Say It. I Dare You. - Page 1934

rouquinne · 02-16-2012, 05:23 PM

thanks for that, scrills.

however, i work in a union environment, so they can't do anything about benefits - they're already pretty amazing.

wild_sasparilla · 02-16-2012, 05:28 PM

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If that random hacker did come to creep on my music choices and try to heckle me about all the Hilary Duff I have, I'd just tell them to keep looking, and then when they came across songs like the one from the Celtic-styled French rap band, I would laugh heartily at their puzzlement about how to proceed.

Manau??

Yes!! The only song of theirs I have right now is "La Tribu de Dana," but I think I'm going to at least have to get "Mais qui est la belette?" as well because it keeps popping into my head.

Saria · 02-16-2012, 05:33 PM

Chris Brown leaves me conflicted. It's complete ******** that he has been left off the hook, shows no remorse, keeps making loads of money, and people make excuses for him to the point of making a joke of physical abuse against women. On the other hand, it leaves me rather enraged to think that if he had been dating someone like Taylor Swift and hit her, his ass would be in prison.

SarcasmIsBeauty · 02-16-2012, 06:00 PM

^rumor has it that his new pick up line is "I promise I won't beat you". I really hope it's just a rumor, but I kinda doubt it is.

Also, after his performance the other day, there were girls/women saying (on Twitter) they wouldn't mind Chris beating them. Some even said they'd let him beat them if he kissed them afterward.

ninja dog · 02-16-2012, 06:24 PM

Thanks, L.A. I'm okay.

Saria · 02-16-2012, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SarcasmIsBeauty

^rumor has it that his new pick up line is "I promise I won't beat you". I really hope it's just a rumor, but I kinda doubt it is.

Also, after his performance the other day, there were girls/women saying (on Twitter) they wouldn't mind Chris beating them. Some even said they'd let him beat them if he kissed them afterward.

Yeah, I saw that.

I wouldn't be surprised. Dude had the gall to release an album titled Forgiving All My Enemies (how kind of him) plus some of the songs he has had since Rihanna just show there's no remorse whatsoever.

moodydove · 02-16-2012, 06:30 PM

Oh for crying-

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Originally Posted by People of Youtube

I'm from Maldives, and I have no
problem with blacks, whites, asians,
mexicans, anyone, as long as they are
disciplined people. I actually admire
blacks. I love love LOVE the accent.
They are naturally funny, almost all
blacks can sing and dance like pros etc
Every race has their peaks

Saria · 02-16-2012, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by moodydove

Oh for crying-

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Originally Posted by People of Youtube

I'm from Maldives, and I have no
problem with blacks, whites, asians,
mexicans, anyone, as long as they are
disciplined people. I actually admire
blacks. I love love LOVE the accent.
They are naturally funny, almost all
blacks can sing and dance like pros etc
Every race has their peaks

rouquinne · 02-16-2012, 06:55 PM

i have discovered that a good slug of rum in blueberry-green tea is pretty darn good!

especially when you have the never-ending sinus-cold thing from HELL!

KurlyKae · 02-16-2012, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kat180

Some old woman walked into the chemist where my mum works today. Sat on the chair there panting.

Mum asked her if she was alright. She said 'oh fine love, just catching my breath'. Looks at her and then says 'well you know how it is, you must be older than I am'.

She was 86. My mother is 51.

Let's just say she was less than amused. I, however, was crying with laughter!

you poor mum! Clearly, the customer needs an eye exam.

OBB · 02-16-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by moodydove

Oh for crying-

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Originally Posted by People of Youtube

I'm from Maldives, and I have no
problem with blacks, whites, asians,
mexicans, anyone, as long as they are
disciplined people. I actually admire
blacks. I love love LOVE the accent.
They are naturally funny, almost all
blacks can sing and dance like pros etc
Every race has their peaks

unlike Asians who are unnaturally funny. and we can sing and dance just not at the same time

Saria · 02-16-2012, 08:07 PM

Dude, this Hilary Duff party could be now so that CE and wild_sasparilla could help me come up with awesome fortunes for my fortune cookies. I mean, original plan was just to make the cookies, but that seems kind of half-baked, no? I think I'm far too unimaginative and cynical to write decent fortunes.

ninja dog · 02-16-2012, 08:13 PM

Okay, client:

I just worked "after hours" for you, but you probably don't realize it. I'm not going to bill you extra because you give me a lot of work and don't question my record keeping.

I like doing my best for you. I sincerely hope you know that.

Best,
Ninja

goldencurly · 02-16-2012, 08:15 PM

My wrist hurts like m-f'ing hell! I haven't done anything to it! If I touch it or move my hand a certain way or put weight on it, there's a pain so sharp I lose my breath. WAAAAAAAAH! I am old and I want BenGay and I don't have any. Who knew this day would come so soon? :blushes:

wild_sasparilla · 02-16-2012, 08:20 PM

Homemade fortune cookies?!

Will you ever bake something that does not sound delicious to me?

And I think some great fun could be had with cynical fortunes:

"A tall, dark stranger will walk into your life and really f*ck things up."

"A ray of light will shine through the dark cloud over your head and give you awkward tan lines."

"You will be appreciated for your wit and charm, but then you'll blow it by trying too hard."

ninja dog · 02-16-2012, 08:22 PM

How about:

"You think everything's fine, but you're due for a surprise."

"A visit to the ER is in your future."

"You will soon misplace something of value; be careful!"

"Install a safety bar in your shower."

OBB · 02-16-2012, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wild_sasparilla

Homemade fortune cookies?!

Will you ever bake something that does not sound delicious to me?

And I think some great fun could be had with cynical fortunes:

"A tall, dark stranger will walk into your life and really f*ck things up."

"A ray of light will shine through the dark cloud over your head and give you awkward tan lines."

"You will be appreciated for your wit and charm, but then you'll blow it by trying too hard."

you would have to rename them "unfortunate cookies"

Saria · 02-16-2012, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wild_sasparilla

Homemade fortune cookies?!

Will you ever bake something that does not sound delicious to me?

And I think some great fun could be had with cynical fortunes:

"A tall, dark stranger will walk into your life and really f*ck things up."

"A ray of light will shine through the dark cloud over your head and give you awkward tan lines."

"You will be appreciated for your wit and charm, but then you'll blow it by trying too hard."

See, you're brilliant!

Yes, this would be a most epic fortune cookie endeavor. [Brain]YES![/Brain]
I have the egg whites left over (not a rare occurrence) and they are delicious. Much less sweet, no weird, artificial flavor, and customizable!
One batch is going to be all gingery and spicy, then half-dipped in melted chocolate and coated in pistachios, candied ginger, nibs, sesame seeds and anything else that I have lying around that would make for good dipping.
The other batch is going to have ground hazelnuts or almonds and vanilla bean paste. Or matcha. I'm really digging the idea of matcha fortune cookies. So many choices!

goldencurly · 02-16-2012, 08:29 PM

Why did you think today was going to be a good hair day?

There is love in your future. Lots of love. In a triangle. Or worse.

Think long and hard about what you'd like to have more than anything else in this world and then get over it.

spring1onu · 02-16-2012, 08:38 PM

It's so weird when you hear news of someone dying that you knew, even if you didn't know them that well. Just...weird.

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I'll take a fortune cookie, please.