Say It. I Dare You. - Page 514

ninja dog · 05-11-2010, 03:11 PM

Oh! I know what you mean now! Just like, the thought of them makes you nauseous?

I get that.

automaticflowers · 05-12-2010, 12:05 AM

I can't even... just...

Be a f*cking grownup. Seriously. Man up and make phone calls yourself instead of instructing me to do it. I'm not your god damn secretary and I have enough people giving me orders at work.

"Well, I guess we won't get our light fixed, then."

Nope, I guess we won't.

redcelticcurls · 05-12-2010, 01:23 AM

WTH is wrong with you? Your apathy is really getting on my last nerve.

kenzie! · 05-12-2010, 05:38 AM

I've just heard 2 of the sweetest stories ever. I feel all squelchy inside....

mandatoryfun · 05-12-2010, 05:41 AM

I turned on a Top 40 station on Pandora because I have no idea what the kids are listening to these days. To my pleasant surprise, it's all Top 40 songs from the 90s. So, so sweet!

Befrizzled · 05-12-2010, 08:14 AM

Note to self: If I wake up at 7, just get up. If I go back to sleep thinking I'm still tired and have a ton of time, expect the sleep will suck because of the vivid and unpleasant dreams.

This round included:
• Getting into a car accident with a Domino's delivery vehicle, but the driver leaving the scene and me having to chase them while on the phone with the cops.
• My mother having a stroke and the 911 operator being a condescending ***** and not sending out an ambulance. I record the conversation and tell her I'm reporting her, demand to speak to a supervisor, then eventually hang up and call back to get someone else. A couple days later, the 911 operator sues me for being mean.
• I'm young and broke and get pregnant, even though I'm on birth control. Even better, I get pregnant AGAIN while I'm already carrying the first kid. My mother and brother turn against me. Another baby, female, takes a sexual interest in me. Ugh.

And now I'm exhausted because going through all that is pretty draining. I don't know how my brain comes up with this stuff. Well, the last one was probably because I've been watching "!6 and Pregnant." But still.

ninja dog · 05-12-2010, 08:34 AM

Too much "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" makes me feel stoned. In a bad way.

Stephanie198907 · 05-12-2010, 10:51 AM

- thank god for technology. This couldn't have come at a better time. My hobbies are too expensive.

-Who the hell fishes in a man made lake? I hate to tell you this but, there are no fish! I could see if you were teaching a little one how to fish or just killing time but you actually have all of your gear with you like your expecting to catch the "big one". Get on 59 and drive south for another hour if you want to catch fresh fish. Although we do have turtles in the swamp behind the house if your in the mood for reptile.

-Why the big budget? It's not that hard.

-to the dumbasses in the other neighborhood trying to have the alligators removed, they were there first. You're the one who had your house built around the lake where big ass signs were posted saying beware of gators. Why now? They weren't a problem when you first moved in. Now that fluffy or whatever the f.uck your dog's name was is missing it's time for them to go? whatever.

SarcasmIsBeauty · 05-12-2010, 11:06 AM

I hate being sick, I better get well in time for graduation this weekend!

Curlyminx · 05-12-2010, 11:10 AM

I really wish that sometimes you could give me the benefit of the doubt.

I wanted to eat breakfast this morning too punk! But I guess I should have run out the door for your meal, and I could just eat it an hour later.... cold.

ninja dog · 05-12-2010, 01:13 PM

Scrills is nice.

curlylaura · 05-12-2010, 03:13 PM

I give up, I'm going to bed.

The New Black · 05-12-2010, 03:42 PM

I think a penis (having one on my person) would just get in my road.

ninja dog · 05-12-2010, 03:48 PM

A penis would be annoying, but balls would be even worse.

kenzie! · 05-12-2010, 03:51 PM

Ninja, have you ever seen the little gold balls that some guys stick on the back of their cars, usually a pickup truck with a hitch?? Theres a douchebag that lives a few streets over with a bumper sticker that says "I Have Solid Gold Balls" and he has a little metal ball-sack hanging from the hitch....

Stephanie198907 · 05-12-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenzie!

Ninja, have you ever seen the little gold balls that some guys stick on the back of their cars, usually a pickup truck with a hitch?? Theres a douchebag that lives a few streets over with a bumper sticker that says "I Have Solid Gold Balls" and he has a little metal ball-sack hanging from the hitch....

truck nuts? I want some.

The New Black · 05-12-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja dog

A penis would be annoying, but balls would be even worse.

Yeah!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenzie!

Ninja, have you ever seen the little gold balls that some guys stick on the back of their cars, usually a pickup truck with a hitch?? Theres a douchebag that lives a few streets over with a bumper sticker that says "I Have Solid Gold Balls" and he has a little metal ball-sack hanging from the hitch....

I've seen 'em. So not cool.

WileE-Dead · 05-12-2010, 04:08 PM

Code:

don't come to Tejas....

Hubby is lovin that sex position w/s

05-12-2010, 04:12 PM

i'm allergic to nuts

ninja dog · 05-12-2010, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenzie!

Ninja, have you ever seen the little gold balls that some guys stick on the back of their cars, usually a pickup truck with a hitch?? Theres a douchebag that lives a few streets over with a bumper sticker that says "I Have Solid Gold Balls" and he has a little metal ball-sack hanging from the hitch....

Not only have I seen them, but I inadvertently drove some around when I borrowed a neighbor's truck to go play Scrabble in a tournament at a local church. And then when I went to the Gyno for my annual, and I drove it again!