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This has to be satire, right? I mean, it's so hilariously stereotypical that it can't be real.

Behold the breast milk pendant!

**When you purchase Breast Milk Pendants from me you can be positive that they will not discolor, turn yellow or spotty, others cannot offer this same guarantee**
Please visit my blog (link below) for more info.

This will be a keepsake to remind you of the breastfeeding bond between you and your child for a lifetime. A handmade pendant or keepsake made from your own milk to last forever. This pendant will last you a life time and server as a reminder of the time you made breast-milk. What a wonderful way to preserve the "liquid gold" that we are only able to make for certain period of time. This can be passed down for generations and what a fantastic gift to give to your child, the root of their survival. Amazing.

Your breast milk beads will be smooth and uniform without and over abundance of bubbles. My plasticizing process takes days and concentrates YOUR milk. I have perfected my style of plasticizing breast milk over my years of doing so. Therefore, your milk bead will be smooth, shaped and contoured almost perfectly.
Eres o te haces?
Bwahaha, beautiful!

Looking forward to Redditors asking Obama to criminalize the friend zone.
Said in reference to Obama doing an Ask Me Anything on Reddit. That's where the above photo is also from.
I was a dude!

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 900. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
This has to be satire, right? I mean, it's so hilariously stereotypical that it can't be real.

Behold the breast milk pendant!
Originally Posted by legends
Probably not. Couples do it with each other's blood so this wouldn't surprise me.
Southern Colorado Curly
Mix of 2s med-low porosity, med-fine texture, lots of hair
This has to be satire, right? I mean, it's so hilariously stereotypical that it can't be real.

Behold the breast milk pendant!

**When you purchase Breast Milk Pendants from me you can be positive that they will not discolor, turn yellow or spotty, others cannot offer this same guarantee**
Please visit my blog (link below) for more info.

This will be a keepsake to remind you of the breastfeeding bond between you and your child for a lifetime. A handmade pendant or keepsake made from your own milk to last forever. This pendant will last you a life time and server as a reminder of the time you made breast-milk. What a wonderful way to preserve the "liquid gold" that we are only able to make for certain period of time. This can be passed down for generations and what a fantastic gift to give to your child, the root of their survival. Amazing.

Your breast milk beads will be smooth and uniform without and over abundance of bubbles. My plasticizing process takes days and concentrates YOUR milk. I have perfected my style of plasticizing breast milk over my years of doing so. Therefore, your milk bead will be smooth, shaped and contoured almost perfectly.
Originally Posted by legends
Angelina Jolie must be looking into becoming a business partner.
See? Life twins.
Originally Posted by Saria

Different professions, same path.

All you JGL fans out there:

The 9 Hottest Moments of Joseph Gordon-Levitt | AfterElton.com
Originally Posted by kayb
I hate pink. but I would wear pink for him!
^ Ohhh. I see. I'm so used to it that I don't even notice. I never buy from the catalog, I just enjoy looking at the stuff. I love shopping at the store, tho it is also quite jumbled up. Again I'm just used to it and know I'll spend hours there.

And I got my IKEA catalog today!!! Definitely not as big and not as much stuff in it as before but I still love looking at it.
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This has to be satire, right? I mean, it's so hilariously stereotypical that it can't be real.

Behold the breast milk pendant!
Originally Posted by legends
Probably not. Couples do it with each other's blood so this wouldn't surprise me.
Originally Posted by missbanjo
You mean people who aren't Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton do that ****?
Eres o te haces?

I need check out the over 40 thread. Is there a thread over there for supplements herbs etc that help??
Originally Posted by xcptnl
I've had horrible hot flashes since I was about 18! No idea why. I read somewhere that ginseng helps, so I take 1 a day, everyday and my hot flashes are reduced by about 80%! I use Korean Ginseng from Walmart which cost $2.37/month. I've tried the synthetic gel caps - they didn't work.
2c/3a, fine, low-med porosity, below BSL, mod CG since 9/09

"
I'm fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world." - Leigh Standley

Is he aware of this?? Maybe he would rather do dex-kristen style with me!

I watched 500 days of summer today. Oh humina!
Originally Posted by thelio
Oh i just love this movie. And JGL is just too adorable for words in it. The karaoke scene...
Originally Posted by LAwoman
I have to watch this movie, but I've gotten the impression from a lot of people that JGL is pretty much an ******* in it. Even JGL thinks so:


The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person.
—
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Originally Posted by Saria

I don't think I've meet anyone who thinks that he's an ******* in it. He's right, the character is attractive to numerous people because they feel that they can relate to what he's going through. Which is why one would have a crush on the character. He is someone you think you can relate t, because he just had his love life eviscerated. Meh, I still maintain that I like the character. As for his view that he "projects all these fantasies..." It's most clearly seen in the last scene of the movie which I won't spoil for you. Me? I think he looks the most adorable in that movie. Second is Inception (and I've seen darn near all his movies).

