Say It. I Dare You. - Page 2897

wild_sasparilla · 10-27-2012, 08:00 AM

OH MY GOD SARIA NOW I'M SCARED OF EVERYTHING I MUST SCRAP MY PLANS FOR A GLOBAL COUP SO I CAN BUILD A SQUADRON OF ROAD RUNNER BODYGUARDS IMMEDIATELY. Hooooly crap. I like it way better when I read about insects that cause blindingly intense pain with a sting and look like freaking death with wings and can just pick a region on the globe where I should never go. But - but road runners are the only ones badass enough to eat them and road runners live here! And I see them so seldom so I am unprotected. Also WTF is wrong with you New Mexico I get wanting something cool to represent your state but a bug of doom?!?! And you did it it my birth year, too! Now it's like we're intertwined and no part of my destiny shall ever relate to the demonspawn hellbeast known as the tarantula hawk. No thank you. Nope. Gotta go forget it ever existed now (which I think I've done before...the name "tarantula hawk" is super familiar and I may have learned about it in school). I knew I shouldn't have clicked but I couldn't resist!

First thought about commercial fan fiction: someone somewhere must have written a horror story based on that Burger King dude with the plastic face who just pops up in your bed and stuff all "hey wassup I have a burger for you."

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speed will meth you up.

I need to keep eating candy.

FTFY [ETA - but only if this is a comment relating to your meth pun. If it relates to candy tummy aches then I retract the correction]

Fifi, is the gunfire to distract from noises meth makes while cooking or is it some sort of "we have meth and firepower, so don't mess and also come buy our drugs" display? Whatever they're doing over there (besides, like...cooking meth), I do not approve of them raising hell over in your neck of the woods.

Minxy, I am so glad you've made this choice for your mental health. (((Hugs))) for the bad feelings and YAY for loving yourself first!

I never go on Facebook and also can't connect this account with my "RL" self any more because I couldn't handle people in my life having access to some of the personal things I've said on here. But if there is a mass exodus from NC.com, I'mma need some other way to keep up with the latest opinions and ramblings of all the awesome posters on here. CONFLICT. D': I also think the forum format is the best for containing our special brand of silliness. I really want this one to not get too annoying for us to play in.

Apparently people use krokodil when they're super addicted to heroin and can't afford it anymore, because krokodil's way cheaper. That explains being willing to have your flesh and bones rot through just to get high - they're already way far gone. It's so sad and disturbing and those images are so incredibly gross. My brain wants to declare it zombie special effects makeup and file it away as "fake" so as not to have to process it.

So much dust. All up in my lungs, making my hair smell funny despite the shower and the avoidance of all things that still remain to be cleaned. I have cleaned so many things today!!! I had to pause so many times and stare at everything and force myself to move. Wanna blame iron loss from my period, know that that specific sense of fatigue has a different source. I never could have done all this if I hadn't teamed up with my mom and had some outside force to latch onto. Ugh, I have so much left to do...but it's also way less than it was before. I'm gonna kill it!

I totally want to make a meme about not putting murrrcat in the corner. Blame it on the sunrise, everybody. Ha, and my mom said I would sleep well tonight. I repeat, HA!

Why do I always have to read EVERYTHING on this thread when I come back to it, even if I end up staying up until 7 am to do so? Why did that Gangnam Style song break through to be a hit in the US when there are much more fun, catchy and amusing K-pop songs just in the selection my friends have shown me? Is it the video that I've been told I need to watch? Is Speckla secretly a pin-up model with a cardboard Elvis for a beau? Can I choke a ***** for putting Scrills through even more crap right now? That last one is a much more serious question, but also cannot be totally serious because I don't want a murder rap. But for real, that's some BS.

Exactly 7:00! AUGH THE LIGHT IT BUUUURNS.

omg just sleep wtf are you doing

Amneris · 10-27-2012, 08:11 AM

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Someone on FB posted this with a comment about how sad our kids nowadays aren't safe and can't have a real childhood like we did in the 80s and 90s:

But crime rates are much lower now than they were in the 80s and 90s. Why would kids be less safe now?

My friend's boyfriend posted that too and I had a similar reaction to yours. She is always trying to tell me how smart he is, but his fb page regularly makes me question that.

rouquinne · 10-27-2012, 08:15 AM

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You all should see my elbow....it looks more like a knee-oooowwweeeeee.

we're twins!

yesterday i did WAY too much stuff at work with my stupid arm. by the time i got home, the pain was soooooo bad, i ended up loading up on pain killers and took a whole sleeping pill instead of a half and slept from 10:30 pm to 7:30 am!

i feel so much better today.

yossarian · 10-27-2012, 08:18 AM

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I'm baffled about military people complaining about people getting government funded health care. You and your families get it. You're not better than everyone else.

Tell that to various US senators.

IIRC, during the whole health care debate, some people were going to the representatives and senators who were voting against Obamacare, and asking them to pledge to give up their own taxpayer-funded health care coverage. Although they were loudly proclaiming how bad a government-administered health care system wouid be for American, they seemed to like theirs just fine.

On another topic altogether, this is the brutally honest assessment of the GOP, from a lifelong Republican who has spent his life in service to his country, both in uniform and as a diplomat:

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Colin Powell's former chief of staff condemned the Republican Party on Friday night, telling MSNBC's Ed Schultz, "My party is full of racists."

