Say It. I Dare You. - Page 2697

The New Black · 09-06-2012, 05:37 PM

Criminy, I was so busy and frazzled today I forgot to put in my tampon. I went to the bathroom for that purpose. I took a tampon *out*. But neglected to replace it...

Speckla · 09-06-2012, 05:38 PM

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Iroc, not to sound creepy but you have quite the rack there! : )

And I welcome all of the cranky new members. Now where the eff are you dues? You must pay your dues! I cannot send you your COB Club koozie if you don't pay your dues.

What are the dues? Do you accept Leroy pics? Hair products? Cookies? What?

Any of those will do. Plus guacamole, vanilla beans, or guinea pigs.

doo be doo be doo

rouquinne · 09-06-2012, 06:02 PM

during my 13 years here, y'all have been with me through temporary jobs that i've loved (like the research lab i worked at when i joined this place) and lots of temp jobs that i hated, through my 7 years with the tax auditors and especially the uncertainty while i tried to get reassigned to another Ministry.

i know i've said this a LOT over the past 15 months about the job i landed in, but oh my goodness...

i LOVE my boss!

yeah, it was pretty awful while he was off for those 10 weeks, but today we were chatting about a few things including the fact that we don't have enough people to run our French lessons in the courthouse. he said he would be very happy to pay the training cost for me to attend if i wanted to.

there was never a training budget at my old office because they were eliminating the Ministry.

then he told me that our office will be partnering with the local school board, university and two community colleges in order to start attending job fairs to tell students about the jobs available in court services outside of police and lawyers. the cabinet office estimates that about 1/3 of our workforce will be eligible to retire within the next 5 to 10 years, so we need to market ourselves as a desirable employer.

he thinks that *I* would be an excellent person to do this outreach!

ME!

claudine19 · 09-06-2012, 06:09 PM

I like the idea of a vodka base.

However, I want chemicals! Evil, "if I was going to have children, now I can't," hardworking mosquito murdering poison.

The only thing worse than a bite is hearing that high-pitched hum in my ear, singing, "I'm going to bite you!!!!"

spring1onu · 09-06-2012, 06:41 PM

Rou, I'm so happy for you!!!

And every time you mention "Ministry" I think of Harry Potter and the ministry of magic.

Speckla · 09-06-2012, 06:41 PM

Haha. Because we can and do.

Speckla · 09-06-2012, 06:43 PM

I nearly poked my eye out with a blackhead extracter. I was using it and my husband came into the bathroom and asked (loudly), "What are you doing?" I jumped a mile and the extracter jumped up!!

iroc · 09-06-2012, 07:15 PM

I'm clearly nearing towards getting my period because I'm watching the WE channel.

I need some gay male friends. I'm sick of every man in the world ogling at my chest. Not every woman wants constant male attention. Some if us would like to blend in and be left alone.

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CurlyCanadian · 09-06-2012, 07:25 PM

Way to go, Rou!!!!!!!!

Any ins to get me a job in my town!??!?!

spring1onu · 09-06-2012, 07:41 PM

I am so very glad this Starbucks cookies & cream frappuccino coffee drink thing I got in a 4 pack is a limited edition. SO. GLAD.

CurlyCanadian · 09-06-2012, 07:52 PM

I kinda like this new spammer...fun threads being bumped!!!!

Lots of people that I miss though

spring1onu · 09-06-2012, 08:29 PM

I'm only going to admit this here, but I'm watching this honey boo-boo atrocity and it's entirely too weird to see these people in places I used to hang out.

I can't even.

Curlyminx · 09-06-2012, 09:25 PM

Day 3 Foreveralone and going.

Misery is my constant fashion.

I found out today that I'm ugly and that she doesn't know how she ever thought any differently.

spring1onu · 09-06-2012, 09:39 PM

Minxy, you're one of the most un-ugly people EVER. You're beautiful and people can say such mean and nasty things just to hurt and wound, don't you dare believe it. That person shouldn't spew such venom at you, you don't deserve it. Period.

Saria · 09-06-2012, 09:40 PM

This douche:

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NChick, Since you ***** in every review about how women are portrayed in movies, you should do a video on how you would want them to be portrayed- Or at the very least, a video of the top films that you think portrays its female characters right according to your criteria.

And btw:

Nella in "sexy clothes"? I think I threw up in my mouth a little.....

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And the idea that in this day and age women are exploited victims when they have a choice what to wear, where to work, etc. Is ridiculous.

Some women like to be celebrated and praised for their beauty as well and get paid a lot for it.

NChick, all people must fill a niche life and the ugly ones like you rely on your brains.... Too bad the one thing you rely on isn't good enough to land you a better gig than over-analyzing old movies and sharing your feministic viewpoints citing examples from ****ty movies that no one really watches nor remembers.

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Paid More?

Do Male strippers/bartenders make more than their Female counterparts? I think not.

In the entertainment business, namely movie and television actors, successful Women make far more money than most American Females AND Males. If women were as noble and superior to men as they claim to be, they should be above squabbling over making a little less than male entertainers, despite living in comfort and getting to have a job doing essentially no hard honest work whatsoever.(not to mention when they marry their famous male counterparts, they have access to all his money anyways.)

And if a movie role is too degrading for them after reading the script, they can turn down the money.... But that would mean that people would actually have to have a shred of Integrity within them.

rouquinne · 09-06-2012, 09:41 PM

um, minxy, you aren't going to fall for THAT, are you?

we've all seen your picture and we KNOW you are gorgeous!!!!

let me at her.... no one insults MY girl that way!!!!!

scrills · 09-06-2012, 09:42 PM

Minxy, don't make me come back at there and kick her butt for saying it and yours for listening to her

ruralcurls · 09-06-2012, 09:42 PM

Why in the world did I ever decide to go on twitter? Ewww. There is more to it than teenage girls being snarky, bratty, and *****y, isn't there?

That is what I get for being curious. Now I am not going to be able to look away.

ETA: Never mind. I can definitely look away.

rouquinne · 09-06-2012, 09:44 PM

someone in my Twitter feed re-tweeted this to the attention of the Secret Service - wonder how long this account will be active:

Alyssa Douglas ‏@Alyssa_Douglas Someone needs to assassinate Obama...like ASAP #DieYouPieceOfS###

geez... what is wrong with some people????

scrills · 09-06-2012, 10:01 PM

hmmm, am I

halle berry and Rhianna

or

Oprah, Mary J, Jennifer Hudson

I'm shopping for make-up and that how the color guide works