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Old 01-09-2013, 09:59 PM   #63861
 
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Do any of y'all put extra milk in your cereal so when you get done you can be all "Oh, I've got extra milk so I better get a little more cereal...".

Please tell me I'm not alone.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:05 PM   #63862
 
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I've got this idea for a sour cream banana crumb cake with cocoa-cinnamon swirl and peanut butter streusel. I think that one is going into the roster for my imaginary bakery in the DR.
Will it be near the red velvet cake?

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Old 01-09-2013, 10:08 PM   #63863
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Just noticed your signature, Saria. Too funny!

I feel as if you'd appreciate this gif...


I happened upon it tonight (though I do remember the episode itself), and I've been dying to use it. So, you're my excuse.
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No excuse is needed to use a Ron Swanson gif.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:33 PM   #63865
 
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Do any of y'all put extra milk in your cereal so when you get done you can be all "Oh, I've got extra milk so I better get a little more cereal...".

Please tell me I'm not alone.

I don't eat cereal but when I do, that's exactly what I do...and why I don't allow myself to have cereal.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:57 PM   #63866
 
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I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being ****zoned!!!!!!!

What’s the ****zone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to **** you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the ****zone!!!!!!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:18 PM   #63867
 
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Those of you with iPhones, type Yoda (make sure it's capitalized) and then backspace like you are going to correct it. I am curious to see if everyone else's suggests "Gods".

I knew my phone was programed by a Star Wars fan.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:09 AM   #63868
 
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Dear Safeway cashier,

You really have no idea what a tea infuser is?

You think my new tea infuser is what your husband would call "a waste of money." I don't recall asking for your critique of my items.

For your information, I will not be "putting it in a garage sale in a couple of years."

I'm stuck in a dreary grey cubicle all day and if a little rubbery pink tulip in a purple pot brightens up my cell even a teeny weeny bit then it will have been worth every penny.




Please attend a refresher class on customer service.

Thank you for reminding me why I like the self-checkout.

Yours truly,
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:42 AM   #63869
 
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I knew my phone was programed by a Star Wars fan.
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You have the anti Star Wars phone. It might have been programmed by a Star Trek fan. You'll know if it randomly throws in things like, "I'm giving her all she's got".


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Old 01-10-2013, 06:07 AM   #63871
 
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So I forgot to put on my glasses this morning, which I didn't realize until I was well into my commute. My eyesight isn't horrible--I know several people with worse sight than mine who never wear glasses--but I haven't left my house without glasses/contacts since I was 11, so I feel all weird now. This day is going to suck.

Mind you, I forgot my lunch yesterday, so I was stuck eating the crappy pizza (Famous Famiglia, gag) provided at the lunch conference I had to attend. From the second I woke up this morning I kept reminding myself about my lunch. Clearly, I've reached that stage in life where the brain will only hold a certain amount of information and will delete stuff when new things are added.
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Old 01-10-2013, 06:58 AM   #63872
 
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Prayer circle, please.

The stupid doctor's office saw "wal" on the note and called the prescription into walmart instead of walgreens. I am in the car gathering the courage to go inside walmart.

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Old 01-10-2013, 07:02 AM   #63873
 
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Prayer circle, please.

The stupid doctor's office saw "wal" on the note and called the prescription into walmart instead of walgreens. I am in the car gathering the courage to go inside walmart.

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The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
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I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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Dear Safeway cashier,

You really have no idea what a tea infuser is?

You think my new tea infuser is what your husband would call "a waste of money." I don't recall asking for your critique of my items.

For your information, I will not be "putting it in a garage sale in a couple of years."

I'm stuck in a dreary grey cubicle all day and if a little rubbery pink tulip in a purple pot brightens up my cell even a teeny weeny bit then it will have been worth every penny.




Please attend a refresher class on customer service.

Thank you for reminding me why I like the self-checkout.

Yours truly,
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tea infusers are awesome! she knows nothing and her husband is stoopid!! my work wife got me one for christmas and i have used it almost everyday since i got it.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:15 AM   #63875
 
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Quick, someone remind my why it's wrong to say, "I told you so." Because OMG my tongue/fingers hurts from all the biting. Damn family.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:19 AM   #63876
 
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damsel, it's just me, but i would report that cashier.

commenting on a customer's purchase is ridiculously rude!
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:27 AM   #63877
 
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:56 AM   #63879
 
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I rarely eat in chain restaurants anyway, but listening to the people at work who do field visits to restaurants that use our dishwashing soap/dispenser systems makes me never, ever want to eat in one. Ever.
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