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Argh!!! Just because there are two phones in the house does not mean that you have to answer it every time it rings...particularly if the phone range twice and it has been about 7 seconds since you last heard it ring. Don't you think that means that *I* answered it??? If it is for you, I will let you know. And while we are on the topic, please put the headset on your head before you answer the darn phone!! Noone wants to hear you scramble to get the headset on and the microphone up. It is irritating. Get it together. Please.
Don't turn my words around, it pisses me off, since I know you're just trying to pick a fight.

Negative people are people that want eveyone else to be miserable, because they are miserable themselves, so they think no one should be happy. So you negative people, leave me alone, I'M HAPPY!!!!

It cracks me up when people try to make others look bad online. People are soooo tough behind a keyboard.

Don't whine in my ear about the same stupid things everyday. I draw a paycheck to work, not listen to what your girlfriend did or didn't do, your sucky life...blah blah blah. Just shut up, OK?

Don't gripe about how you don't have any money. I myself, just carry a red pen in my checkbook now! No need for a black one. Look in my checkbook at the money that's not there, and the bills that still haven't been paid. See that? Do you hear me complaining about money. Ok then. Shut up about that, too.

Ohhhhh, poor baby got a headache? I have a headache, cramps, I'm bloated and leaking. Did you hear me mention it? No, so once again, shutup.

This isn't how your mother did it, huh? Well then, GO EAT AT YOUR MOTHER'S!!!!!
MzShvy

"If we get a little crazy, blame it on the alcohol." Pat Green
I am sick and tired of short ugly guys only being attracted to me.

Don't tell me that I'm superficial and evil for not being attracted to those guys. Don't tell me personality should be the only thing that matters. You wouldn't date those guys either and you know it. Everyone is superficial for goodness sakes.

Stop asking me if I have ever straightened my hair. Its so flipping annoying.

It really pissed me off when you told me my one good feature is my curly hair. Geez.

I don't care how skinny my legs and arms are. I do have fat in my middle and on my ass. I cover it up. Don't get mad at me for complaining about it.

Don't complain about your cellulite and small boobs and ugly body and then go off and wearing a bikini.

Don't you dare tell me that I shouldn't get or even want breast implants. Every person who tells me this happens to have boobs. You have no right to tell me that. What the hell do you know about not having boobs?

Stop saying the usual "you'll have to beat guys off with a bat" and "guys will be lining up at your door for you, you just wait". People have been telling me that since I was a little kid. Guys aren't interested, simple as that.

Don't you DARE ***** at me about not going to class. You don't understand how depressed I have been this school year. You know nothing. You have no right. You are my fricking roommate.

Your boyfriend should hate you. You suspect him of cheating on you if hes talking to another PERSON while hes on the phone with you. You get mad at him if he doesnt say much on the phone. You constantly ask him in a baby voice if he loves you. You get mad at him if he is talking to you on the phone but not on the internet at the same time. You are a pathetic human being and I hope I never see you again.
Most adults are just as "juvenile" as children. Most people remain the same person they were when they were 5 years old. I'm sick of 50 year olds acting like idiots.

Just because you're 35 doesn't make you a better mother than me. I love my child more than anything and I birthed him and fed him the same way you did, so grow up.

If my father died, I would be sad, but I would also be relieved that I don't have to put up with him anymore. I would get over it.
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3b
Carlos and Carmen Vidal just had a child
A lovely girl with a crooked smile
Now they gotta split 'cause the Bronx ain't fit
For a kid to grow up in
Let's find a place they say, somewhere far away
There is no need to walk up to me and say "WOW! You're SO tall!" Thank you, Captain Obvious. I wasn't aware of that before you told me.

Don't nitpick at the way I talk. God forbid I use expressions or pronunciations characteristic of the place I'm from. Because of course your way MUST be the right way of saying it.

If I tell you about a problem I'm having, it's because I'm looking to you for support. Not because I want to hear about how my problems are nothing compared to yours.

Don't spend hours every day on the phone with your boyfriend, then complain to me that your grades suck. Study more.

