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Do any of y'all put extra milk in your cereal so when you get done you can be all "Oh, I've got extra milk so I better get a little more cereal...".

Please tell me I'm not alone.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I've got this idea for a sour cream banana crumb cake with cocoa-cinnamon swirl and peanut butter streusel. I think that one is going into the roster for my imaginary bakery in the DR.
Originally Posted by Saria
Will it be near the red velvet cake?

Originally Posted by ruralcurls
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Just noticed your signature, Saria. Too funny!

I feel as if you'd appreciate this gif...


I happened upon it tonight (though I do remember the episode itself), and I've been dying to use it. So, you're my excuse.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
No excuse is needed to use a Ron Swanson gif.
Do any of y'all put extra milk in your cereal so when you get done you can be all "Oh, I've got extra milk so I better get a little more cereal...".

Please tell me I'm not alone.
Originally Posted by spring1onu

I don't eat cereal but when I do, that's exactly what I do...and why I don't allow myself to have cereal.
Perf:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being ****zoned!!!!!!!

What’s the ****zone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to **** you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the ****zone!!!!!!!
Those of you with iPhones, type Yoda (make sure it's capitalized) and then backspace like you are going to correct it. I am curious to see if everyone else's suggests "Gods".

I knew my phone was programed by a Star Wars fan.
Originally Posted by Fifi.G
Nope
Originally Posted by juanab
Nope. But it did try to change it to Yoga.
Kiva! Microfinance works.

Med/Coarse, porous curly.
Dear Safeway cashier,

You really have no idea what a tea infuser is?

You think my new tea infuser is what your husband would call "a waste of money." I don't recall asking for your critique of my items.

For your information, I will not be "putting it in a garage sale in a couple of years."

I'm stuck in a dreary grey cubicle all day and if a little rubbery pink tulip in a purple pot brightens up my cell even a teeny weeny bit then it will have been worth every penny.




Please attend a refresher class on customer service.

Thank you for reminding me why I like the self-checkout.

Yours truly,
mildly annoyed Safeway shopper
Those of you with iPhones, type Yoda (make sure it's capitalized) and then backspace like you are going to correct it. I am curious to see if everyone else's suggests "Gods".

I knew my phone was programed by a Star Wars fan.
Originally Posted by Fifi.G
Nope
Originally Posted by juanab
Nope. But it did try to change it to Yoga.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Mine suggested Hog
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

Nope
Originally Posted by juanab
Nope. But it did try to change it to Yoga.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
Mine suggested Hog
Originally Posted by curlylaura
You have the anti Star Wars phone. It might have been programmed by a Star Trek fan. You'll know if it randomly throws in things like, "I'm giving her all she's got".


Murrrcat, chocolate loves us, a lot.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

So I forgot to put on my glasses this morning, which I didn't realize until I was well into my commute. My eyesight isn't horrible--I know several people with worse sight than mine who never wear glasses--but I haven't left my house without glasses/contacts since I was 11, so I feel all weird now. This day is going to suck.

Mind you, I forgot my lunch yesterday, so I was stuck eating the crappy pizza (Famous Famiglia, gag) provided at the lunch conference I had to attend. From the second I woke up this morning I kept reminding myself about my lunch. Clearly, I've reached that stage in life where the brain will only hold a certain amount of information and will delete stuff when new things are added.
Eres o te haces?
Prayer circle, please.

The stupid doctor's office saw "wal" on the note and called the prescription into walmart instead of walgreens. I am in the car gathering the courage to go inside walmart.

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Prayer circle, please.

The stupid doctor's office saw "wal" on the note and called the prescription into walmart instead of walgreens. I am in the car gathering the courage to go inside walmart.

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Originally Posted by ruralcurls
Oh dear mercy, we wrap our arms around you while wearing pajama pants and house shoes. May you make it out unscathed.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Dear Safeway cashier,

You really have no idea what a tea infuser is?

You think my new tea infuser is what your husband would call "a waste of money." I don't recall asking for your critique of my items.

For your information, I will not be "putting it in a garage sale in a couple of years."

I'm stuck in a dreary grey cubicle all day and if a little rubbery pink tulip in a purple pot brightens up my cell even a teeny weeny bit then it will have been worth every penny.




Please attend a refresher class on customer service.

Thank you for reminding me why I like the self-checkout.

Yours truly,
mildly annoyed Safeway shopper
Originally Posted by damsel_fly
tea infusers are awesome! she knows nothing and her husband is stoopid!! my work wife got me one for christmas and i have used it almost everyday since i got it.
Quick, someone remind my why it's wrong to say, "I told you so." Because OMG my tongue/fingers hurts from all the biting. Damn family.
Eres o te haces?
damsel, it's just me, but i would report that cashier.

commenting on a customer's purchase is ridiculously rude!
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Quick, someone remind my why it's wrong to say, "I told you so." Because OMG my tongue/fingers hurts from all the biting. Damn family.
Originally Posted by legends
It's not
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
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I rarely eat in chain restaurants anyway, but listening to the people at work who do field visits to restaurants that use our dishwashing soap/dispenser systems makes me never, ever want to eat in one. Ever.
Quick, someone remind my why it's wrong to say, "I told you so." Because OMG my tongue/fingers hurts from all the biting. Damn family.
Originally Posted by legends
It's not
Originally Posted by SarcasmIsBeauty
I love how when I try to go against my instincts and be nice for a change you encourage me to be myself.
Eres o te haces?

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