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Why is your boss upset because you slipped?

No point in a plastic bubble because someone will always be around with a large pin to bust it...

I think we'd do better (I fall a lot too) is to wrap ourselves in layers and layers of bubble wrap! That way we can pop the bubbles and entertain ourselves while staying injury free.
I did my own eyebrows and they look pretty good. I need to fix my right one but I'm terrified of messing it up. Plus, my bday is coming up and I don't want to have messed up eyebrows for my day (even though I'll just be working allll day =\)
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
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That's a lot of bubbles.

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I just want to meet someone I like. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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I like you! I'm toasting some spaghetti squash seeds right now. I'm getting ready to sea salt them up. I'll share with you.
I just want to meet someone I like. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is.
Originally Posted by kayb
Sigh. Me, too.
I like you! I'm toasting some spaghetti squash seeds right now. I'm getting ready to sea salt them up. I'll share with you.
Originally Posted by Speckla
You really do crack me up. I *heart* you, Speck!
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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Wow! I had no inkling that Fembot was actually 'she who must not be named.' But then, I went back and looked at her other posts and I'll be darned, it was clear as day!

You guys are good sleuths!
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Simple things make me so happy. I got my hair in a ponytail and it's secured by a pink scrunchie..
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I am hap-hap-py to-day! Hap-hap-py too-ddaaay! Seriously happy, not over-the-top happy!

I got out of bed, took a hot hot bath, shaved, shampooed, and put on clean sweats. Cleaned the house, did the laundry, cooked, and now I feel accomplished. The house is clean, the family full and happy, and I have clean undies and socks for tomorrow.
I just want to meet someone I like. Is that too much to ask? Apparently it is.
Originally Posted by kayb
Sigh. Me, too.
Originally Posted by Saria

sigh. me five.

my lady bits and eyes count as 3 and 4.
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Now I have to pee like a Russian racehorse...Wonder why. I've downed nearly a 2 ltr of Coke (don't tell CP).
1. I have decide that whenever ppl ask what I wanna do after grad school my response will be"I don't care as long as I get to move to San Fran."
2. Can Commonwealth be used as an adjective? Cause I cannot find an adjective form.
3. My passport is getting dusty (looking at you, S).
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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but why, saria? tell me why?
Originally Posted by murrrcat
So what did you get? I wanted to try it out, but I've never taken birth control.

This is for CE:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE **** OUT like “The **** do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS **** KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN


uterus: hey you're not pregnant

uterus: hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant

uterus: i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days

uterus: and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that
why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

Last edited by Saria; 11-04-2012 at 08:29 PM.
when people ask me what I'm doing when I'm done with school, I say

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but why, saria? tell me why?
Originally Posted by murrrcat
So what did you get? I wanted to try it out, but I've never taken birth control.

This is for CE:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE **** OUT like “The **** do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS **** KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
uterus: hey you're not pregnant

uterus: hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant

uterus: i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days

uterus: and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that
why does our period have to last an entire week like seriously after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary
Originally Posted by Saria

14,000 something.


I make that one night at the strip club.
That's pretty much my default reaction right now, hand gestures and all. It;s like I go into shock.
I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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I bought this claw clip yesterday!! Happy.

Last edited by Speckla; 11-04-2012 at 08:58 PM.
I'm so excited that I ordered some reusable napkins from Etsy. I really need to get a life.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.

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