Did you ever think that calling your boyfriend every night and sobbing to him about your problems (that's right, I can hear right through the wall without trying) is really the way to have any kind of relationship? Did you ever think that he's stressed out with his own work, and might want to talk to you about it? Or maybe that he would like to have a conversation, rather than just being there to affirm your self worth.

If we buy 10 oranges at the grocery store, don't eat 8 of them. That's just rude.

Close the freakin' kitchen cabinets. There is no need to leave them hanging open all the time. I'm tall. I hit my head on them.

I don't drink. Deal. Doesn't mean I don't like to have fun, just that I don't equate fun with alcohol. I personally think that I better know how to have fun than you do, since I can enjoy myself without altering my state of mind.

Stop trying to mooch homework answers off of me. I get good grades by working my a** off, which includes actually figuring out how to do the homework questions. I'm not going to give you the answers just because you don't feel like doing them.

And on that note, stop trying to pretend to be my friend just to get my homework help. We both know you wouldn't associate with me outside of class.

AAAAAHHHHH. That feels better. I might have to post again later
All your spiritual enlightenment seminars obviously didn't count for much since you turned into a hysterical psycho when your ex happily got on with his life after you demanded a divorce. If you both had spent less time trying to "find yourself" and more time being parents, your children wouldn't be such ****-ups today. If you had bothered to teach your kids the value of hard work instead if adopting the "let's give them everything we didn't have" mentality, your 20 year old, who's never held a job for more that a few months, wouldn't still need an allowance and you wouldn't have to pay all of his tuition. If you would stop playing "who can get over the divorce the fastest" and actually spend time at home, your 15 year old might not by failing her freshman year of highschool.
Eres o te haces?
Okay, here goes:

Just because I don't drive hours to see you doesn't mean I'm not involved in your life! How is it you are able to have so much patience with the prostitutes and alcoholics you work with, yet when it comes to your sister you can only say, "You better it together soon." So what if I don't want to go to church right now? That doesn't mean I love you less.

Seriously, JJ, you need to start doing your own damn geology work! And look at the stupid syllabus. It's right there! Then you wouldn't have to call me and say, "What's due tomorrow?" Dude, we aren't in high school, okay? You're 23. Get some responsibility.

To the cute boy who has been sitting one seat closer to me each class: Get some balls and ask me out! Or just sit next to me! Or just let me look at you a lot, because you are a super cutie. Plus, you make a nice distraction from homeboy down front who spits tobacco in a coffee cup and takes off his shirt to show me his tatoos.

Oh, this feels good. I'm sure I'll be back later!
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You are an evil biatch, evil. Your life must suck!
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NOTICE TO ALL MEN:

I do not decide what I am going to wear and how I do my hair to please you. So if you are not happy with the way I look, look by me. Don't look me up and down roll your eyes as if I was trying to get your attention and you have to let me know you don't like me. IT AINT ABOUT YOU.

If you do not like me the way I am. YOU ARE NOT THE MAN FOR ME. I was text messaging this guy, he told me he liked my hair better straight, it was sexier. Well then you and I could never be b/c I straighten my hair once a year. He asked if I could change that, for what? I like it. Also don't ask me why the curls are so tight and it is so big, and why can't they be looser. I think you need to deal with your issues before you step to me with another question. He also told me he doesn't like women with make up. GUESS WHAT, I have over 20 different glosses and lipsticks, and I'm learning how to play with my eyes. AGAIN, YOU ARE NOT THE MAN FOR ME.

Why can't you understand when I tell you I don't want a relationship sexual or otherwise I mean it? Don't you know when women make up their minds about sex w/ a man, that is it. YOU can't change it. That also means I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY SEX LIFE. This fool told me, eventually I will give in to it. That after spending so much time together, and eventually falling asleep at his house in his bed maybe with my clothes off, that I will just say aw he11 and do it. WHAT? Don't you know I know that is how sexual affairs start, so why would I spend all my time with you? ummm hmmm, that is what I thought. How did you find my name again? Why are you text messaging me? And then you got an attitude when I said I didn't want to meet you. And my friends wonder why I don't leave my text messanger on.

