laughed about it. I told Mr. Spring we just had a conversation about this very thing on the message board and he said "My name BETTER not have come up..." then started giggling.

He followed it up with "Well, at least y'all had something to talk about." So generous, that one.

I can't even begin to imagine how it will be when he gets old and can't even attempt to hold it. Fart free for all.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
All I Want For Christmas - HMS OCEAN - YouTube

HMS Ocean's response to learning they'll be home for Christmas
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Spring, at first I read "fart free for all" as a fart that is free for all, and I was like...the world refuses that offer. Then, of course, I re-read it and it made more sense.
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
So, it's 3:46 am and Barnes and Noble's customer service hours start at 8:00 am EST. Will I be taking advantage of my insomnia by saying, "Screw it, I'm staying up past 5:00 to cancel that ill-advised order"? You bet I will. I'm also planning on immediately making a different, less dumb order, though not at B&N. I will totally be buying from them, though, so they shouldn't worry. They need to let me cancel this order, though. So many "though"s.

Somehow, announcing my determination to stay up has perversely made me feel all hazy despite being hopelessly wired a few seconds ago. My subconscious is mean to me.

I'm gonna stay up, I'm gonna cancel this order, and then I'm gonna make the other order, feel accomplished and conk out.

Head, I'm gonna need you to stop feeling like this. I need your cooperation in my silly-yet-logical adventure today.
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
The voice on the phone says the customer service line's still closed, but then it's only been six minutes since the stated start of their day, so I'll give it a bit longer and try again. I am making my insomnia useful, dangit! I am making lemons into lemonade!!
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
SUCCEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!! I made the call and cancelled the order. I have now accomplished something. Yay! I am going to be very limited in the other stuff I do, I promise. I am sleeping very soon. Accomplished. Whee!
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
I just realized that a Facebook friend must have de-friended me. I wonder what I did? We were not close - more like acquaintances so maybe I was just part of a purging.


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So I thought I'd add to the dreams everyone has been having about curlies..

I was at a wedding (I think there were a number of people from the board there), but I don't know who was getting married. It was in the summer at CurlyHairedFarmers dairy farm (and a very cute cow was standing at the fence getting petted & watching the festivities). Except that we kept calling her CurlyPearl instead of CHF. And she was wearing a really cute dress that she had posted a picture of. but in the picture the dress was purple and at the wedding it was dark red with a sutle rose pattern. The fact that the dress was different was somehow important.
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