Saria

For gizzards? I don't think I've shared a recipe for them.

Things I really don't need to see that are currently on my FB feed:
A shiny, chocolate-glazed, penis-shaped cake from my Passion Party friend. Complete with what looks like whipped cream jizz oozing out of the tip. I can't with how so many things I really like (the chocolate being the one I care for least ) have been made into an unholy combination that makes me grimace.

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spring1onu

Ok, so this shouldn't be funny because it's about a fire in town, but since it's just vegetation and nobody got hurt it is funny.

Yet again Mr. Spring has the local police band on (wild and crazy kids over here on a Saturday night, y'all) and the dispatcher called in the fire department. Well, apparently it's a bush on fire. A burning bush. "What is the approximate size of the bush. Is it a large bush?"

And because we're perpetually 14 years old we were both giggling at all the talk of the size of the bush.

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Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.

Fifi.G

Trust me, they are getting off (snicker) the radio and laughing their as*es off, too. You become gifted at holding it together and then horse laughing out of public ear shot.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Fifi.G

We have one officer that calls me every single time I give out a call that contains the word "Daddy" in the name or address. He say's... You rang? I am always laughing on the inside when I say it. We also have fun with Sixteen Candles and Halloween references on slow nights.

It's the little things that keep you from going mad.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

curlylaura

Yay I've lost enough weight for my clothes to feel a bit loose.

Boo my gym capris are too loose and I look terrible in them.

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Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

wild_sasparilla

And of course it doesn't matter where they're looking, at any moment they could turn and see your test ZOMG, so you have to hide it like a drug deal.

Aw, I'm sorry, jeepy. RIP New Petie.

Saria, reading that Mr. Rogers story got me all choked up. I want to hug everyone involved!

Today was a fun day with my friend and partially also with my friend's mom. We had some great noodle won ton soup at a Chinese grocery store in the area that I think satisfied a craving I wasn't aware I had. I bought a pinto bean dessert cup (if anyone's curious, the pinto beans were okay, just tasted like the coconut milk they were in and all the best parts were the mung beans, tapioca and stuff around them XD) that was quite sweet but also super coconutty and full of fun textures and makes me want to go back and keep getting different dessert cups every day until I run out of options. It's a good thing this place is annoying to get to. I'm debating asking to go there on my birthday, lol! It's only a few days away and all I know is I'm gonna have my friend over and it's going to be fun. Even if all we do is sit on my couch and talk, it'll be just me and a friend and no one to tear me down, so I will be happy.

I'll be much happier if someone will trade me for my cleaning shift. Come on, people! Someone must be able to take it!

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OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.

claudine19

I am so mad at Mia/Mimi/many other nicknames that I can't even look at her. I don't know when she's getting out of the crate, but it won't be soon.

The good news is that Polly ran for the first time today! She had one stumble and got a bit of snow on her muzzle, but otherwise, she was great. I'm so happy for her.

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Dogs and nature abhor a vacuum.
http://geaugadoggy.wordpress.com

PerriP

What happened?

Sent from my SCH-I535 using CurlTalk App

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Modified CG since Dec 2011
Growing out super short cut

High porosity, fine, unknown curl type, somewhere in the 2s at the moment

Mostly low poo
Current rotation includes:

Wash: TIGI Hi Def Curls, LUSH curly wurly

Condition: EVOO mixed with any of the following: TIGI Hi Def Curls, Renpure Red, Nature's Gate Jojoba

Stylers: TIGI control freak serum, KCCC, TIGI Foxy Curls Mousse, AIF, BRHG, TIGI Manipulator, Deva Set Up and Above, TIGI Hi Def curl spray

claudine19

I'll PM you.

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Dogs and nature abhor a vacuum.
http://geaugadoggy.wordpress.com

curlylaura

Hair colour repair fail.

It's still orangey. Toners are not working. I need a neutral dark blond to cover it up now.

Stupid hair.

Damn you Perfect 10, this is all your fault for not doing what the box said you'd do!

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Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.

Fifi.G

Excellent thinking. A hairbrush is the perfect defense against a possum attempting to crawl through the key hole in your door.

(justgowithit)

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We have sunshine!! I'm happier already.

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

murrrcat

FIFi!!

Someone wrecked my car. I have no car. Long story. Tell you when I have a computer.

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Fifi.G

Oh. No.

Are you okay? Is everyone else okay?

Tell me when you can *(and let me know if you are okay and if I can do anything, sooner... please).

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When I hear terms like "hipster" I think, who told cliques they could leave high school??

Saria

I'm beginning to lose all hope that the recipient of my parcel got it or will get it. Why, international shipping, why?!

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FieryCurls

I find it amazing that I am sitting with a woman that cringes at the sight of two gay men, but she loves The Client List.

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kayb

I posted my card for the curly valentine's exchange and lard knows where it is. I'm starting to think I wrote the wrong address

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I ain't thirsty. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I don't want all of them, can I have some standards? Or do we just have to settle, for someone's who meh and will do.
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CurlyEyes

EVERYONE:

you are now reading the words of an ADULT.

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made up of 98.822% silliness!!

Saria

Happy birthday!!! I'd make you Nutella-filled donuts if I could.

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ruralcurls

Happy birthday, CE!!

xcptnl

Now you have to eat at the adult table. . Happy Birthday!!

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Central Massachusetts

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~