Love the last two lines of the quote. Think I need to add that to my list of FB quotes.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
"
See? Life twins.
Originally Posted by Saria

Different professions, same path.

All you JGL fans out there:

The 9 Hottest Moments of Joseph Gordon-Levitt | AfterElton.com
Originally Posted by kayb
I hate pink. but I would wear pink for him!
Originally Posted by thelio
Oh, the things I would do....... {redacted}
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
"
This has to be satire, right? I mean, it's so hilariously stereotypical that it can't be real.

Behold the breast milk pendant!
Originally Posted by legends
Probably not. Couples do it with each other's blood so this wouldn't surprise me.
Originally Posted by missbanjo
You mean people who aren't Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton do that ****?
Originally Posted by legends
Lol, yes. I think they actually got the idea from the vampire subculture. As to the breast milk pendant, I wonder if anyone that actually orders one has had it tested to make sure it's not glue.
Southern Colorado Curly
Mix of 2s med-low porosity, med-fine texture, lots of hair
By the way, the reason I've gotten that about 500 Days of Summer is because it shows up a lot on tumblr. So, you know, there's that hipster factor.


Different professions, same path.

All you JGL fans out there:

The 9 Hottest Moments of Joseph Gordon-Levitt | AfterElton.com
Originally Posted by kayb
I hate pink. but I would wear pink for him!
Originally Posted by thelio
Oh, the things I would do....... {redacted}
Originally Posted by kayb


I'm almost sure my sister is getting sick of me bringing this man up. but I cant help it! everywhere I go he's there! How could I avoid him. Why would I want to avoid him!?

A few years back, a friend and I went out bar hopping and I met a dude who was dead ringer for Ryan Gosling (who I also think is a total hotty) being such a good friend she made sure I went home alone. My sister knows this story, and tells me if i keep going out I might find a JGL look alike. keep the paws cross!
Huh. "Plasticizing breast milk" just seems so wrong.
If you ever meet my ex, you'll find the JGL lookalike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blV2Ar9lT1Q

How to be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl

1. Give yourself a quirky haircut

2. Buy a wardrobe of clothes that look like they either belonged to your grandmother or the lovechild of David Bowie, Ke$ha, and Bob Dylan

3. Be feminine and attractive, but make sure you aren’t too girly or too conventionally beautiful

4. Develop an interest in some sort of off-beat music and have a few strange obsessions

5. Make sure your moods are unstable and be as flighty and unpredictable as possible - try to come across as having a mental disorder or two and/or as if you’re on the edge of a breakdown

6. Be as edgy and free as possible, but remember to maintain a childlike level of wonder and innocence

7. Have at least one thing that’s unique and quirky on you at all times (ex: a strange book that nobody has ever heard of, LP records even though almost nobody has record players now, a potted plant that you “adopted,” a cat on a leash, a retro bike, etc.)

8. Be unemployed and live with your aging hippy parents or a bunch of rowdy hipsters

9. Have an irrational fear or two and an unfounded hatred of something/someone that doesn’t quite make sense but is adorable weird

10. ??????????

11. PROFIT
By the way, the reason I've gotten that about 500 Days of Summer is because it shows up a lot on tumblr. So, you know, there's that hipster factor.
Originally Posted by Saria
Evil! Evil! That gif still makes me smile though.


I hate pink. but I would wear pink for him!
Originally Posted by thelio
Oh, the things I would do....... {redacted}
Originally Posted by kayb


I'm almost sure my sister is getting sick of me bringing this man up. but I cant help it! everywhere I go he's there! How could I avoid him. Why would I want to avoid him!?

A few years back, a friend and I went out bar hopping and I met a dude who was dead ringer for Ryan Gosling (who I also think is a total hotty) being such a good friend she made sure I went home alone. My sister knows this story, and tells me if i keep going out I might find a JGL look alike. keep the paws cross!
Originally Posted by thelio

It's totally possible! I think someone on here had a BF that looked just like JGL.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
"
You Scored as Slave
You were a slave in a past life and lived a long and grueling life of servitude before you finally escaped and made your way to freedom. You died barefoot on the road with the wind blowing in your hair (by means of natural disaster or extreme environmental conditions) which was fine by you because you always knew that the day you died, you would die free.


Slave90%Peasant.80%Not human75%Pioneer.70%Witch65%Convict.50%New Soul.50%Pirate45%Executioner.40%Fortune Teller40%Outlaw.35%Royalty35%
If you ever meet my ex, you'll find the JGL lookalike.
Originally Posted by Saria
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Be still my beating heart.

I need check out the over 40 thread. Is there a thread over there for supplements herbs etc that help??
Originally Posted by xcptnl
I've had horrible hot flashes since I was about 18! No idea why. I read somewhere that ginseng helps, so I take 1 a day, everyday and my hot flashes are reduced by about 80%! I use Korean Ginseng from Walmart which cost $2.37/month. I've tried the synthetic gel caps - they didn't work.
Originally Posted by kasden
Thank you
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