Say It. I Dare You.

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I'm all for a joke, but jokes are funny and this was not.




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I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I will never understand why people use serious invites as April Fools jokes. I have a friend that posted a pic of a positive pregnancy test and she just had a baby 2 months ago and we have a friend that told us that he is being deployed again when he just got back. That ***** is so not cool.
Originally Posted by FieryCurls
also in poor taste. So not funny. I really don't get the appeal of most April Fools 'jokes' though.
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I must have posted something remarkably awesome at some point because my like count keeps going up but for the life of me I have no idea why

Edit:

I got this in an email.

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

Last edited by curlylaura; 04-02-2012 at 05:55 AM.
I must have posted something remarkably awesome at some point because my like count keeps going up but for the life of me I have no idea why

Edit:

I got this in an email.

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Originally Posted by curlylaura
Those cracked me up but then again I love stupid humor.

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I admit I was waiting for the inevitable reaction to Kennedy's annoying, icky pursuit of Willow. She's the guy who just comes off way too strong and yet the writers seem to think this is perfectly okay when it's a woman engaging in such behavior.
Originally Posted by Saria
EXACTLY. If some new dude tried to just up and decide he'd be sleeping in Buffy's bed that night, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be presented as pleasantly quirky and bold. Joss Whedon calls himself a feminist but he clearly wasn't checking his privilege often enough to notice that despite the reason he created Buffy in the first place, his entire team's assumption that women are weak, harmless bunny rabbits by default was still going strong. Kennedy's also just poorly done in terms of blending in writing-wise: she doesn't feel so much like a person as a random extra cog thrown into a machine, and so many of her character traits seem to be all about taking the fact that she's not Tara and turning the differences up to eleven, no matter how unpleasant that makes her. I can see them wanting to not give her another magic buddy girlfriend, but making her disdainful of it was going too far. They still could've pulled that off if they hadn't decided the opposite of timid had to be aggressively creepy.

I'd been waiting and hoping that she would have a brief stay, but no such luck.

I mean, at least it was played for laughs on Arrested Development when George Michael tried to convince Maeby that making out was the solution to her problems.
If someone had a breakdown over their past love, I'd hardly be gung-ho about wanting to get involved with them.

And it's occurred to me now how many people end up dead vs. the ones that don't and their propensity to annoy wild_sasparilla. And yeah, clearly Joss Whedon wanted to find ways to make things as painful as possible for future you. That's without getting into what happens with Giles.
Originally Posted by Saria


Clearly, he fears on both tears and RAEG.

GIIIIILES!!! Even knowing that he's on a Joss Whedon show and thus must meet at least one terrible fate, I haven't been able to help getting super attached to him. I want to give him all the hugs!

I get the Arrested Development reference now! I've only seen the first five or so episodes and a few random ones later on (my brother decided to marathon the entire series and I benefited from that choice until I had to go do stuff), but I got a reference yay! [Also, Maeby is awesome. Also-also, Baby Michael Cera. I didn't know he would be there. Now I feel like he's never stopped being George Michael.]

ETA: I'm cracking up over "Back to work! BURGER!"
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.

Last edited by wild_sasparilla; 04-02-2012 at 07:49 AM.
The annoying co-worker just walked in. Thought she wasn't coming in at all today. Dang.
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I'm a great navigator and map reader! Yes, I said 'map'. I still use maps! So sue me. : )
Originally Posted by jeepcurlygurl
*seester*



i still use maps and have all the maps of my travels in the US in a box with all my routes carefully marked in now-faded highlighter!

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They wanted their burger on the rye bread we use for roast beef sliders. The burgers (10 oz) are way bigger than the bread. This is not a good idea!!!
Originally Posted by Saria
Maybe they are on a low carb diet and they were trying to reduce the bread
We get orders for no bun. Plus the had fries with their burger. They just wanted rye bread at all costs.

