I was standing at my stove, frying some bacon, when I hear my German Shepard growling. In a split second, he's at my feet chasing an iguana underneath the cabinet next to my stove.
I start freaking out (yep, screaming like a little sissy lol) because this thing is thrashing around and whipping his tail everywhere (full grown, they are about 6 ft long, head to tail). Their tails are loaded with bacteria, and all I'm thinking is I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.
The tail lightly lashed my leg. It left a light pink mark that has now disappeared. I immediately applied rubbing alcohol and antibacterial ointment. I think I'll be fine, but that was scary.
The worst part? My bacon burnt
- Seek first to understand, then to be understood.
- Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.
I thought I was done with these kids. I caught one kid trying to climb to the 3rd floor from my balcony because they threw a football up there. I told him it wasn't safe and to get down. I came back the kid and another younger boy was on my balcony. Get off my balcony!
How do you plan on climbing down from the 3rd floor? No one had a plan or answer. Did you know what your doing could be considered breaking and entering?(Idk if it is but...it probably is) Did you know you could fall and crack your skull wide open? No answer. Where are your parents? Nobody wants to say and they get down.
My husband..... For months, he's been talking about wanting a new TV. Our old TV is about 10 years old, and we can afford a new one. Every time we're at Best Buy, Walmart, Target, etc. he goes to the TV aisle and looks at them. He looks up good prices on Amazon and other websites. So I tell him, "It's fine, just find one you like and let's buy it!" Then he says, "No, we can just keep our old TV. I don't know if I want to spend the money" Then he still keeps TV shopping but never buys one. The knucklehead!! So today, he was out of town, and I went to Best Buy with the kids and bought one to surprise him.
In Mexico there are iguanas around too. My aunt has one that lives in the patio behind her water heater. It started a little baby, but has grown to gigantic. My sister and I were in the sitting room and the iguana came running into the house. My aunt just calmly shooed him out with the broom while my sister screamed bloody murder and we both ran for the couch to jump up on.
My sister wouldn't get gown for at least an hour. Then she spent half a hour watching the water heater.
Hehehe.... Iguanas suck. My brother had one as a kid that would spit at us in his cage when we would come into the room. Walking that iguana (I think his name was Izzy) was a PAIN in the rear end!!
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