you're like me
a "but why" person.
And as a but why person I'm going to tell you.
why do you need to know why people like zombies?
but why?
The "But why?" technique is one method used to identify underlying cause
The "But why?" technique examines a problem by asking questions to find out what caused it. Each time an answer is given, a follow-up "But why?" is asked.
Instead of wondering why people are interested in zombies wonder why you're interested in wondering why people are interested in zombies?
Here some possible reasons I came up with to cure you of the but why:
they can kill someone without going to jail because said person is dead and bad
people like guts and death
people like living in a world with out people because people suck
people like gross stuff
people are gross
people like watching people kill dead people who are alive
people like to see undead people eat other people
people like to watch gross stuff
people like gore
people like to watch undead people walk around and be undead
people like gore
people like to watch undead people bang on stuff
people like to watch undead people walk fast behind alive people
people like to watch alive people run from undead people
people like to be grossed out
people like to hear the noises undead people make
people like to be scared
people like gore
people like to watch other people scared
people like gore
people like to watch other people in terrible situations
people like to think about the possibility that an undead person will get them
people don't like the government
people like to think about the government as screwing up and making people undead
people like to think about viruses
People like to see undead people get stabbed in the head
people like to think about viruses that cause people to be undead
people like to shoot people in the head
people like to think about people stabbing undead people in the head
people like to think about people stabbing undead people in the eye which is still stabbing in the head
people like gore
people like to watch people get axed in the head
people like to watch undead people get axed in the head
people like gore