Retired Army Col. Lawrence Wilkerson made the comment in response to Mitt Romney campaign surrogate John Sununu's suggestion on Thursday that Powell's endorsement of President Barack Obama's re-election was motivated by race. Wilkerson, who served as Powell's chief of staff when the general was secretary of state during the first George W. Bush term, told Schultz that he respected Sununu "as a Republican, as a member of my party," but did not "have any respect for the integrity of the position that [Sununu] seemed to codify."

When asked by Schultz what, if anything, the remark said about the attitudes of the Republican Party, Wilkerson said:

My party, unfortunately, is the bastion of those people -- not all of them, but most of them -- who are still basing their positions on race. Let me just be candid: My party is full of racists, and the real reason a considerable portion of my party wants President Obama out of the White House has nothing to do with the content of his character, nothing to do with his competence as commander-in-chief and president, and everything to do with the color of his skin, and that's despicable.

The retired colonel also said that "to say that Colin Powell would endorse President Obama because of his skin color is like saying Mother Theresa worked for profit."

yossarian · 10-27-2012, 08:48 AM

That is one stream of consciousness right there, wild-sasparilla! This is your brain on insomnia

This has me intrigued.

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Originally Posted by wild_sasparilla

Why did that Gangnam Style song break through to be a hit in the US when there are much more fun, catchy and amusing K-pop songs just in the selection my friends have shown me?

Can you list a few? I'm always interested in non US/UK artists, preferably in a language other than English. (Yes, I'm the one listening to Pavel Bobek singing Johnny Cash in Czech

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TIA!

redcelticcurls · 10-27-2012, 09:08 AM

Col. Wilkerson has good points. He also comes across as an old school moderate, and the Tea Party skewed GOP has no place for them anymore.

I like that Gangnam Style is social critique.

http://m.theatlantic.com/internation...sation/261462/

kayb · 10-27-2012, 10:32 AM

I asked my crush to have coffee with me last night and he said yes and then I caught him staring at me......my life is ruined.

I've decided that my answers to "how's school going?" will now range from..

"I don't hate it." to
"I'm going to set that place on fire."

I feel rather unsettled right now.

Oh, I freaking NEED electricity!

Saria · 10-27-2012, 10:36 AM

Accurate.

#misandrist musings

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Speckla · 10-27-2012, 10:37 AM

kaybabykabaybay!
You need to come eat with me. I have pizza and a 2 lt. of Coca Cola on the way...I love having a 16 year old driver in the house....I'll send the private Speck'lear'jet for you!

kayb · 10-27-2012, 10:39 AM

I want pizza! But I've had so much in the past month that I need to lay off.

redcelticcurls · 10-27-2012, 10:54 AM

127 cholesterol. That seems sorta low.

Speckla · 10-27-2012, 10:59 AM

I really want a Hello Kitty tattoo...

But I'll never do it because I know that I'd end up regretting it later.

jeepcurlygurl · 10-27-2012, 11:00 AM

I love the Gangnam style videos, especially the original one. The beat, the song, the ridiculous dance. Love it. I also love some of the political 'copies' of it. Fun stuff.

My poor mail man sees me looking my best (at work) and at my most hideous (at home). He's always super nice in either case. Maybe he thinks I have an unfortunate twin.

Speckla · 10-27-2012, 11:03 AM

/\ Jeepy, you could roll around in mud, not shave for a year, wear old clothes and an 'I Love Romney' and still be the most gorgeous person on earth! It is impossible for you to look bad.

murrrcat · 10-27-2012, 11:05 AM

Red velvet donut with creme cheese frosting at DD nommmmmmmm

My period has turned me into a monster. Yet I keep fitting better and better into my clothes. Odd. Maybe all these calories was a shock to the system.

I'm eating a bag of licorice as I type this with a glass of chocolate milk

kayb · 10-27-2012, 11:06 AM

Lawl! Curly period week!

ruralcurls · 10-27-2012, 11:09 AM

OMG! DID YOU KNOW I CAN LOOK LIKE BROOKLYN DECKER IN HER SWIMSUIT? (whoever that is... a model I guess?)

Oh wait, that was nothing but a tease. It ended up telling me where I could buy her swimsuit, because, you know, I'll never have her body. You're 100% correct, but thanks for driving the point home.

murrrcat · 10-27-2012, 11:11 AM

Speaking of how young celebs look.

I was watching the vampire diaries (no lie I almost typed twilight diaries) and the girl who was playing some girl that Alaina had babysat looked older than Alaina like come on directors...

nynaeve77 · 10-27-2012, 11:15 AM

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Accurate.

#misandrist musings

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LOL...what anime is that from? She looks familiar, but I can't place her.

Speckla · 10-27-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by murrrcat

Red velvet donut with creme cheese frosting at DD nommmmmmmm

My period has turned me into a monster. Yet I keep fitting better and better into my clothes. Odd. Maybe all these calories was a shock to the system.

I'm eating a bag of licorice as I type this with a glass of chocolate milk

You know what? I think I'm on my period too (first one in 6 years). I had some redvelvet roles yesterday with cream cheese filling...and pizza today!!