claudine19

I wiped dry 20 dog paws this morning. Twenty.

I love this poodle, but crikey.

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kayb

I also hate that shipping anything anywhere outside of the US cost close to $60. Really? I spend 120 on clothes but must pay shipping of 60?

I hate that stupid ass government decided to tax basic food items (and condoms, granted I'm not buying any, but it's the principle of the thing).

.....and I still cannot stand my damn family; and I'm sure the feeling is mutual. Must.hold.on.until. August.

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claudine19

Oh, kayb.

I wish you great happiness, starting today.

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iroc

I really want to paint some rooms in my house, but Im not motivated to go get the paint.

If I already had paint in the house, or *poof!* it just appeared, I'd so be painting right now.

I also want some patio decorations. Again, I'm lacking the motivation to get said things.

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nynaeve77

She tells me what she wants to pin, we do a google search for the image, then she tells me which one she likes best and what she wants to say about it. LOL...she's a ham!

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kayb

@ Claudine: I think I'm just really pissed that I want to order some clothes from F21 (because I brought back mostly long sleeved and winter clothes after Japan thinking that I \would have moved to the UK for school) and the shipping is just ridiculous, so I'm just pissed at everything imaginable.....and the postman just handed me my c/card bill. Ai ai ai!

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claudine19

I understand. Some days are just shi!!y.
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Exciting news!

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Go, livermorium!

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SarcasmIsBeauty

Today is moving day! We had a gift basket with dishwashing soap, a sponge, a roll of paper towel, a roll of toilet paper, and a comet powder cleaning thing. That's awesome. Then I found 2 brand new icecube trays, and broiling pans! Do all apt complex's do this? My bf and I were very surprised, we weren't expecting any of it.

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Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.

jeepcurlygurl

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man, and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-roomhere?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia
PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)

I got dibs on ROU!!
: )

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spring1onu

Can we have joint ownership of Rou??

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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.

cympreni

Joy. I got dragged into something.

I just got word I'm going to get called in for a deposition. They want character statements about a crazy person I unfortunately know. I.Really.don't.want.to.get.involved.

Like.Australia

Holy crap. Her captions are cracking me up! "Oh, dont you just love lipstick? It's rich!"

Saria

Jeepy:



And before I get censored, they're clearly talking about rooster. Like coq au vin.

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claudine19

Will someone please lend her out to me once in a while? I could use her sewing skills.

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Saria

The truth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I3KGj5dwSw

Also, I kind of think he's cute.

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xcptnl

Can I have her during rhubarb season? It's not a long season.


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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~

rouquinne

OMG!

they're fighting over little ole MOI!

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jeepcurlygurl

Hmmm. Maybe we could sell Time Shares of Rou?

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rouquinne

wow!

i could get rich off this!!!

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Saria

I don't believe all the racefail defense of white, white, white Girls which is set in NYC. Why is it that people of color can relate to white characters but apparently white people just cannot possibly relate to a show with people of color? It's pretty sad really.

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