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I ate all kinds of stuff that was against the "rules" when I was pregnant. I liked living dangerously (and eating deli meat).
"Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."--Linus, A Charlie Brown Christmas
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hmmmm.... my boss is away this week and Wednesday is Clerical Goddess Day.

i have access to his work Mastercard.

should i send myself flowers on his account and thank him for them?

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Little Mother of all the Roaches, President-for-Life of the MAC Harlots!
hmmmm.... my boss is away this week and Wednesday is Clerical Goddess Day.

i have access to his work Mastercard.

should i send myself flowers on his account and thank him for them?

Originally Posted by rouquinne
Lol at Clerical Goddess

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Once there was a woman who ordered the chicken and somehow the tiniest (and I can't emphasize how damn tiny it was) piece of what looked to be a loose thread from a scouring pad ended up in there. It seemed to have been in the mushrooms, though how it got there is a mystery and a complete fluke.
She sent back the plate because she was worried there could be more and "she's pregnant". GASP!

Look, of course we feel terrible and we'll give you a new plate, but the idea that the situation was somehow more precarious because she was pregnant was just absurd. You're pregnant, I would think you would at least know how the digestive system even works.
The only thing I was a "Princess Mommy" about was changing the cat litter. Yep, I could've worn gloves and been just fine, but that stuff is gross. I made the hubster change it (it's not like he participates in 95% of the househould chores, anyway...the man needs to do something!). If he didn't do it, I'd say, "I'd do it, but toxoplasmosis will KILL OUR BABY!" and then he'd feel bad and do what I said.

Speaking of babies, Danae has decided she wants another baby in our family. This morning we had an interesing conversation.

"Mommy, how does a baby get made?"

"The daddy puts the sperm inside the mommy and it combines with the egg."

"But HOW does the sperm get in there?"

"From the daddy's penis."

"Does he stick in in the mommy's fragina?"

"Yes."

"So he puts it together like a puzzle."

(stifled laughter) "Pretty much."
"Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."--Linus, A Charlie Brown Christmas
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Last edited by nynaeve77; 04-23-2012 at 11:15 AM.
I don't see what the problem is. Many, many people asked and argued that rules and guidelines be enforced consistently. A couple of people suggested more moderators so that more threads can be monitored. You (gy) wanted action taken immediately, but didn't want anyone banned, you (gy) specifically focused on moderation. Looks like you got what you wanted.

I told you it would happen this way. Why all the surprise?


Eta: and I find it very funny that the people who swore they were going to delete their account a week ago are still here, and still complaining.



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Originally Posted by iroc
um, no. That's not exactly (at least not me) what I asked for. I find this version of the story a tad bit twisted. I agreed with you (like many others) that more was not the answer
When I realized yesterday just how bad my sunburn was the first thing I thought about is how much of a lecture Rou would give me if she could see this.
Originally Posted by spring1onu


i was thinking about it when you posted it, but i can see i've made an impression!

Originally Posted by rouquinne
Every time I sit down I mutter "idiot" to myself because it hurts SO BAD. I don't know what I was thinking!!




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
The place I had dinner at on Saturday was Somolian and Italian. Wait, what?!
The only thing I was a "Princess Mommy" about was changing the cat litter. Yep, I could've worn gloves and been just fine, but that stuff is gross. I made the hubster change it (it's not like he participates in 95% of the househould chores, anyway...the man needs to do something!). If he didn't do it, I'd say, "I'd do it, but toxoplasmosis will KILL OUR BABY!" and then he'd feel bad and do what I said.

Speaking of babies, Danae has decided she wants another baby in our family. This morning we had an interesing conversation.

"Mommy, how does a baby get made?"

"The daddy puts the sperm inside the mommy and it combines with the egg."

"But HOW does the sperm get in there?"

"From the daddy's penis."

"Does he stick in in the mommy's fragina?"

"Yes."

"So he puts it together like a puzzle."

(stifled laughter) "Pretty much."
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
Fragina!
Priceless.

