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Speckla · 11-21-2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

Oy, the turkey! I never feel like I can get the kitchen clean enough after handling that bird. Everyone makes it look so easy, but I feel like I struggle with it every year. You'd think as many recipes and techniques I read I'd know WTF to do with the thing so it comes out good.

This one had the neck attached. Have mercy, ugh.

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Originally Posted by Speckla

/\ Oh Springy, the neck was my grandmother's favorite part!

You could always call him Representative Thom Weiner.

iroc · 11-21-2012, 04:48 PM

Mr Man got into an argument with me today about Christmas presents. I have a couple things I want to get him. He wants us to not get eachother gifts BC he'd rather go away together for a few days. I.totally agree, but I still want to get these things for him. He was all angry and fighting with me. It was so funny. He's so darn cute.

Then I tell him if we knocked out a quickie in 10-15 minutes we could easily have sex 4 times a week. He's like, you're taking all the passion out of it. What about all the foreplay and other stuff? - LOL. He tries so hard to be tough.

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spring1onu · 11-21-2012, 04:49 PM

Another thing, no matter how much I try to get prepped ahead so after I've got "turkey hands" I don't have to wash up to get something, I always forget at least one thing. This time it was two.

I feel like I've slung a turkey all around my kitchen splattering turkey juice all over, even though that's totally not the case.

I don't think I can forgo making a dessert just because we're going to my neighbors tomorrow evening for cake. I just can't do it!! That's it, I'm making a maple walnut pecan pie. I mean, I can't show up empty handed at their door, right? #anyexcusetobake

iroc · 11-21-2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Speckla

I apologize if I sound like a smartass, annoying, or ignorant brat. I'm not trying to be that way on purpose. Honest.

I don't think you come across as any of those. Ever.

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Saria · 11-21-2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

Oy, the turkey! I never feel like I can get the kitchen clean enough after handling that bird. Everyone makes it look so easy, but I feel like I struggle with it every year. You'd think as many recipes and techniques I read I'd know WTF to do with the thing so it comes out good.

This one had the neck attached. Have mercy, ugh.

As long as you're not of those people who washes the turkey, I don't think you have to worry about cleaning up the kitchen after handling it.

Speckla · 11-21-2012, 04:52 PM

Let Calvin into the kitchen and he'll de-turkey-size it for you!

spring1onu · 11-21-2012, 04:57 PM

I don't wash it, just give it a quick rinse and pat dry before giving it the spa treatment salt scrub and herb butter.

Poor bird should be pampered a little.

Mr. Spring came running when he heard me saying "Yuck, yuck, yuck" as I was cutting the wrapper off because he likes to, and I quote, "Watch me put my hand up the butt"

Seriously, dude?

Speckla · 11-21-2012, 04:58 PM

On a happier note...

I'm so syked! I dye my hair back to black and I've finally was able to cut the perfect Bettie Page bangs! Top that off with the red, red lipstick I found and ever so slightly winged eyeliner...I feel a bit vaa-vaa voom.

curlysue21 · 11-21-2012, 04:58 PM

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I suppose I should start Christmas shopping. I'm just soooo uninspired this year. It just seems like too much work.

This is me, every year, for the last 2 decades.

And I don't even have that many people to buy for. Lame.

You mean it doesn't go away?

Rats.

spring1onu · 11-21-2012, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Speckla

Let Calvin into the kitchen and he'll de-turkey-size it for you!

HAHA So true!

I dropped a small piece of cornbread on the floor and Calvin thought he'd won the lottery. That is now the cleanest spot on my kitchen floor.

Speaking of washing the turkey, for some reason I picture iroc scrubbing away at the poor bird after the wall washing discussion we had not long ago.

Speckla · 11-21-2012, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

I don't wash it, just give it a quick rinse and pat dry before giving it the spa treatment salt scrub and herb butter.

Poor bird should be pampered a little.

Mr. Spring came running when he heard me saying "Yuck, yuck, yuck" as I was cutting the wrapper off because he likes to, and I quote, "Watch me put my hand up the butt"

Seriously, dude?

I want a butter and sea salt scrub. Minus the hand job...ewwwww.

SarcasmIsBeauty · 11-21-2012, 05:03 PM

lard help me, my bf got a guitar

spring1onu · 11-21-2012, 05:04 PM

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lard help me, my bf got a guitar

Did it come with ear plugs for your sanity?

This is coming from a woman with a husband who has gone through so many musical items I've lost count, which means I've endured all the learning phases with each one.

rouquinne · 11-21-2012, 05:10 PM

i am SOOOOOOOOO stoked for my class next week! the binder i snagged from the supply cabinet has a hot pink spine and i've put in carefully labelled tabs for each module and the intro materials.

tonight i went to the dollar store and got coloured gel pens, a new mechanical pencil, some pen-style erasers, a 5-pack of brightly coloured highlighters, some post-it page markers and a bright pink and purple pencil case that goes into the binder to hold it all!

kat180 · 11-21-2012, 05:12 PM

I lied about feeling ill to get out of going out tonight and now I actually do have an upset tummy.

Karma.

SarcasmIsBeauty · 11-21-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

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lard help me, my bf got a guitar

Did it come with ear plugs for your sanity?

This is coming from a woman with a husband who has gone through so many musical items I've lost count, which means I've endured all the learning phases with each one.

I have some that I will be putting to use

kat180 · 11-21-2012, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by curlylaura

I suppose I should start Christmas shopping. I'm just soooo uninspired this year. It just seems like too much work.

Rubbish!

Its far too early to do Christmas shopping.

Its only November - Christmas shopping is for the last two weeks in December when its all Christmassy

iroc · 11-21-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

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Originally Posted by Speckla

Let Calvin into the kitchen and he'll de-turkey-size it for you!

Speaking of washing the turkey, for some reason I picture iroc scrubbing away at the poor bird after the wall washing discussion we had not long ago.

Haha! This made me LOL! I love it!

I actually believe cooking it is cleaning enough.

But I do usually hold it by the wings and make it dance around the counter.

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Speckla · 11-21-2012, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by iroc

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Originally Posted by spring1onu

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Originally Posted by Speckla

Let Calvin into the kitchen and he'll de-turkey-size it for you!

Speaking of washing the turkey, for some reason I picture iroc scrubbing away at the poor bird after the wall washing discussion we had not long ago.

Haha! This made me LOL! I love it!

I actually believe cooking it is cleaning enough.

But I do usually hold it by the wings and make it dance around the counter.

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sWING dancing??

iroc · 11-21-2012, 05:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-OFX...e_gdata_player

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