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I just did the deepest and loudest burp on earth. I've shattered records with that one. A male would say, that's not lady like, and I would say your face isn't what a lady likes.
I try so hard to do this and it just doesn't come out of me. It makes me the sads.


I am late and you've already decided, but my vote is for butterscotch. I see vanilla everything everywhere and I could really go for some butterscotch right now. Today hasn't liked me much.

I'd be interested in the torte recipe as well.
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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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I just did the deepest and loudest burp on earth. I've shattered records with that one. A male would say, that's not lady like, and I would say your face isn't what a lady likes.
I try so hard to do this and it just doesn't come out of me. It makes me the sads.


I am late and you've already decided, but my vote is for butterscotch. I see vanilla everything everywhere and I could really go for some butterscotch right now. Today hasn't liked me much.

I'd be interested in the torte recipe as well.
I can fake burp like no one's bizness And my real burps are awweessoomme. According to my daughter . We used to just love to try and out burp each other when she still lived at home.
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In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
I really needed to fart during Pilates.
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Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
The only time I can muster one that is the least little bit loud is if I drink soda straight from the can a little too fast, but even those are pretty sad.

Mr. Spring can let out these burps that I have no idea how he creates. Where was he keeping that?!? It's always hilarious for some reason.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Can I just talk for a sec about how obsessed I am with this rice:



I want to eat it for every meal.
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"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
I'm watching a programme about one of the prisons for 18-21 year olds over here. What is it that makes them think because they can rhyme a few words they can rap? Fecking idiots
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
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I just did the deepest and loudest burp on earth. I've shattered records with that one. A male would say, that's not lady like, and I would say your face isn't what a lady likes.
I try so hard to do this and it just doesn't come out of me. It makes me the sads.


I am late and you've already decided, but my vote is for butterscotch. I see vanilla everything everywhere and I could really go for some butterscotch right now. Today hasn't liked me much.

I'd be interested in the torte recipe as well.
I can fake burp like no one's bizness And my real burps are awweessoomme. According to my daughter . We used to just love to try and out burp each other when she still lived at home.
My baby sister has made burping an art. Sometimes she burps mid sentence and makes the burp a word without missing a beat. I am always impressed.
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Last relaxer: 8.4.10
BC: 9.6.11

when will your favs?

So for a while I've tried to make whipped cream cake into a roulade, having seen it done. Sponge cakes have all those eggs to make them resilient, but not so with whipped cream cake. So of course I could up the eggs, but noooo, I want to get the original formula to work! So I think I've made four failed, cracked, completely broken into shards whipped cream cakes. Number 5 is cooling. Pray for me or I might cry, scare people within a mile radius with my screaming, pull my hair out, and possibly break something.
I feel like such a loser, my Cady Heron plan failed (to pretend to be dumb) I keep Acing (and by Acing I mean I am getting 100+ on my quizzes in lab) and making everyone at my table mad/jelloid. (They're always like I need to do better so I just sit there silently because I can't do better lol) I DON'T KNOW HOW BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN TRY TO PASS. My sexy sexy always uses my quizzes to correct his (LOL I'M THE ANSWER KEY IM SUCH A SQUARE ), if only he would say, murrr could you please use your beautimus and sexy sensual, cool, and collective mind to help me make A's on my quizzes too, and then I will repay you by ravaging your body with my sexy GQ body (he has a 6 pack y'all and I don't even care for that, I would never know if I hadn't STALKED HIS FB OKAY OMG I'M SO HASHTAG SQUARE/LAME-O)

Today I hid my quiz because everyone had failed theirs and I felt ashamed, and at the end I accidently opened my notebook and he saw, and said Oh wow you only missed...none.


and then I just said "ummmmm....I don't know..." and ran away.

AAAAAHH. No male wants someone who's smarter than them, you know how males be. #Males be like "I don't want no one smarter than me"
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murrr, you are certifiably nuts. I just love it.
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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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The only time I can muster one that is the least little bit loud is if I drink soda straight from the can a little too fast, but even those are pretty sad.

Mr. Spring can let out these burps that I have no idea how he creates. Where was he keeping that?!? It's always hilarious for some reason.
Same here. In fact I drank soda too fast when I ate with my mom and the faintest, pathetic, whisper of a burp escaped. My mom looked at me with shock and dismay, and then started laughing. She said, "I don't think I have heard you do that since you were a baby".

I'm repressed, but I don't mind.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

This video is just fantastic

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I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
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I feel like such a loser, my Cady Heron plan failed (to pretend to be dumb) I keep Acing (and by Acing I mean I am getting 100+ on my quizzes in lab) and making everyone at my table mad/jelloid. (They're always like I need to do better so I just sit there silently because I can't do better lol) I DON'T KNOW HOW BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN TRY TO PASS. My sexy sexy always uses my quizzes to correct his (LOL I'M THE ANSWER KEY IM SUCH A SQUARE ), if only he would say, murrr could you please use your beautimus and sexy sensual, cool, and collective mind to help me make A's on my quizzes too, and then I will repay you by ravaging your body with my sexy GQ body (he has a 6 pack y'all and I don't even care for that, I would never know if I hadn't STALKED HIS FB OKAY OMG I'M SO HASHTAG SQUARE/LAME-O)

Today I hid my quiz because everyone had failed theirs and I felt ashamed, and at the end I accidently opened my notebook and he saw, and said Oh wow you only missed...none.


and then I just said "ummmmm....I don't know..." and ran away.

AAAAAHH. No male wants someone who's smarter than them, you know how males be. #Males be like "I don't want no one smarter than me"

When I was in high school a male actually said I was too smart and he didn't like women smarter than him.

Obviously he needs to ask you to tutor him so then it could turn into sexy tutoring!
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murrr, you are certifiably nuts. I just love it.
Right? I just read and cackle.
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Last relaxer: 8.4.10
BC: 9.6.11

when will your favs?

Murrr's new signature gif is just so perfect!
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"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
That's my new plan, saria, He went and talked to the professor after class if only my professor would say "you know that sexy a55 grown a55 woman who's super sexy and fly that sits beside you is obviously smart and you should get her digits and ask her to tutor you and sex you up"

Today my prof also said that we should ask the person next to you or a roommate (preferably the person next to you aka me) to touch your body to feel your bones, he looked at me....I looked at the wall BECAUSE I KNEW MY FACE WOULD BLOW MY COVER.


I also told him I was cat. It just slipped out. I wrote meow on my paper and he said...meow? and I said I'm a cat. NO SMILE OR LAUGH OR ANYTHING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.



He laughed, not sure if because I crazy or because I crazy.
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He obviously wants you (to ravage his sexy body).
One of the best natural seats in North Carolina. I would know this view anywhere. It's my special place.

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Another pretty Parkway picture
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I can't decide which one I want to use as wallpaper. I am bored with zombies.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

That reminds me... I love it when tourists or transplants call in the fog and mist as smoke from a fire. OMG, it's everywhere! It is so thick, and strange. It doesn't smell like smoke at all.

That should be your first clue. Haha. You do remember that you are in the Smoky Mountains, right?

^ Do note the last part is (of course) all internal dialogue. The calls are pretty cute.
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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??


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You know for all the talk about how men who are friends with women are just looking to get in their pants, it's men who have no woman friends that I would stay the hell away from. Not just because they're dudebros, but because I often feel some men don't see women as people. We're women. They want to **** us, they want to possibly marry us, but they're incapable of imagining that we might be interesting and fun to just hang out with and talk to. Our thoughts are women's thoughts. We can provide no benefit with just our company. It's hard to explain, but I just know some men like this.
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