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Note to self: If I wake up at 7, just get up. If I go back to sleep thinking I'm still tired and have a ton of time, expect the sleep will suck because of the vivid and unpleasant dreams.
Originally Posted by Befrizzled
This happens to me, too, when I sleep in too late, especially if I wake up and go back to sleep! Sorry you had such unpleasant and complex dreams - whenever I wake up from dreams like that, I feel like I haven't slept at all.
Ninja, have you ever seen the little gold balls that some guys stick on the back of their cars, usually a pickup truck with a hitch?? Theres a douchebag that lives a few streets over with a bumper sticker that says "I Have Solid Gold Balls" and he has a little metal ball-sack hanging from the hitch....
Originally Posted by kenzie!
Not only have I seen them, but I inadvertently drove some around when I borrowed a neighbor's truck to go play Scrabble in a tournament at a local church. And then when I went to the Gyno for my annual, and I drove it again!
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

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I want to smack you, but of course, I'll be weak & wanna fuuuuuck yer brains out.........meh
Oh my goodness, she got on my nerves. I'm happy she left.
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Suddenly, miraculously, your mood has dramatically improved. Huh.

Lookit, I'm not an idiot. Yes, I am an emotionally sensitive person, which can at times be a liability. But the upside: I can also read you [and everyone else] like a freaking book. I can see what's going on here: you're happy about this turn of events. It ain't rocket science.

So, please, spare me the histrionics. Spare me the lamenting. It's ******** and we both know it.

All you care about is how you look and your self-perception as this laid-back guy who's so great, who everyone loves. When in reality you're anything but. You made a woman cry at your work last week. That's not what a "guy who everyone loves" does, mmmmkay?

You remind me of something I read recently:
" and the faux-genial manner that American petty tyrants cultivate."
Yup. That's YOU.
You want how much money?!

Oh my god!

Today has turned out to be very expensive. But at least my hair looks good.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Note to self: If I wake up at 7, just get up. If I go back to sleep thinking I'm still tired and have a ton of time, expect the sleep will suck because of the vivid and unpleasant dreams.
Originally Posted by Befrizzled
This happens to me, too, when I sleep in too late, especially if I wake up and go back to sleep! Sorry you had such unpleasant and complex dreams - whenever I wake up from dreams like that, I feel like I haven't slept at all.
Originally Posted by badgercurls
I rarely sleep through the night, so this happens a lot after I fall back asleep at 4 or 5. I should keep a dream journal just because they get so WEIRD.
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I just watched a girl in the student union leave her computer, messenger bag and tote bag for 15 minutes to go downstairs to buy a muffin. I wonder if she actually thought the muffin was worth risking her belongings. People DO steal stuff here. I had plenty of time to do it. I just don't understand.
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Ooo, saturdays not that far away now. Under eye filler coming soon! Eek!
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
Note to self: If I wake up at 7, just get up. If I go back to sleep thinking I'm still tired and have a ton of time, expect the sleep will suck because of the vivid and unpleasant dreams.
Originally Posted by Befrizzled
This happens to me, too, when I sleep in too late, especially if I wake up and go back to sleep! Sorry you had such unpleasant and complex dreams - whenever I wake up from dreams like that, I feel like I haven't slept at all.
Originally Posted by badgercurls
I rarely sleep through the night, so this happens a lot after I fall back asleep at 4 or 5. I should keep a dream journal just because they get so WEIRD.
Originally Posted by Befrizzled
Ohhhh! I get these too!

I had one the other day that I was pregnant and my best friend was the father (he's male, so at least that part made sense....) and I got pregnant in April, and we just found out in May, and the baby was due in July. And the baby had to have a baby coat and hand-knitted cashmere socks or it would die! So we spent all of our time looking for a baby coat and hand-knitted cashmere socks....but we couldn't find them anywhere so the baby was going to die. And then we decided to go to wal-mart to check just one last time, even though I hate wal-mart and...THERE WAS A BABY COAT AND THE SOCKS!! But right then my water broke and a helicopter came into the store and took me to the hospital, so we couldn't get the coat or the socks....so our baby died.

I woke up and I was like....WTF?! The worst part is that it was super-vivid and believable....I was bewildered for the rest of the day.....
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.

This happens to me, too, when I sleep in too late, especially if I wake up and go back to sleep! Sorry you had such unpleasant and complex dreams - whenever I wake up from dreams like that, I feel like I haven't slept at all.
Originally Posted by badgercurls
I rarely sleep through the night, so this happens a lot after I fall back asleep at 4 or 5. I should keep a dream journal just because they get so WEIRD.
Originally Posted by Befrizzled
Ohhhh! I get these too!

I had one the other day that I was pregnant and my best friend was the father (he's male, so at least that part made sense....) and I got pregnant in April, and we just found out in May, and the baby was due in July. And the baby had to have a baby coat and hand-knitted cashmere socks or it would die! So we spent all of our time looking for a baby coat and hand-knitted cashmere socks....but we couldn't find them anywhere so the baby was going to die. And then we decided to go to wal-mart to check just one last time, even though I hate wal-mart and...THERE WAS A BABY COAT AND THE SOCKS!! But right then my water broke and a helicopter came into the store and took me to the hospital, so we couldn't get the coat or the socks....so our baby died.

I woke up and I was like....WTF?! The worst part is that it was super-vivid and believable....I was bewildered for the rest of the day.....
Originally Posted by kenzie!
That's the worst part! These dreams can really mess up your day.
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WTH is going on with my skin? I'm breaking out like a teenager. Seriously --- every time I look in the mirror, there's a new zit. It goes away overnight, only to be replaced the following day.

The f...?
What an insanely immature argument coming from an adult. I'm embarrassed for you.
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Hi, misspam!

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I hate Leo Burnett's website. It's supposed to be creative, but I just find it baffling and hard to navigate.

A pox on thee, Leo Burnett!
Hi, misspam!
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Hi, ninja dog! What's shakin'?
RIP, Spunky. You weren't my dog, but you were sweet. Visiting A's family won't be the same without you.
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Hi, misspam!
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Hi, ninja dog! What's shakin'?
Originally Posted by misspam
My flabby knees. You?
Hi, misspam!
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Hi, ninja dog! What's shakin'?
Originally Posted by misspam
My flabby knees. You?
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Hopefully, one of these at 5 o'clock............


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