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saw this on twitter:

Females W/ Curly hair >>>

that's great and all but...

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Speaking of Jimmy Fallon, last time I saw my friend's hot brother (I really need to come up with a nickname for him...) I was loudly (read: obnoxiously) quoting the Jimmy Fallon EW! video in another conversation, and from across the room, I heard him say "OUTER SPESS? EW who cares?!" in my general direction (doing an impeccable impression, might I add). And inwardly I was like:

"We're soulmates!"


"He wants me."


But mostly, on the outside, I laughed way too hard at something that was only meant to be mildly funny. I probably looked like this:

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
^^^ hahahahahahahaahahhaha


I don't wanna do my homework.


My dad was like "you always have a plan how do you not have a plan" EVEN IF I HAVE A PLAN I CAN'T ACT ON MY PLAN. THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN I HAVE TO HAVE NO PLAN UNTIL I CAN DO MY PLAN. jeez


There's a method to my madness.

I got this homez.



Tomorrow I run in hell.


As the saying goes, sometimes...you gotta work out a little (aka a lot) to eat....a lot. (CAUSE I'M GOING TO THE OG TOMORROW. SALAD ON SALAD ON SALAD ON BREADSTICKS ON BREADSTICKS ON BREADSTICKS ON PASTA ON PASTA)
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I was reading a magazine and it says that when you hover over a toilet and pee you don't release your whole bladder so you're more likely to pee again later.

It also says you can't catch anything from sitting.

soooo sit the eff down and stop poop/pee exploding toilets
Originally Posted by murrrcat
Sit your butt down people. You hovercrafts make a mess.
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. ~George Carlin~

In regards to Vagazzling: They just want to get into the goods without worrying about getting scratched up by fake crystals. ~spring1onu~
My son does not get how things work around here. I told him to throw away his string cheese wrapper and he told me, "No, YOU do it." Then he slapped me in the butt.

Um, no. Guess who has some new Hot Wheels? I'll give you a hint: it's not Davin.
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My son does not get how things work around here. I told him to throw away his string cheese wrapper and he told me, "No, YOU do it." Then he slapped me in the butt.

Um, no. Guess who has some new Hot Wheels? I'll give you a hint: it's not Davin.
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
Oh, my! Inappropriateness aside, it's sorta funny.
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help!

I need all 500 apps, I refuse to delete anymore!
My son does not get how things work around here. I told him to throw away his string cheese wrapper and he told me, "No, YOU do it." Then he slapped me in the butt.

Um, no. Guess who has some new Hot Wheels? I'll give you a hint: it's not Davin.
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
Oh, my! Inappropriateness aside, it's sorta funny.
Originally Posted by redcelticcurls
The male nature is inborn, I'm discovering. LOL
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Ed Gein is a pretty interesting killer, tho he was mostly a body snatcher/grave robber not really a serial killer. But still interesting. The US has had some great serial killers but still nothing compared to other countries. And the modern day ones are disappointing. BTK killer? Pffft. Hardly even interesting.
Now Russia. Russia knows how to make some serious serial killers.
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I'm annoyed when people try to be helpful but their suggestions are so stupid.

I know people are trying to be helpful, but sometimes suggestions annoy me.

EXAMPLE ONE: My sister's Facebook post. "My sister is looking for an apartment in Central Mass. If you know of one, please email me." Then she gave the particulars. Some people knew of one. Then someone responded: Have you tried Craigslist?
WELL OF COURSE I'M LOOKING AT CRAIGSLIST! SHE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP ME OUT!!

EXAMPLE TWO: I put on Facebook: I really don't understand how it's possible that I cannot find Star Wars duct tape anywhere.
Someone responds: Have you tried Amazon?
OF COURSE I'VE TRIED THAT! DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE TRIED THAT?
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You just reminded me I saw bacon Duck (duct) tape at Lowe's yesterday.





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I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
Ed Gein is a pretty interesting killer, tho he was mostly a body snatcher/grave robber not really a serial killer. But still interesting. The US has had some great serial killers but still nothing compared to other countries. And the modern day ones are disappointing. BTK killer? Pffft. Hardly even interesting.
Now Russia. Russia knows how to make some serious serial killers.
Originally Posted by jeepcurlygurl
The two Russian serial killers I know the most about are Alexander Pichushkin (AKA "Chessboard killer) and Andrei Chikatilo (AKA "The Butcher of Rostov").

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You just reminded me I saw bacon Duck (duct) tape at Lowe's yesterday.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
i am SO calling Lowe's here to see if they have it!!!

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my dad is going to get me a car tomorrow. I mean I knew he looked at one but dang, I don't even get a yes or no. Which would be "I don't know" because i'm the world's most indecive person. But heyyy at least I will have a car, hopefully no one hits me or wrecks my car ever again.

This will be my 4th car in two years. Two totaled by Males, none were my fault (hah! take that males...youse can't drive!) (the third car was just a lemon and kept breaking down). I'm like a magnet for car disaster.


I'm still mad at that elder male who totaled my first car....that was such a good car, it was so old but it's ran better than any new car ever could.
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saria, what are your thoughts on this :

Recipe Rehab


I found it while hungry.

I'm so hungry....surprisingly because I ate everything on earth today...ya know just carbo loading.
In to work at 12:30 PM out at 1 AM. One trip to the bathroom to pee at 11 PM was the only time I stepped away.
I hate everything.
I'm sick of having to anticipate everything because everyone else is incapable of doing it. I'm sick of feeling like I'm constantly covering everyone's ass and making things as easy as possible for everyone and nobody extends that same courtesy to me. WTF I stay late and come in early so I can get screwed over while some people never have to stress any of this ****!
I always use high heat on the high air setting. If mine melted I'd freak out.
Originally Posted by spring1onu
Me too and me too!!
Originally Posted by xcptnl
I just noticed a couple of days ago that mine is melting in a couple of spots. I actually texted my husband this morning telling him that the diffuser was trying to fuse to the dryer in the soft spots.


I just sat in the locker room for a while and stared off into space because sitting is nice and getting back up is hard.
And now I've put my shirt on backwards but I don't even care. Nobody's going to see it under my coat anyway.
My son does not get how things work around here. I told him to throw away his string cheese wrapper and he told me, "No, YOU do it." Then he slapped me in the butt.

Um, no. Guess who has some new Hot Wheels? I'll give you a hint: it's not Davin.
Originally Posted by nynaeve77
OMG GURL THIS MASCULISM!!
Nip it in the bud before he turns into a male!

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