OH and fellas, if a lady glance at you, she thinks something about you is attractive. keep on stepping, it doesn't mean she is dying for you to talk to her. She could be admiring your shoes and wants to pick them up for her man. Once again, it aint about you.

Oh and I'm not a lesbian. I just chose not to deal with my emotional break up by sleeping with another man or trying to replace him. I need some me time. I've been in two back to back relationships. I've been dating since I was 20.
3b
Carlos and Carmen Vidal just had a child
A lovely girl with a crooked smile
Now they gotta split 'cause the Bronx ain't fit
For a kid to grow up in
Let's find a place they say, somewhere far away
I went to pay my parking tickets today, and today was the deadline at 5pm before they increased, or you could see the judge and have it disputed. So it was packed. Man those people had ATTITUDES. Here is a little advice for them, or anyone else like them.


1. PAY ATTENTION. the line to the right is for court, which means you DO NOT want to pay your tickets. Don't get an attitude b/ c you didn't pay attn and were in the wrong line.

2. If you are over 30 and are still a dimwit like Jsimpson, have your hubby take care of financial matters. This women kept asking everyone in line. "well I don't want to pay my ticket so do I go over there", "well what do I do". She got brave and went to the next line. When she was finished she had an attitdue and said "I could have been down here a half hour ago". See rule number 1 and next time bring a friend.

3. Don't get an attitude about the line. YOu got TWO notices MONTHS in advance about this ticket. Mail it in when you get the notices, or pay it the day BEFORE the deadline. If you got off work early today, you can get off work early two days beforehand. Or heck come in at 3 and not 445pm. If you wait to the last minute DEAL WITH IT.

4. HAVE YOUR CHECK PREPARED. Especially w/ the paid line ready. FP gives you TWO notices w/ the amount you have to pay for your tickets. DON'T get up to the counter with that same notice in your hand w/o preparing your check first. Especially if number 3 is for you.
3b
Carlos and Carmen Vidal just had a child
A lovely girl with a crooked smile
Now they gotta split 'cause the Bronx ain't fit
For a kid to grow up in
Let's find a place they say, somewhere far away
Why did my ex boyfriend call me on 2/16 for my birthday, WITH an attitude and he was cold. ummmmm did I ask you to call me. Have I talked to your trifiling ass since January. Have I made any effort to see you or run into you. yeah, I didn't think so.

Oh to the other guy I met. DON'T tell me my mother was stupid for listening to her doctor who has 15 years of school and research under her belt for having surgery first instead of Chemo. Then when I tell you her doctor reassured her the cancer would not spread once the body was opened, don't tell me you know what you are talking about with an attitude, and then say, trust me, I know. I'm sorry what do you do again? Oh thats right, you have a bio degree and went to school to be a SURGICAL TECH. So you HELP the surgeon, you DON'T diagnose the disease or make decisions. ummmmhmmmm that is what I thought.... Also don't tell me about some gadjet you made that will cure cancer, out of some holistic book. Not that I don't believe in holistic medecine, but don't disregard our own prayers, research, knowledge and doctor. It was my mother's decision not yours.

and can you have a little decorem here. You just told me that my Mother's cancer has spread and is now incurable. Also don't tell me I have severe migraines b/c I need to have a root canal. I'm sorry are you a neurosurgeon too.

Now your dumb ass wants to know why I don't want to meet you. You are a know it all, who expects to get his way, and if you don't, you go off on the women, or stop talking to them. I'll pass, I just had this experience w/ my ex. I'm not looking for another human being to control me or my mind. ANd for the last time I DON'T WANT nekkid pics of you. DAMN TRIFLING!!!!!!!

You are right miss cleeky, this feels good.

