Say It. I Dare You. - Page 1735

spring1onu · 12-14-2011, 08:31 PM

That cookie tray looks like a dream come true. I'd love if someone showed up on my doorstep with such a bundle of love and goodness!

My landlady stopped by a few days ago to drop off a card and she also handed me a cellophane bag of goodies. I thought to myself "Oh wow, someone gave ME a food goodie for a change...yay!" Only after she left did I realize they were treats for the dog.

I'm so incredibly glad I didn't make a comment like "Oh, we'll enjoy these!" and look like a moron.

redcelticcurls · 12-14-2011, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

Siri types my posts for me.

I like that but I love this one!

HA! That's awesome.

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redcelticcurls · 12-14-2011, 10:36 PM

In more December Fun at Work...

Dude has a full cart of frozen shrimp already packed into reusable bags. That's always suspicious. Dude bolts with the cart. Customer takes off after him ahead of a manager. Our carts lock after a certain distance so Dude's cart locks. He grabs a couple of bags and tries to make a run for it, but gets caught.

Fast forward about six hours. Another Dude is messing with a co workers bike outside. We bang on the window and he tells that it's his bike. We go outside. Dude is asking for bolt cutters because he forgot his bike lock. Owner of bike gets his key out, unlocks his lock and takes his bike. Dude starts ranting and raving about how co worker is stealing his bike. Cops come and pick up Dude.

Newish guy forgot his knot tying skills. His efforts at making the cardboard bale fail. Bale explosion ensues. Long clean up begins.

Newish guy not pictured.

Christmas Eve is on a Saturday, and we close early. I can hardly wait to see what madness happens!

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Saria · 12-14-2011, 11:59 PM

Love "please tell me she was awake before you started doing things to her" bit.

Plus the mention of the awful Whatcha Say and continued disdain for Whiz Khalifa.

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/tis/tpsr/33567-ep-31-5-oclock

spring1onu · 12-15-2011, 12:03 AM

RCC, two words: Holy Crap

OBB · 12-15-2011, 12:09 AM

is your coworker wearing jeggings?

redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 12:10 AM

PSA

The new Carmex lotion is the bomb-diggity.

Those cuts and cracks I get at work? Gone in less than a week. My co workers are snagging my bottle and all of them love it. This stuff works some wonders.

I get dry hands from the bags and cardboard at work, getting those dry cracks in my fingers and slices in my cuticles. This stuff fixed all that right up.

Siri types my posts for me.

redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by OBB

is your coworker wearing jeggings?

He likes very skinny jeans.

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redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

RCC, two words: Holy Crap

You can see the giggly commentary on FB, lol.

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Jess the Mess · 12-15-2011, 12:21 AM

I must find that carmex lotion you speak of.

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess the Mess

I must find that carmex lotion you speak of.

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

It's at Walgreens. The bottle says 'new', and I've never seen it. But, after looking around on the web, I see that it's been out for at least a year.

I got the lotion instead of the cream, but they make both. I got the $0.99 purse sized version before getting the big one. It's good *hit!

Siri types my posts for me.

Jess the Mess · 12-15-2011, 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

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Originally Posted by Jess the Mess

I must find that carmex lotion you speak of.

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

It's at Walgreens. The bottle says 'new', and I've never seen it. But, after looking around on the web, I see that it's been out for at least a year.

I got the lotion instead of the cream, but they make both. I got the $0.99 purse sized version before getting the big one. It's good *hit!

Siri types my posts for me.

I'll look there. SO works in the meat dpt at Vons and because of the gloves he has dry, cracked hands. My dad also suffers from them as he's a guitarist/bass player. I'm always looking for something to help them. Wonder if it would help my feet too?

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

OBB · 12-15-2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess the Mess

I'll look there. SO works in the meat dpt at Vons and because of the gloves he has dry, cracked hands. My dad also suffers from them as he's a guitarist/bass player. I'm always looking for something to help them. Wonder if it would help my feet too?

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

so you have dry fat thumbs Jess?

kat180 · 12-15-2011, 02:39 AM

I think I may bake gingerbread biscuits today

We'll see how many actually get sent out to friends.... ahem

WileE-Dead · 12-15-2011, 05:26 AM

omg rcc I cannot stop laughing!
What does the chick's shirt say?
And I love it when you say dude :wub:

All I gotta say is this will be one interesting fn xmas..

xcptnl · 12-15-2011, 06:12 AM

I love RCC's work stories/photos!!

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redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by WileESteelNervs

omg rcc I cannot stop laughing!
What does the chick's shirt say?
And I love it when you say dude :wub:

All I gotta say is this will be one interesting fn xmas..

It's a shirt from her student section.

The front says, 'Diamonds are nice, and so are pearls.'

The back says, 'But nothing beats Pittsburgh girls.'

It was a crazy day yesterday. December is always an interesting month.

Today is a demo day, so we'll see if I get odd comments today.

Siri types my posts for me.

redcelticcurls · 12-15-2011, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jess the Mess

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess the Mess

I must find that carmex lotion you speak of.

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

It's at Walgreens. The bottle says 'new', and I've never seen it. But, after looking around on the web, I see that it's been out for at least a year.

I got the lotion instead of the cream, but they make both. I got the $0.99 purse sized version before getting the big one. It's good *hit!

Siri types my posts for me.

I'll look there. SO works in the meat dpt at Vons and because of the gloves he has dry, cracked hands. My dad also suffers from them as he's a guitarist/bass player. I'm always looking for something to help them. Wonder if it would help my feet too?

My fat thumb will make mistakes.

I hope it helps. The cream is supposed to be richer.

Also, why am I awake so early?! WTF?

Siri types my posts for me.

kat180 · 12-15-2011, 06:32 AM

Hair cut in an hour. Do I go short? I just don't think I have the face to carry it off (hello double chin!) :S

missbanjo · 12-15-2011, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls

PSA

The new Carmex lotion is the bomb-diggity.

Those cuts and cracks I get at work? Gone in less than a week. My co workers are snagging my bottle and all of them love it. This stuff works some wonders.

I get dry hands from the bags and cardboard at work, getting those dry cracks in my fingers and slices in my cuticles. This stuff fixed all that right up.

Siri types my posts for me.

I think you just said the magic words. I'm fighting cracks again this winter, what a g-d pain in the azz (and fingers). *starts an errands list*