har har. it's also not funny because said person knows my cat Fluffy got hit by a car last year.
it's just annoying to have someone commenting repeatedly about something like hair...move onto something else. tell me my a$$ looks smoking in my new jeans, or these stiletos make my legs 1 mile long, or my new pink shirt with the braided belt looks fabu....anything really. I'm not picky or fishing...
You are a POS. I'm sick and tired of you renting space in this building. I wish you would move out!
1. Ants in the men's room is something you can handle. I'm a woman. I'm not a man, nor am I the exterminator. Just as possible that it is for me to spray, it is just as simple for you to spray.
2. If you insist that you don't want the lights turned off upstairs when you are still here at the end of the day, don't be an ******* and turn the lights off up there. Your quip about getting downstairs before I mention it is beyond aggravating.
3. Your sideways comments about the cleanliness of the car parked next to you is tired. You swear that the dirt from her car is going to get on your old ass sorry car.
4. When I tell you that the owner of the building is on the phone, it isn't your mother ****ing cue to knock and open. I hope you know that the owner is off the phone and is not getting a hold of you because you are an ass.
I wish you knew what your secretaries say about you.
Oh! And if you think your secretaries didn't tell what you say about the girls in the office, you are sorely mistaken.
The girl that no longer takes your incoming calls.
Mix of 3s, thick, coarse, medium porosity
Current hair styling technique: rake with a scrunch at the end. (works with my coarse hair)
You are a huge p*ssy, CTOAC—excuse me, sorry. P*ssies are powerful; they can take a pummeling and spit out a brand-new human being. What you are, CTOAC, is weak, vulnerable, easily manipulated, and far too sensitive for your own good.
What you are is a ball-sack.
I got a nice little whack to my ego yesterday, when I was told by the best friend of my ex that seeing me was his attempt to be more successful with women, instead of always trying for the type above who (and I do quote): "could have anyone, Ninja. You're just not a cover girl like he was used to pursuing."
Gosh, thanks! Heaven knows my ego is in such good shape these days that I f-ing needed to hear that.
(Oh, and he --- the ex--- wants to help me find writing work, but is afraid what his new girlfriend would do, since she's jealous of his past relationships. Nice!)[/quote]
That guy deserves the ******* of the day award! And trust me, that girl wouldn't be considered half as hot as she is if she didn't have fake boobs, fake blonde hair and fake tanned/leathery skin. I swear some guys see blonde hair and big boobs and go stupid. Blonde hair and big boobs doesn't make you automatically pretty/hot or whatever. Hold your head up ninja, because you are way better than that!