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Him: Dryer buzzer went off.

Me: Yeah, I know... It's just towels so I'll get them later.

Him about 30 minutes later: You should check the towels.

Me as I'm busy cooking dinner: Yeah I know they're done, but it's ok if they wrinkle because they're JUST TOWELS.

Him about an hour later as I'm cleaning kitchen after dinner: You should really check those towels, they're sitting in there wrinkling and it's bothering me.

Me: TAKE YOUR ASS IN THERE AND FOLD THEM YOURSELF IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO BAD. (totally joking tone because we constantly give each other isht)

Him: You should really check them.

Me: Light bulb finally goes off that he's up to something, duh. I find MORE cupcakes and some cute little cake balls on top of the dryer. (he got me some Tuesday after some dental work as well)

He's trying to kill me with the diabeetus!!

That man is entirely too sweet and good to me and I hope he never realizes I don't deserve it all.

Originally Posted by spring1onu
Spring, that is so sweet!
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hahahahahhahaha way to ruin it!

when my brother proposed to my sil, he put the ring on her pet cat.

and he was like "hey look at the cat"

her: "why"

him: "look at the cat she's doing something funny"

her: "no I'm busy"

him: "come here you need to see the cat"

her : "NO"

him: "I think theres something on her neck, what is that?" *she's still not even near the cat*

her: "what is it?"

him: " IF YOU DON'T GET IN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS DAMN CAT"

boyz so silly.
LOL @ the cat story!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who ruins surprises. I sort of did that the night Mr. Spring proposed (I was being whiny, go figure) and when he got down on one knee I almost passed out. I totally almost ruined it.

Our neighbor just came over and brought us English muffins from The Model Bakery in Napa and they're such fluffy pillows of heaven. Breakfast tomorrow is not in question any longer.

This is what they look like. I want to rest my head on it. This must be a super old picture because they most certainly are not this price now.





Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Awww, springy, that was nice of the hubster. By the sounds of it around here, I thought maybe I'd used up all the good men in the world before you curly girls were born. Nice to know there are a couple left.
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I'm sooo hungry.

I'm going to google food. HAHAHA waaah I want food.
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So much to do, so little time. I want hand-pulled noodles and I want to go on a dumpling trip to Flushing. So many dumplings, so little stomach space. Sigh.
LOL @ the cat story!!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who ruins surprises. I sort of did that the night Mr. Spring proposed (I was being whiny, go figure) and when he got down on one knee I almost passed out. I totally almost ruined it.

Our neighbor just came over and brought us English muffins from The Model Bakery in Napa and they're such fluffy pillows of heaven. Breakfast tomorrow is not in question any longer.

This is what they look like. I want to rest my head on it. This must be a super old picture because they most certainly are not this price now.

Originally Posted by spring1onu
yum. Im eating an English Muffin right now. I love bread with holes.
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I am SO MAD right now.

Hubby just insulted my work.

I can't even see straight through the angry.
I AM THE NEANDERTHAL SLAYER!!!
I am SO MAD right now.

Hubby just insulted my work.

I can't even see straight through the angry.
Originally Posted by MojoDojo
Punch him in the throat!!

(totally kidding, by the way I just love that saying.)




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I've had Ke$ha stuck in my head all day. I'm not even sorry.

I'm still laughing about Todd in the Shadows celebrating Katy Perry's absence from his top hit songs this past year only to defeatedly announce Ke$ha taking her usual spot.
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This sounds like a plan for NC forever alones:

So comfortable, that in Korea, it's the popular practice for lovelorn and hungry singles to find solace in jjajangmyeon to celebrate Black Day (April 14), an informal anti-Valentine's day.
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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
OMG! mruuucat have you seen this???

Sweet Brown - Toothache? Ain't Nobody Got Time for That! - YouTube

Sweet Brown in a commercial!
Originally Posted by cailin
OH MY HOLY HELL I am dying over here!!!




Can't stop saying it.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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Last edited by Speckla; 02-08-2013 at 02:25 AM.
How cute is MrSpringy!!!!! I would totally do more laundry if I thought there would be cupcakes in there!

Originally Posted by cailin
My cousin sent me that last night, just died!!!!!
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I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
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I am SO MAD right now.

Hubby just insulted my work.

I can't even see straight through the angry.
Originally Posted by MojoDojo
Punch him in the throat!!

(totally kidding, by the way I just love that saying.)
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Silly Springy...we all know the proper response for a bad hubby is a swift kick to the nads.
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the word noogleberry is making me laugh which is making me want to throw up. OMG. ahahahhahahaahaahahhahaahahahhahhaahahahah

funniest thing ever.

eta: I just googled it. omg.
Originally Posted by murrrcat
OMG turtles did you read about it?? I was too chicken, I just saw the words "breast pump" mentioned and I was like


- Wait, people are out there slapping their breasts in an attempt to make them larger?? And there is no way I'm googling that word.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Yes, slapping. SLAPPING. I - I don't - I mean...I try to avoid such things as being slapped in the boob and I just sort of assumed everyone was on the same page with this. I was half tempted to read the thread they mentioned to see how the HELL anyone could discuss this seriously, but I was too chicken for that, too. I can't imagine not having ended up clutching my own chest with a look of sheer horror on my face if I had.

I'm glad the likes themselves still seem to show even though the number's gone. Even though it's not like I'm gonna go through and count them, I'm like, okay. If I all of a sudden just had to know, I could, so it's all good. The post count thing is an odd one, though - I'm pretty sure it used to be higher but I have no idea what it was.

I almost revealed my secret of being a dirt to the doctor. He was saying to put this acne cream on at night and I said "so like after you take a shower" and he goes "well it depends when do you take a shower" and I just froze BC I had to think, I go "ummmmm.....I take showers" and then he started laughing. NOOO
Originally Posted by murrrcat
O.M.G. TURTLES. THIS POST. I was laughing out loud for SO long after reading this, especially the bolded! "BEING A DIRT" LMAO ILU TURTLES

Cailin, your poor face! You milk it for all it's worth and feel no shame because OUCH.

so Ms Trunchbull was just gonna throw a kid out a window and let him die....
Originally Posted by murrrcat
Don't forget the little girl she flung by her pigtails - she would have been impaled on a wrought-iron fence if Matilda hadn't been there. And just think of all of the other children she must've chucked around over the years. Either children are made of rubber in Matilda's world or the parents in that town are totally cool with child murder.

I'm still laughing about Todd in the Shadows celebrating Katy Perry's absence from his top hit songs this past year only to defeatedly announce Ke$ha taking her usual spot.
Originally Posted by Saria
New boss, same as the old boss.
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How's your weather, Rou? We've got nothing at work yet, but just talked to a friend near home and she said its getting pretty heavy.
Originally Posted by CurlyCanadian
there was nothing here when i went to bed at midnight, but i woke up at 3:20 and took a peek out at a howling blizzard - which continues.

i'd guess there's about 4 inches of snow and it's supposed to continue all day.

everyone stay safe and warm!
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