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Old 01-23-2013, 10:30 AM   #65041
 
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I've kind of wanted to murder people at work though. Like recently I've had an order for a turkey pot pie no onions and another server come by to ask if the pot pie has vegetables. Does nobody have even a basic understanding of pot pie?! Or the woman who ordered medium rare steak but didn't want "any blood, just pink". I sent her a well-rested medium steak. I bet I could have sent her a medium-well and she wouldn't have balked.
Then there's the watercress that isn't being washed because it looks clean out of the box. And it is, except for the common dead insects that lurk in there. And further, since it's wet because it's packed with ice, and just goes from box to station instead of the sink and a trip to the spinner, it's incapable of holding on to dressing. It tastes like water. Why is everything so ****ing difficult in this place?!
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:32 AM   #65042
 
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is well rested medium the same as medium well.

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Old 01-23-2013, 10:40 AM   #65043
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It will never cease to amaze me that we have so many international students at my school. Like, how did you even find this place? I'm pretty sure that some people in our own city don't even realize it exists...
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:42 AM   #65044
 
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A medium rare is red and "bloody" (it's not actually blood though). A medium is more pink and barely has any "bloodiness" to it. A medium well is what people order when they want something well done but are too embarrassed to admit it. Heh, it's mostly gray (well) with a touch of pink.
If you don't let a steak rest all the juice comes out the moment you cut into it, whereas after resting you get that juice more evenly distributed and in the meat instead of on your plate. It also lets the steak finish cooking. Without resting you'll see more cooked outer edges and a more rare center instead of an evenly colored interior.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:44 AM   #65045
 
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well...well done in normal poo' people folk restaurants not your fancy shmancy go to school to learn to cook restaurants...means....burnt.

And, ain't nobody got time for that.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:52 AM   #65046
 
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it amazes me when people try to argue with me. Like you might as well go argue to a wall because I don't even care, ain't nobody got time for arguments, when there are real things to be mad about, like people DRINKING ALL YOUR DRANK. Or leaving ORANGE JUICE AT THE STORE. STRANGE MEN LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE. Those are real issues.

Everything else isn't a big deal to me.

Most times when I say something to someone I don't even agree with it, I'm just saying the opposite of what they want to hear because I'm mad they're still talking to me.



speaking of roommates who have testicles, he asked me if I thought hairy men were attractive.

Of course I do. I think attractive men are attractive, and if they happen to be hairy, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS? WHO ASKS PEOPLE THAT?


he asked me if I liked him, I said no, he thought i was joking.....
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:53 AM   #65047
 
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So then I was trying to find a photo and then I came upon this. So wrong. SO WRONG!!!

Attachment 30179

Rare at 140? Put down the ****ing crack pipe!
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it amazes me when people try to argue with me. Like you might as well go argue to a wall because I don't even care, ain't nobody got time for arguments, when there are real things to be mad about, like people DRINKING ALL YOUR DRANK. Or leaving ORANGE JUICE AT THE STORE. STRANGE MEN LIVING IN YOUR HOUSE. Those are real issues.

Everything else isn't a big deal to me.

Most times when I say something to someone I don't even agree with it, I'm just saying the opposite of what they want to hear because I'm mad they're still talking to me.



speaking of roommates who have testicles, he asked me if I thought hairy men were attractive.

Of course I do. I think attractive men are attractive, and if they happen to be hairy, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS? WHO ASKS PEOPLE THAT?
I <3 you, murrrturtles. And that's a heart, not two testicles.

And I was just thinking and cracking up about the first part of your post.
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Any time I see or hear "ain't nobody got time for that", I think of this version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEo...e_gdata_player
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:07 AM   #65050
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I FEEL LIKE A SPY! I just realized I can take stealth pics on my phone using the volume controls on my headphones. WHAT?! Am in Mission: Impossible?!?! If yes, my dreams have finally come true.
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Ummm, I think somebody needs to put a certain somebody's knives in time out again!!
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Any time I see or hear "ain't nobody got time for that", I think of this version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEo...e_gdata_player
Is there another version? That's the only one I've seen, but with the news cast at the beginning.
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Old 01-23-2013, 11:22 AM   #65053
 
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omg my female roommate just gave me pizza.

I was going to go get food anyway. oh well. It's two tiny slices....I'll eat it with carrots.

I wanted to take the rest because there was 4 slices, but I decided to not be greedy.
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Any time I see or hear "ain't nobody got time for that", I think of this version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEo...e_gdata_player
Is there another version? That's the only one I've seen, but with the news cast at the beginning.
People have tried to mix that song with the bed intruder one and of course the original
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#8 maybe, but i am the owner of The World's Most Comfortable Bed and it should be shared!
-Our bed is like a torture chamber but the thought of going bed shopping is so overwhelming I can't bring myself to do it. So when I saw this all I could think is that I wanna crawl into Rou's bed.

-That thing with Mr. Spring and the bicycle gets me so angry all I can see in my head is me pulling up beside that ladies car, her rolling the window down and me jumping into it with my feet hanging out and beating the living crap right out of her face. I know it's wrong, but it made me so incredibly angry I can only see red.

There is a really, really big problem here of people hating cyclists and it makes the news quite often. There are a lot of a-hole cyclists so I get it, but then there are cyclist that follow the rules and are very aware like Mr. Spring (seriously, he's Mr. Safety and Mr. Courteous, I'm so glad I'm not married to an a-hole), but since all cyclist get grouped together as being a-holes he has lots of negative experiences, most of which he probably doesn't tell me about so I don't spend 24/7 worried about him. (which I do anyway, but that's my problem not his )
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I'm laying in my dark fortress (aka bed) and eating carrots and all I can think about was those two tiny baby slices of pizza I had. OMG WHY WOULD GOD INVENT SOMETHING SO MARVELOUS?? to punish me.
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It seems the red mist descends for quite a few when they're driving.
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It seems the red mist descends for quite a few when they're driving.
LOL it's time to re-evaluate your life and seek Jesus when I think you have disproportionately angry responses to something.
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Ummm, I think somebody needs to put a certain somebody's knives in time out again!!
It's not my fault people persist in being stupid and annoying in my general vicinity. Plus tomorrow will be my ninth consecutive day of work. Recipe for extra grump.
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It seems the red mist descends for quite a few when they're driving.

I thought you were talking about your period. I was gonna say I HAVE THE RED MIST TOO AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA



that's kind of gross.


i want red mist in the form of pizza sauce..

my fantasy




except it's me and joe biden and pizza sauce.
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