My friend has a son with autism. She posts a lot about him and the messes and general chaos he creates. So, reading so much about his exploits, I was taken aback by her posting an article about autism and mentioning that at 5 he has yet to speak. Wow, that has to be so difficult for her.
You make a FB post about the evils of socialism (mentioning medical care) and then, 20 minutes later, put up a post and petition about how people with PTSD should get free service dogs? You don't see the disconnect?!




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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Willful blindness? Or ignorant of the meaning of socialism.

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I hate that I have to make a concious effort to keep my weight down. I hate that I have such a slow metabolism. I hate that I just have to give in to the fact that I have to exercise, because I like to eat.

And I hate having to find the time to fit in exercise, plus all the other things I have to do during the day.
I've just dealt with my hairy legs and noticed a greyish pink mark on the back of my left leg. I hadn't noticed this before and assumed it was the remains of an ingrown hair. Because I'm not at work and kind of bored I googled 'ingrown hairs ulcers'. Why the F did I do that? Blegh.

And now I have stubbled across and tumblr called Zygoma. OMG. Fascinating but also gross
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

Last edited by curlylaura; 04-02-2012 at 11:48 AM.
I think I need therapy. It's time to finally admit that I need help. I never felt safe as a child and now everytime someone begins to criticize me I immediately go into fight or flight. No wonder I spend the majority of my time hiding in my head.


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Originally Posted by Nej
Good for you for seeing that! I am assuming you are correct, and hope you find someone who can really help you work through it. If you find that someone, you will likely have times you feel worse, so please let us support you and remind you that you're doing the right thing helping yourself!

i woke up to swollen lips a few days ago - a sure sign of an allergic reaction to something, though i'm not sure what or how this is happening. i take two Reactine (Zyrtec) every night before bed at this time of year (i'm violently allergic to tree pollen).

so i added a Benadryl to the mix and my stupid lips are STILL swollen 4 days later!



grrrrrr......

it hurts to drink hot stuff, i found it hard to open my mouth to eat a burger when i was out last night and i'm sick of constantly applying medicate lip balm!

yuck!
Originally Posted by rouquinne
Are you sure tiny plastic surgeons didn't sneak in while you were sleeping and inject your lips?

That was a joke, but seriously - my lips swell in reaction to allergies, too, and I hope it goes down soon. That hurts!

OMG. My stomach hurts so bad. I feel like I'm going to barf!
Originally Posted by Speckla
I think it was the eye boogers' fault.

Heh, my FB friend deleted my comment because I questioned her update about being engaged as being an April Fools' joke. Guess I hit the nail on the head!
Originally Posted by Saria
One of my friends posted that, too. I didn't comment because it's a pain to do on my phone, but somehow I KNEW she was joking for sure.


This made me excited to make chicken soup to have around. Then I realized we're probably having a seder and I'll have to provide it for that. Darnit. I want to make chicken soup and have it for myself sometime! http://www.gilttaste.com/stories/485...r-chicken-soup
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-Speckla

But at least the pews never attend yoga!
I regret not cooking anything to bring for lunch. I always do.

I now have to choose between chipotle, chick-fil-a, and maybe soup from potbelly. None of these options sound appetizing or worth my money today.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
Are you sure tiny plastic surgeons didn't sneak in while you were sleeping and inject your lips?
Originally Posted by NetG


fortunately, they are mostly back to normal today, though they feel like i've had the topmost layer of skin taken off...

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I think I need therapy. It's time to finally admit that I need help. I never felt safe as a child and now everytime someone begins to criticize me I immediately go into fight or flight. No wonder I spend the majority of my time hiding in my head.


Sent from my iPhone - blame autocorrect for everything strange
Originally Posted by Nej
Good for you for seeing that! I am assuming you are correct, and hope you find someone who can really help you work through it. If you find that someone, you will likely have times you feel worse, so please let us support you and remind you that you're doing the right thing helping yourself!

i woke up to swollen lips a few days ago - a sure sign of an allergic reaction to something, though i'm not sure what or how this is happening. i take two Reactine (Zyrtec) every night before bed at this time of year (i'm violently allergic to tree pollen).

so i added a Benadryl to the mix and my stupid lips are STILL swollen 4 days later!



grrrrrr......

it hurts to drink hot stuff, i found it hard to open my mouth to eat a burger when i was out last night and i'm sick of constantly applying medicate lip balm!

yuck!
Originally Posted by rouquinne
Are you sure tiny plastic surgeons didn't sneak in while you were sleeping and inject your lips?

