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Our DMV uses this fancy face recognition software now. You're not allowed to smile in your picture anymore. You have to have your head back, perfectly vertical. I guess they couldn't afford a camera with a height adjustment. They want you to look straight ahead at a blue dot on the camera. The blue dot on me is about chest height. You can't just look down, you have to tilt your entire head so that you have a double chin. Remember you have to have your head back, so then you have this really awkward pose you have to hold for like a minute while the camera readies itself. And you can't have any hair at all. I'm one of those people who had their hair perpetually tucked behind their ears. I've been doing it for so long, my hair just stays like that. Just that teeny bit of hair across the corner of my forehead and the program freaks out and can't recognize me. I have to pull my hair all the way back in a way that I would never ever do in a million years because it looks god awful.

The end result is an official ID photo that only a computer can recognize. I am waiting for the day someone accuses me of having a fake ID because the picture is so bad.

They go through all this trouble for accuracy, then they let you lie out the wazoo about your weight. According to the DMV I have not gained a single lb since I was 15 years old, even when I got my licence renewed when I was 8 months pregnant.
Originally Posted by cympreni
I'm horrified, and laughing at the same time.
When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Omggg I tried l tried to use the restroom in the office but my boss was in there. I tried to turn the door and it was locked.

Normally this wouldn't be a thing and I wouldn't care but he's unstable and weird and crazy so idk.

He just came out. I reaaaally need to go but 1) Is that weird and 2) he was in there for like 10 minutes. Waaaaahhh.
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I smell fake butter

funny how I used to love microwave popcorn, but now it makes my lips tingle
Trader Joe's crunchy cookie butter is crack. I want to eat it on all the things.
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K seriously, these cramps are PREPOSTEROUS!

Do you hear me, period? Go ahead and show up, but seriously get outta here with these cramps. Not cool.


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"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
My laugh is like the Nerds. Not all the way, but definitely getting there.

My former SO LOVED it. When she first met me she would tell her friends about it. Would smile at me so happy when I would laugh like that (which I only do when I'm truly having a good time).

I never laugh like that anymore. I doubt I could if I tried.

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I never laugh like that anymore. I doubt I could if I tried.
Originally Posted by Curlyminx
maybe not right now - but you'll get there again. wait and see...

i have a really deep laugh - totally out of character with my speaking voice. people tell me all the time how much they love to hear me laugh.
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ZOMG. I like to write ZOMG, because in my head I pronounce it....ZO' MY GOD. Doesn't anyone else. I also say ZO' my god in real life.
Originally Posted by murrrcat
-I say this IRL, most definitely. It's perfect in so many situations.

-The picture of that keyboard above is totally freaking me out, that is so nasty.

-I felt completely naked today going out with no eyeliner on. I feel like I look dead, but it wasn't absolutely horrifying like I thought it would be. Well, at least not for me because I didn't have to look at me like everyone else.

-I love Trader Joe's.

-It was a gorgeous 66 degrees today and I wore flip flops for the first time since last Fall and it felt so weird.

-I feel so energetic today, this is awesome. Dear Energy, please stick around.
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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I wish I could be the person on Top Chef that eats the food. I also wish I could be the person on any food show that gets to eat the food. I wish I could eat food, all day forever. That should be my career. I'll be the person taht eats the left over food that the people on tv don't eat cause you ever notice how they don't really eat the food. Ain't nobody got time for that, I don't' care how much you sampling, I'd be cleaning plates, THEM PLATES SMALL.







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Mr. Spring bought a gun safe and I am sooooooo excited to get some organizing done. I get my upstairs closet back!! And we can finally clean out the garage!!

Organizing, it speaks to me.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
I have the urge to go to target but i Hv nothing on my shopping list.... Wait! I need bottled water. How much will i spend if i go to target for water?

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I bet at least 30. ^
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I have the urge to go to target but i Hv nothing on my shopping list.... Wait! I need bottled water. How much will i spend if i go to target for water?

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Originally Posted by scrills
$50. I don't think it's possible to go to Target and spend less.
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I saw this story and it made me smile. I don't usually have nice thoughts about college fraternities, but this one is a-okay in my book.
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once I spent 15 dollars....only once.
I'm going to Target tomorrow mainly because I need deodorant so it's a given I'll spend at least $50.

Pray for me.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.




Need to go back and rewatch Recess
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ZOMG, I took the kids to Sonic after I got Danae from school. I told them they could get a soda or an ice cream cone. Davin said he wanted a soda, but as soon as he saw Danae's cone, he wanted that instead. He has literally been crying about this for almost an hour, not to mention that he threw his soda cup on the floor and it spilled everywhere.

You know that poem about the little girl with the curl in the middle of her forehead? Yeah, that's totally my son.
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"Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."--Linus, A Charlie Brown Christmas
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I'd like to join the cackler society!! I cackle all the time.

So, on Birthday Week how should one go about celebrating? Do you do it at the start of the week that your birthday falls on no matter the day? Do you start on your birthday day then celebrate for 7 full days?

Why yes I have some free time and am bored right now, why do you ask?
Originally Posted by spring1onu
birthday week = I do whatever I want, and justify it by saying it's my birthday week!! I always start it exactly seven days before...but I am intrigued by the birthday month concept.

I had cookies for breakfast today...because it's my birthday week!

today's prezzie was (look away music snobs!!) A ONE DIRECTION CD. there might have been a certain amount of squealing on my part. there also might have been some dramatic hair flipping and singing along in the car. I might be listening to the CD on full blast right now...
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made up of 98.822% silliness!!

...and I'm somehow going to be considered an adult come saturday????

CRAZY TALK.
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made up of 98.822% silliness!!

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