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OMG these pregnant women. Someone asked if our eggs are pasteurized. Like any good food establishment, no, they're not. If you want runny eggs while pregnant, you're going to be out of luck just about everywhere unless you decide to throw caution to the wind. If you're not having runny eggs, then this is all irrelevant anyway!
Moodydove, before that pic gets yanked, I'm going to say that it is funny in a crude way since its pretty true.

Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Would it get yanked even though it's not pictured in the thread?
I dunno, the whole thing about having to do that in order to realize that Nerds™ aren't all that- at least not as a whole- makes it unfunny to me. I know she's kidding.
Originally Posted by moodydove


I thought it was hysterical. Real nerds are extremely difficult to tolerate, so most of what we think of as nerds are really just "nerds lite".

I'm married to a nerd-lite. Although, I think he prefers to be known as a geek-lite.
I stopping at half the bottle.
Originally Posted by Jess the Mess
BUZZKILL!!!!
Originally Posted by spring1onu
LOL



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In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
Moodydove, before that pic gets yanked, I'm going to say that it is funny in a crude way since its pretty true.

Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Would it get yanked even though it's not pictured in the thread?
I dunno, the whole thing about having to do that in order to realize that Nerds™ aren't all that- at least not as a whole- makes it unfunny to me. I know she's kidding.
Originally Posted by moodydove


I thought it was hysterical. Real nerds are extremely difficult to tolerate, so most of what we think of as nerds are really just "nerds lite".

I'm married to a nerd-lite. Although, I think he prefers to be known as a geek-lite.
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves
B says engineer-lite. LOL. That was hysterical!



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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
I talked to Davin's pediatrician today and felt so much better. I've been saying for months that I think he has a slight speech delay, and my family and friends keep telling me I'm nuts. "He's a boy! They talk later than girls!" "You're just comparing him to Danae." Um, no, the boy only says about 15 words regularly and mostly grunts and points. His pediatrician agrees that he's a little behind. She told me to write down all of his words for the next 30 months, and if he's not at around 50 words and starting to make small phrases to let her know so we can get him some speech therapy. It was nice to be heard! I knew I wasn't crazy!
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
If it makes you feel any better to have anecdotes... I was delayed speaking. My family was worried I had some form of disability, then one day I just started speaking in paragraphs and now I'm a rocket scientist.

Good for you for being concerned and attentive, just don't let it worry you too much!
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
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But at least the pews never attend yoga!
Moodydove, before that pic gets yanked, I'm going to say that it is funny in a crude way since its pretty true.


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Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Would it get yanked even though it's not pictured in the thread?
I dunno, the whole thing about having to do that in order to realize that Nerds™ aren't all that- at least not as a whole- makes it unfunny to me. I know she's kidding.
Originally Posted by moodydove
I don't know now. At first, I saw the pic itself in the post. Now, I see a link.

I look at it more as gushy girls not knowing what a nerd is. Crass representation, but still funny for me.


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"I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."

You guys...

You know how the bottle of conditioner always says, "Use a quarter-sized dollop," and we all laugh and laugh?

This morning, I did, and I detangled my hair in about 30 seconds. I was starting small and going to add more, but I didn't need to. Why didn't I chop off all my hair years ago?
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You guys...

You know how the bottle of conditioner always says, "Use a quarter-sized dollop," and we all laugh and laugh?

This morning, I did, and I detangled my hair in about 30 seconds. I was starting small and going to add more, but I didn't need to. Why didn't I chop off all my hair years ago?
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
I'm trying so very hard to resist chopping mine off and this isn't helping. Short hair just feels SO darn good! So glad you're loving it.




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I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I'm sorry, why is it so hard to not shove food down your throat in 5.2 seconds? Oh right because you've been doing it for years. Its not your utter lack of self-control. :eyeroll:
2b/c, medium/high porosity, medium/coarse texture
Current HG: Kinky Curly errythang, GVPCB, LALSG

"I will never be the woman with perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."

My Dove dark chocolate says:

Don't settle for a spark... light a fire instead.

Wise words.
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My Dove dark chocolate says:

Don't settle for a spark... light a fire instead.

Wise words.
Originally Posted by missbanjo
I love these! I have a package of them in the freezer right now. Every time I walk by the kitchen I have to grab one. Dark chocolate = love
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You guys...

You know how the bottle of conditioner always says, "Use a quarter-sized dollop," and we all laugh and laugh?

This morning, I did, and I detangled my hair in about 30 seconds. I was starting small and going to add more, but I didn't need to. Why didn't I chop off all my hair years ago?
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
I'm overdue for a cut (it's been way over a year), and between how fabulous you look and the quarter-size dollop of conditioner I'm seriously considering going short.
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Note to self: Do not wear wet underwear, certainly not 2 days in a row. Dumb.
Originally Posted by The New Black
same pair???
Originally Posted by Speckla
Yeah. I washed them but didnt dry them long enough. Hee.
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So, I'm standing in front of the display, looking at purses.

You walk up to my left side.

Whatever happened to saying "pardon me?"

Why not take the trouble to say 2 measly words instead of acting like an obnoxious ignorant low-life and simply reaching in front of someone else?

How was I to know that the purse you were interested in was the one in front of me, slightly to the right?

If I had assumed that the hand coming towards my head was going to hit me, I would have had to stand my ground and defend myself. How was I to know you were reaching for a purse? Lucky for you, I'm not completely crazy ... yet.

One of these days ....
This morning I had a dream that obliquely referenced a past dream and invented a life history for me. It was weird. I had an abusive ex-husband in the dream, and I'm not quite sure what the circumstances were that lead to this, but I and a few friends (not real people) wound up working where he was employed and he commenced to harassing me immediately. HR or any sort of authority didn't seem to exist in the dream, and neither did the option of quitting. Being surrounded by friends helped, but he kept saying creepy "you're still mine"-type things, and when I was handed a bunch of personal documents (for some reason) that included a glimpse of a paper I wrote in another dream (why do details like this keep reoccurring?), he even tried to look at them.

When I rebuked him firmly but unnecessarily politely considering the situation, I felt nervous that maybe people would think I was being mean despite that my friends showed no signs of being likely to think an abuse victim ought to be sweet as sugar to her abuser. I knew they weren't going to do that, but had a nagging fear that I recognized as irrational that they would decide I was mean and wouldn't hang around me to keep him away anymore. Then at some point, something went wrong, there was some danger that I can't recall the cause of, and a coworker/friend was no longer with the group. Everyone was looking for her and I saw that the door to the back alley was open and walked out thinking she might have gone there, and then abusive ex-husband swooped down and grabbed my wrist so hard it hurt. I told him he was hurting me and to let go, and then the friend appeared at the door and I started shouting it so she'd go get help. The dream started to dissolve at that point, as she just sort of stood there looking surprised.

My subconscious. It says...things.
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...It's a siggie.
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Note to self: Do not wear wet underwear, certainly not 2 days in a row. Dumb.
Originally Posted by The New Black
same pair???
Originally Posted by Speckla
Yeah. I washed them but didnt dry them long enough. Hee.
Originally Posted by The New Black
lol. Been there. Done that. Next time wring them in a towel to absorp the excess water.
I got two fortune cookies this time (lucky me!) and my fortunes are oddly appropriate for my life right now:

Be broke or be rich, but never accept mediocrity.

(What does this even mean? But I get the general sentiment.)

Ask advice, but use your own common sense.

(Ding ding ding! Apparently, this dinner is a winner.)

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