Last edited by Saria; 04-23-2012 at 11:27 AM.
Lol at Clerical Goddess
Originally Posted by iroc
today he needs to call me The Mind Reader!

he's supposed to be on vacation and i got 7 messages in a row from his crackberry telling me i needed to do X, Y and Z in addition to A, B, C and D. i responded to every one saying "did it, forward to there, followed-up with so&so, and printed and on your desk" where appropriate.

i got an 8th message saying "excellent job"!

Friday marks one year since i found out i got this job; have i mentioned how much i LOVE it???? (yeah, okay, probably too much!)

My blog:

http://labellatestarossa.blogspot.ca/

Little Mother of all the Roaches, President-for-Life of the MAC Harlots!
The only thing I was a "Princess Mommy" about was changing the cat litter. Yep, I could've worn gloves and been just fine, but that stuff is gross. I made the hubster change it (it's not like he participates in 95% of the househould chores, anyway...the man needs to do something!). If he didn't do it, I'd say, "I'd do it, but toxoplasmosis will KILL OUR BABY!" and then he'd feel bad and do what I said.

Speaking of babies, Danae has decided she wants another baby in our family. This morning we had an interesing conversation.

"Mommy, how does a baby get made?"

"The daddy puts the sperm inside the mommy and it combines with the egg."

"But HOW does the sperm get in there?"

"From the daddy's penis."

"Does he stick in in the mommy's fragina?"

"Yes."

"So he puts it together like a puzzle."

(stifled laughter) "Pretty much."
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
She's a clever one.


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The place I had dinner at on Saturday was Somolian and Italian. Wait, what?!
Originally Posted by scrills
so what did you have????
My blog:

http://labellatestarossa.blogspot.ca/

Little Mother of all the Roaches, President-for-Life of the MAC Harlots!
:laughing: Fragina!
Priceless.
Originally Posted by Saria
I know, right? She so seldom mispronounces anything that I don't bother to correct her when she gets something wrong. Fragina sounds like some sort of froofy Starbucks drink, though.
"Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."--Linus, A Charlie Brown Christmas
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Fragina may be my new favorite word.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Let's see what I can get done on my one day off. Based on how I feel, I think the answer will be... not much.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Fragina may be my new favorite word.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Fragina gets bedazzled. Love it.


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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
OMG, ruralcurls, speaking of STFU Parents, yesterday we had this woman who asked for dressing on the side for her salad. It has a blue cheese and apple dressing (it's a blue cheese powder base that we're using because it's pretty expensive stuff that isn't being used for it's original purpose). So, it doesn't have actual blue cheese crumbles or anything, and the flavor isn't pungent. She asked for oil and vinegar as well. Later on the server comes into the kitchen and asks me if the blue cheese dressing is pasteurized because the woman is pregnant and wants to know. The WTF WITH THIS NONSENSE look on my face must have been obvious. Um, you mean the cheese in the dressing? It's powder! I'm pretty sure it's past a point where pasteurization is an issue? No, but really, what century is this that you're freaking out about whether a cheese is pasteurized and will harm your baby? Really? CHEESE?????!!!!! JFCWTF!
We've had quite a few pregnant women with all sorts of over-the-top worrying about a food hurting their babies. You'd think babies haven't been getting born for thousands of years or something.
Originally Posted by Saria


I call them Princess Mommies. They only know what the doctor tells them, and what they read in the Mommy magazines they get for free when they register for their layette at the baby shop...and the advice they get there is "don't eat unpasteurized foods". Lowest common denominator advice.
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
I had to leave a birth board that I found and really liked with the baby because of this. It becomes ridiculous after a while and it is lowest common denominator advice. I could have eaten Subway for every meal for about two weeks, but I would have slowly killing my baby if I had listened to those people.


I want yaniqueque now, I haven't had that in years. My used to make it with fried salchichon. Sn: is salchichon just salami in English?
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
Salchichon is basically a big sausage (salchicha).
Salami is an Italian word that refers to the same thing in terms of having to do with salted meat.
Salami refers to dried, cured meats, though and Dominican salchichon isn't dried, but fresh.
The place I had dinner at on Saturday was Somolian and Italian. Wait, what?!
Originally Posted by scrills
so what did you have????
Originally Posted by rouquinne
I was not brave enough to try the goat.I ended up having chicken, salmon and the Faygo they randomly placed on our table

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