I mentioned that I have to get online for a while to tend to my social life. I was told that I was pitiful. Nah. Just don't really want to make friends or really do anything beyond work or home. I enjoy spending time with my family. I don't feel the need for anyone else.
The sun is going to rise and I am going to feel even worse and for the love of all that is holy, why do I do this? It's not friday - this isn't okay even when it is friday - I wasn't even doing anything important - nocturnal is not the human way. No. It just isn't. Get off the freaking internet. Stop fearing people in the dorm bathroom judging you for going in there and getting ready for bed while they are getting ready for the day because it'll just happen even later. Stop relating to that insomniac blogger and being like "yay misery loves company" because misery is still miserable when more misery gloms on and makes a big ol' blob of misery. No contributing to damn blobs anymore, okay? Not having that. Not even gonna think about how little sense this post will make in the full light of day. How are you going to make any sense in the, um, this is the morning already...GRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Oh my.... Damn you clean & clear continuous control, why did I buy you?! You worked marvelous yesterday and today you Fu(ked my face up!!! Not even after 2 min of use my face particularly around the mouth turned a bright red, then it began to itch. My forehead is dry although I've put lotion on and it itches like crazy, I think a rash maybe on it's way. I dunno wat to do hopefully in an hr it goes away ughhhhhhh, I wanna rip my face off.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo
No contributing to damn blobs anymore, okay? Not having that.
I find this amusing. Also, self: WHAT DID I JUST FREAKING SAY [yesterday]?!?!?!
Why why why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you stayed up till not even Dracula would still call it night because you wanted to finish those archives of the insomniac blogger? Are you HIGH and you just forgot to tell the smart parts of your brain what you've been smoking?? The blogger cannot feel the solidarity. You can feel this headache. You will also feel sad tomorrow when there will be no brunch for you because you were too much of a doofus to go to bed at a time that does not make you question your sanity.
You know all that work you have to do? Alllll that work that you need to devote hours and hours and hours to and that you fear may not fit in the weekend as it is? Yeah, about that...you're going to be either dying of The Groggy or sleeping away most of tomorrow, and if you don't go to the Murder Mystery Tea Party, Awesome Hostess will kick your ass, so there's that. What are you going to do with your hair, anyway? Are we going to have to go out with that "I put my hair in a bun because I ran out of good conditioner and patience" look again? Sometimes, self, I don't think you like me very much.