Oh I got antoher one. Why did this 24 year old try to mack me down?
He was lame too, so I had to ask him how old he thought I was. He said 22 or 23. OHHH. No wonder you think I'd be impressed that you are trying to be a rap star,and you had a gig in a gay bar in Iowa, and they want you back so they can pay you. OHHH OHHHH *raises hand and jumpes up in seat* Can I be your next video ho? WHATEVER!!! Then I told him I was 28, he asked if I had kids. When I said no, he asked if I was allergic to juicing. MF-er WHAT???? I also told him I lived in FP, he asked what side of the bridge it was on. UMMM what? then looked at me like I was stupid when I didn't get it and said it again. Oh no sweetie, you need to get out of the westside, it is not north or south it is WEST from here. Ok please stop talking to me. You already said you were trying to make conversation, and are running out of things to say. Well run your lil ass back to your own table. My beer and I are having a good time jamming to the music. PEACE. Now I have to leave, b/c you can't take a hint. Also, if you ask me to dance and I get up and dance by myself. DON'T JOIN ME. I don't like you. I'm just going to have to be blunt with people from now on.

Why do men think women, are just dying to have a man approach them?

Ummmm I'm an only child. I'm used to being by myself. I can go to a club and sit back and listen to music all nite, with out attracting attn from ANYONE.
3b
Carlos and Carmen Vidal just had a child
A lovely girl with a crooked smile
Now they gotta split 'cause the Bronx ain't fit
For a kid to grow up in
Let's find a place they say, somewhere far away
Stop going out of your way to kiss the bosses butt.
Some of us can see right through you and how you enjoy writing everyone up for breathing the wrong way.
You're short and have the oddest damn body I have ever seen.
You make me feel mean and I can't stand you.
The reason I put in for a transfer is NOT because of the hours, it's to get the heck away from YOU...
Turning 40 has made me wiser in that I am freeing my life from all the negative people.

To my crazy relatives (one in particular) Go straight to hell.
That felt good. Pms and no candy here.
Delete me please. What I considered a nice honest place to find good info has now become one big advertisement.
Have a great day!
I am sick of girls with boob jobs assuming that all small breasted girls are unhappy with their chest. Just because I am only a 32B does not mean I envy your 32DD! No I do not want them. No I am not jealous. And quite frankly, I probably think you look ridiculous. Learn to love your body for what it is. If a guy doesn't like you because you have small boobs, why on earth would you want someone so superficial? I have found plenty of men who liked my small breasts. Why is that so hard to believe? There is more to me than a set of boobs or lack thereof.

Why oh why do some people continue to have way more children than they can afford to raise? People use some birth control! If you can't afford it go to the public clinic or planned parenthood. When I was a student I used to get it there for free all the time.

And speaking of the clinic, I also got my condoms and aids testing there. People, please be responsible. Wrap it up if you're not in a long term, monogamous relationship where you trust your partner and KNOW he is clean. Don't ASSUME the other person is free of STD's.

Also, wake up people! Just because youre using condoms doesn't mean youre protecting yourself if youre performing oral sex. HELLO! Be safe! Please!

Oh yeah, please don't turn your nose up at me bc I shop at so and so a grocery store, retail store, etc. My roll of paper towels costs much less than yours even though they are exactly the same. I buy my fresh food at the nicer store, but all the rest can be bought elsewhere. This goes for all namebrand stuff. My little no name brand purse is just as functional as your stupid Prada one. Yes yours may last longer, but Im not going to buy 30 of mine over the life of yours. And even if I do, what's it to you?

I am sick of the people who complain about their weight but do nothing about it. Go to the gym, start walking, don't supersize your meal, etc.

To reiterate a point already made, feel free to flaunt it if you got it, but don't flaunt it if you don't. Yes I wear midriffs, but I also don't have rolls to hide.

Also, don't hate on me when I go out without a bra on. My boobs don't sag. So what if it gets cold and my nipples show sometime. If the shirt is really thin, I'll wear a bra, but sometimes its just too damn hot in Fl.
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Originally Posted by GuardianB
I am perfect.
- February 25, 2004

Aya. That's Aya spelled backwards.

