Saria

I'm checking now and among them:

1Misunderstood by MysteryPaleoWhateverGeek Learn about the life, times, true motivations, and ultimate fall of Lucky the Leprechaun in this gritty AU oneshot. Rated T for dark themes. I do not own Lucky Charms or its mascot.
T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 7/18/12

3Folger's House » by Sand n' Sable The commercial with the couple? From the 1980's? I'm ending it my way.
K, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 863, favs: 1, updated: 2/11/10 published: 2/6/10


8Give, Live, Love: The Origin by LM Simpson DRABBLE How those polar bears first got Coca Cola.
K, English, Family, words: 331, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/24/07

It All Started On a Monday by benignink Sometimes, all it takes is a little VO5, applied with love. Based on my favorite TV Commercial of all time.
K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 383, 11/6/07

Thankfully most are humor/parody! No smut!

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kayb

Looper finally opens tomorrow!!!!!! Leave it to the damn cinema company to open it in the middle of a hurricane....

If my crush can go next week then we can go then, if not as soon as this storm passes Imma get over my trauma with some JGLovin... Yeah, I said it.

...and we are good to go for next week.


I kinda wish my housemate hadn't left me all alone in the middle of a hurricane to go stay at her BF's what if I decided to leave? What if the house gets flooded? The roof starts leaking again? This child, SMDH.

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CanItBeChristine

My mother should write self-help books.

"Nobody is impressed by anything you've accomplished. Do you think anybody actually cares that you have had plays done or worked backstage on Broadway? They just ACT impressed because they assume that means you've made a lot of money, and you haven't made ANY."

ruralcurls

She needs to be slapped. By the time she got to "impressed" you should have hung up on her.

Fifi.G

Oh great. Judging by the sound of rapid nightly gun fire echoing through the woods, the meth lab has re opened for business.

I'm bursting with joy.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

CanItBeChristine

Oh, I can absolutely recognize that the things she says make no sense.

I put a photo of myself with blown-out hair on Facebook. (I was in a wedding and got it blown-out the night before.)

Of course, my mom commented with, 'You look sooooooo beautiful.'

A girl friend of mine (my mom has met her ONCE) wrote after her, "You are so pretty!"

My mom calls me and goes, "What Heather wrote on that photo of you with the straight hair. That was a dig at me, wasn't it?"

"WHAT?"

"Because I wrote that you LOOKED beautiful, and then SHE had to correct me and say you 'ARE' pretty, even without straight hair."

"No, no. I'm pretty sure she was just saying I was pretty. I don't think it had anything to do with your comment."

I told Heather and she was dumbfounded and like, "...I didn't even SEE your mother's comment. I JUST SAID YOU WERE PRETTY."

murrrcat

speed will meth you up.



I need to stop eating candy.


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Fifi.G

True story, and mmmkay.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Fifi.G

I am assuming these people just sold, unless they cooked in something outside. They would have no house to return to otherwise. I honestly don't ask too many questions and I was unpleasantly surprised by the news. Meth! What? SOAB. That explains the 3 hours of gunfire a night for 5 months straight.

I just know that 2 or 3 months of silence was not long enough. I prefer they remain not seen or heard.

** And one more tid bit to my non specific meth rant. How stupid do you have to be? It is perfectly legal to shoot in county jurisdiction within the noise ordnance time constraints. Yes, that they did perfectly, but did they not stop to consider that people would complain about gunfire every single night? It's obviously not a hunting party, is an unrealistic amount of ammo, and a huge sign that something is not right.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Speckla

I'm not sure why Iroc is considering not voting but I know that I shouldn't vote. I just don't have the understanding and mental compacity to take it all in and make a logical vote...I just can't. I'd rather not vote than make the wrong choice. I'm not trying to be down on myself. I'm just being realistic.

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SCG

My spanish homework wants me to talk about my spouse or boyfriend. Being a Forever Alone, I have neither.

Time to start describing my imaginary boyfriend, Astronaut Mike Dexter.

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"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey

ruralcurls

SCG, I love your posts! They always make me smile.

ruralcurls

kayb, I missed this. Be safe and take care of yourself.

SCG

I have a weird crush on Jimmy Fallon.

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"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey

wavyblonde

It's like she's always auditioning for the part of Disney villain Wicked Stepmother.

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legends

That's just beautiful.

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yossarian

Saria, you called it - looks like it was bs. This kind of thing really ticks me off, because victims of actual hate crimes are called into question.

http://www.thenewsstar.com/article/2...text|FRONTPAGE

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rouquinne

doesn't everyone?

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wild~hair

Frankly, this sort of comment ticks ME off because it disregards the seriousness of mental illness, from which this woman was clearly suffering. :/ From what I understand, she had burns over 60% of her body. That's some pretty heavy **** right there.

Saria

Yes to both. Comments are incredibly callous about her illness and there's tons of people going on about "liberals" who think racism still exists, and oh, usually these things are made up, and black people hate white people, etc.. Yeah, **** you.

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