That was a joke, but seriously - my lips swell in reaction to allergies, too, and I hope it goes down soon. That hurts!

OMG. My stomach hurts so bad. I feel like I'm going to barf!
Originally Posted by Speckla
I think it was the eye boogers' fault.

Heh, my FB friend deleted my comment because I questioned her update about being engaged as being an April Fools' joke. Guess I hit the nail on the head!
Originally Posted by Saria
One of my friends posted that, too. I didn't comment because it's a pain to do on my phone, but somehow I KNEW she was joking for sure.


This made me excited to make chicken soup to have around. Then I realized we're probably having a seder and I'll have to provide it for that. Darnit. I want to make chicken soup and have it for myself sometime! http://www.gilttaste.com/stories/485...r-chicken-soup
Originally Posted by NetG
I just wanted to share that I LOVE my crockpot for making stock. It is perfect for just letting whatever king of stock I am making. I usually let mine go all day and then strain and put in the frig overnight and in the am remove any fat.


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The Annals of Online Dating blog will always amuse me.

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You should message me if: Message me if you are intelligent and can hold chopsticks and are not racist. Also message me if you can understand that a WOMAN’S vagina is like a MAN’S money. Meaning if we are NOT dating and if I do not KNOW who you are, you will have to be able to provide for yourself. I am not going to give a little unless you can give a little. Most women dont want to feel like a whore by giving it up on the first night and dont want to be used just for sex. They also dont want to give it up and then be afraid the man will leave. Thats the SAME way I FEEL about spending my hard earned money on you. A lot of women in this town dont follow through with anything they say and a lot of them have A LOT of insecurities along with expecting a guy to buy them food and drinks and then completely walk over them. I dont play that and I’ve dated a few women who are gorgeous who happen to understand what I am talking about. So if you u understand that my money and time is just as valuable as your body, then we’ll be in agreement to not share anything until there is an understanding.

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+3 for his major requirements being not-racist, not-stupid and capable of holding chopsticks (you don’t even have to know how to use them!). Setting the bar high, I see.

+15 for vagina = money, and so to avoid feeling like a whore, you need to understand that this dude will only spend money on you once you spread. I’m not sure he understands the meaning of the word “whore.”

+5 for not realizing that women have hard-earned money too.

+7 for “my money and time is just as valuable as your body.” Not to me it isn’t, because if I didn’t have a body, I would be dead. To me, not being dead is worth quite a lot more than the cost of dinner and two hours of your extremely important time.

+3 for at least being up-front in his totally consumerist view of gender relations.

+4 because how does this actually work? I think it’s like this: On date three the lady goes, “Ok so I’m still not going to bang you, but I’ll give you a handjob,” and he’s like, “Ok here’s some deli hummus I purchased that we can share for dinner.” And on date five she’s like, “Ok so I’m still not going to bang you, but I’ll give you a blowjob” and he’s like, “Ok I will purchase your Chipotle burrito and whatever size soft drink you prefer.” And on date seven she’s like, “I will bang you now” and he’s like, “Great, I made reservations at the local Italian place and will put this on my credit card.” And when she’s eventually like “Anal?” he’s all, “STEAKHOUSE TONIGHT!”*

Last edited by Saria; 04-02-2012 at 12:05 PM.
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My monitor is blinking on and off, so I bashed the top of it like an old television.

Wonder how long this will last...........
i can appreciate that we have no control over things when we release them to the media, but one of the major newspapers chains in this country is selling, on their website, copies of the juror's guide to the site visit for the child murder case going on here!



the sickest part is knowing that someone, somewhere, will buy it...

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