Barack Obama for President in 2008!
please stop driving so freaking fast...you can't be in that big of hurry, and I'm not in that big of a hurry to die because of your crazed need to be somewhere. It also might help to let people over sometimes and check your blind spot. Look around at the world sometimes, you might actually discover some beauty.

please stop pointing out my habbits when yours are just as bad as mine. you are not the perfect invincible bad ass you think you are. in fact, i greatly dislike you, so please stop talking to me all together.

if you say you're going to call me, bloody call me.

although I am happy for you and your new found love, i do not want here about it every freaking day, especially in my current single state. and i reeealllyy don't want to hear about every little detail of your sex life.

don't hate me because i'm beautiful..... j/k

and by the way, hello to all you nice people at naturallycurly.com. may the curls prevail...or something like that.
we left behind the busy crowd, so it seems we slow down, meet me with a way out through the lies. nowhere going nowhere in the fake yellow light...our weakness is the same. we need poison sometimes. - ten, jimmy eat world
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Don't call my house and when I answer the phone say to me, "Who's this?"

You called MY number. Figure it out.
*slam dunk*

Sorry, I broke a rule, but this is my *biggest* pet peeve!!!

If you call my house, you have 2 1/2 seconds to identify yourself, and if you fail to do so, I will hang up on you...I don't care if you are the friggin' president or Harry Connick, Jr.
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If you call my house, you have 2 1/2 seconds to identify yourself, and if you fail to do so, I will hang up on you...I don't care if you are the friggin' president or Harry Connick, Jr.
Harry Connick, Jr. DID call me on the phone once! (I've told this story here before, I just laughed at the image of picking up the phone and he being on the other line...because it DOES happen )
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Jeez Christopher Columbus! I forgot about that!

Still, if he called my house and the first thing out of his mouth was, "Who's this?"...I'd hang up. The last time I lingered on the phone to wait for the person to say who it was, all I heard was, "Do you masterbate every time?". Then, of course, I had to go lock all of my doors.
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To my stupid best guy friend: stop telling me that I am going to have 14 cats and scare all the neighborhood children when I "grow up". Its not going to happen. I hate cats...they friggin' smell (even though I have one...but she's the last cat I'll ever have).

Oh yeah...and just because I'm thin doesn't mean I think I have a good body or I have a good body, because I don't...but I'm okay with that.

Just because I just order soup for lunch, doesn't mean that it is all I'm eating. I have 2 or 3 sandwiches and a whole lot of other crap in my car.

Just because I transferred to a public college, doesn't mean I am a despicable person. I'm sorry that you can't allow yourself to be my best friend anymore because of the school I attended.

Please don't call me up or send me a card just when you want to brag about your wonderful life. I don't care. Also, if you hear that I am doing well for myself one day, don't try to make friends with me again. I know how shallow you are, and I don't want someone like that in my life.

I like you a lot...you are one of my best friends, but you are a drunken pill-popping stick in the mud. Everyone tells me you have a problem and that I should say something to you, but I don't, because it would probably be useless...and its really none of my business if you want to do this to yourself.

To all the people who say that I have 80s hair because I wear it natural...**** off! If we were trapped on a desert island, my hair would be the same...its not a style, its the way my hair is.

To all the guys I purposely ignore: I get it...you are better than me, but I don't like you, anyway, so its a win-win. I'm sorry that you can't imagine that someone so lowly as me doesn't think you are everything a man should be.
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Oh yeah...Just because I'm fugly doesn't mean that I'm a lesbian, or that I hate/am jealous of attractive people. If I said that I hate you because of your appearance, I was just joking...in a playful way. Sorry you didn't get that.

I don't hate you for any reason...In fact, I've always liked you until you started acting like a *****...That has nothing to do with what you look like. If you weren't sticking your nose where it didn't belong, we wouldn't be where we are now.
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I am not anorexic, I am just naturally thin. Don't know why, so stop making stupid comments about my weight.

No I will not take you out and buy your lunch just because you are a supervisor. You look like one of those weasles on the Roger Rabbit movie. And don't even think about threatening my job or you will have a big Poopus to deal with.

We are a team so stop forcing YOUR solutions down everyones throats, we do not all feel the same way you do, and those that kiss your bum are just sniveling little followers who think you can actually 'do' something for them.

Have some patience with the senior citizens we deal with and stop talking to them like they are children. They have forgotten more than you will ever know and even if they are grumpy, they DESERVE your respect.

Keep your dog and rotten children out of my yard. You are the worst neighbors I have ever known, the whole neighborhood agrees with me, and we are currently all planning an angry mob scene at your front door.

AND CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT!!

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