Say It. I Dare You.

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Wow, I can't believe the next post will be the 4,500th one.

Way to go, Springcurl!

Originally Posted by wild~hair
YAY What do I win????
Originally Posted by cympreni
Why, you get to say *whatever* you want!
You pull me in 2348572936492834 different directions, and then you're pissed that I don't have a plan. F ck you. I make a plan, you tear it apart. I don't make a plan, and everything goes to ish and people get pissed off. So, what the f ck am I supposed to do? I can't tolerate you tearing me down regularly, and you can clearly tell that's the case and yet continue to do it.

And as for you, you were an arrogant and condescending ass the other night. I'm sure you thought it was funny, but if you had an iota of sense in your head, you'd have been able to tell that I did NOT find it funny. And if you had any compassion in your heart you've had let it go once you realized that. So you either lack sense or compassion. Either way, not that charming.

And seriously, either propose to her or break up with her. Honestly. If she were happy with the way things were, I wouldn't have an opinion on all this nonsense, but she clearly ISN'T happy, and I think your reasons for waiting are lame and immature. You pretend like you're so self aware and less f cked up than other people. You're so full of ish.
"And politically correct is the worst term, not just because it’s dismissive, but because it narrows down the whole social justice spectrum to this idea that it’s about being polite instead of about dismantling the oppressive social structure of power.
Fun Fact: When you actively avoid being “PC,” you’re not being forward-thinking or unique. You’re buying into systems of oppression that have existed since before you were even born, and you’re keeping those systems in place."
Stolen.
Ugh! I am trying to play it cool and not act like a fool! Keep my phone away from me, I am not allowed to text!
You little punk, I ought to just come up there and punch you and leave! Butthead. But I still think you're cute!
It is your hair..why does your husband(my brother) have to tell you what to do...Can you not think for yourself...You let him control you so much it is sickening..

Let me get this straight...He wants you to get a Brazilian Keratin Treatment..Wrong..you dumb a$$ probaly put that idea into his head..He doesn't care about women's drastic hair treatments..All he knows about is hair color.

Maybe if you would not dye your hair every month, you wonuld not have frizzy, unmanageable hair..I can't help you..if you want info on that process, why do I have to search the web..for you...you are really draining me...What if you go bald..If you do...I will not hold your hand...I swear..I heard of making your husband happy but spending all of that money for a hair treatment when you are having mortgage trouble seems so dumb...

Dam..I don't know but I am glad I am single..by the way..my twin feels the same way..she is still laughing at you although you told me this info 3 hours ago..

I guess marriage just make some women dumb as a box of rocks..if this is true I will stay single.
Coworker..

You are so stupid...First of all you talk entirely too loud..does the whole store need to hear about your yeast infection problems ..just eat the yougurt you don't douche with the yogurt..Second...didn't you know that you that the job that you applied for required a criminal background check..Yet it does not help that you resisted arrest and spent time in jail...you do know that you may not get the job right...Please quit your bragging about how you spent time in jail because it is not cute....at all..so please...just...shut......up.
Today SUCKED. This week is not turning out well. I need the weekend.
CG since January 18th, 2009
I have my own problems. I know this. You are not made of sugar and spice either. But I do not go around pointing out your flaws so lay the **** off mine!

I have 20 days left

My cousin got 'jumped' and needs his jaw wired shut now. I feel bad for him, but I dont 'feel bad' for him because he did this to himself. He got off on a DUI charge because of a teqnicality, he hangs with the WRONG crowd and he is a follower in every sense of the word. He needs an intervention. Maybe this is it. Maybe the ER and getting his jaw wired shut will be the wake up call he needs to snap out of this funk he is in before someone else gets hurt. (like his best friend who was in the car with him when he got the DUI) why are his parents and sibling playing all nicey nice?? He is trouble and needs a responsible adult around to supervise him until he shapes up. He does not need to be coddled and spoiled...thats why he is doing the things he does, because he can (and has) gotten away with it. BTW, you are only 17!!! You are gonna have one rough life kid. I wish you could spend one summer with my dad instead of yours. HE would whip you into shape LOL.

I hate hate hate my apartment complex. Its unbelievable the caliber of people who live there. From the heard of elephants living upstairs to the lazy ass, incosiderate pricks who like to park in my spot, or directly infront of my spot...I HATE this place!!! Luckly I am almost done there, I will pay extra to live somewhere nice now, so at least I cant feel the folks upstairs playing basketball and maybe I can get a parking spot that isnt so tempting to others...

I have alot on my mind. Im going through alot and Im sorry if my life bores you...get over it. I dont really care.

After it raining for a good week or so, that walk outside today was UNBELIEVABLE!! So nice
"Someday love will find you...break those chains that bind you!!"







It's like I'm speaking a different language or something.

B: Who's got that equipment?
Me: Wes.
B: Robert?
Me, baffled: No, Wes.
B: Ok, I'll call Robert.
Me, frustrated: No, WESLEY.
B: What about Robert?
Me: *kills self*

Also--

Customer: What kind of oil does my equipment take?
Me: What's you're address?
Customer: We're in DC.
Me: Ok, but what's the address?
Customer: On XXXX Street, in northwest.
Me: Ok, but what's the address?
Customer: I don't know.
Me: Have we ever worked on this equipment before?
Customer: I don't think so. Wait, no, it's brand new, so yeah, probably. I don't know, I just got here.
Me: Ok so what brand is it?
Customer: I don't know.

So we've never looked at it, he's never seen it before, he doesn't know where he is or what kind of equipment it is. So how in all holy hell am I supposed to tell you what kind of oil it takes?
"And politically correct is the worst term, not just because it’s dismissive, but because it narrows down the whole social justice spectrum to this idea that it’s about being polite instead of about dismantling the oppressive social structure of power.
Fun Fact: When you actively avoid being “PC,” you’re not being forward-thinking or unique. You’re buying into systems of oppression that have existed since before you were even born, and you’re keeping those systems in place."
Stolen.
Oh, and another one:

D: You wrote a note on this dispatch, what does it mean?
(I touch and distribute probably 100, 150 dispatches a week. I have no fraking clue which dispatch he's looking at.)
Me: What's it say?
D, reading off the dispatch: "Please bring yellow copy of work order into office so R can mail it to the customer."
Me: Oh, that. It means I'd like you to bring the yellow copy of the work order into the office so R can mail it out.
D: Oh, ok.

?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!????
"And politically correct is the worst term, not just because it’s dismissive, but because it narrows down the whole social justice spectrum to this idea that it’s about being polite instead of about dismantling the oppressive social structure of power.
Fun Fact: When you actively avoid being “PC,” you’re not being forward-thinking or unique. You’re buying into systems of oppression that have existed since before you were even born, and you’re keeping those systems in place."
Stolen.
Stop talking politics at work, especially since you are so obviously anti-Obama (I would rather hear criticism from someone who didn't hate the guy from the start). I am curious whether you're going to take advantage of his mortgage plan since your house is now worth $200K less than what you paid for it. I guess we won't hear you blabbing about that, huh.
Okay, we are all women that use the 5th floor women's restroom, we do not have penises, and therefore (to my knowledge) we don't stand up to pee. How in God's name do you get pee all over the seat and on the floor? Even if you hover above the toilet your junk is close enough that it goes directly into the toilet. And if it doesn't wipe it up, don't leave it for the next unsuspecting person to come along and clean up. Also (and this is rather unpleasant) I would rather smell poo than unclean lady parts, it's not that hard to keep it clean and not smelling. I don't care what it takes, but freaking take the time to wash yourself. I swear to God that is the grossest smell ever! Blech, I think I'm going to throw up!
Why can't I focus. Grrrrrrrrrr. Life would be so much easier if I weren't so easily distracted.

Also, why are there so many men in Madison who look like Bill Ayers? I swear he is sitting across from me at this yuppie cafe, drinking a cappucino and reading the Isthmus, while I am writing my proposal for my dissertation about violence during the anti-Vietnam war movement. Perhaps I need to lay off the cappuccino myself...
I can't concentrate on work...........I am so ready to go on a date with you tonight, but I have to go get my jeans first! How is it that someone hasn't snatched you up yet? You are such a nice man and so thoughtful. And so freaking hot.
The most gorge 4-something curls just sat down right in front of me at the coffee shop. I would be lying if I said I wasn't distracted.

It's not polite to stare! I did compliment her, though.


I wish I could run faster. Graar, I need motivation.

And, um, yeah, I make up my own words. Deal with it.
made up of 98.822% silliness!!

I love it that whenever I click on this thread, my post from 2-22 is right at the top and I get to read it again.

I'm not sure there's something worse in life than watching someone you love suffer as they slowly die.
The pews never miss a sermon but that doesn't get them one step closer to Heaven.
-Speckla

But at least the pews never attend yoga!
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