Say It. I Dare You.

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Why do NO STORES sell NORMAL looking, one-piece swim suits? That's all I want! Just something simple, one color, with padding. I don't need one to make me look skinnier, or enhance my boobs, or transport me back to the 80's, OR to make me look like a grandma.

I. just. want. a. fricking. plain. swimsuit.

"And death is at your doorstep
And it will steal your innocence
But it will not steal your substance
But you are not alone in this"

“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” - Tina Fey
I can't believe this is happening. please let this be a dream this is so unfair.
There's a mosquito hiding somewhere in my house --- I saw it --- and it's the biting kind.

I know it's going to get me before morning.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Here's why.
Originally Posted by arpinatefox
Arpinate, I'm starting to wonder about you. Am I on your isht list?
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Wut?

A celebrity lookalike photo, and icecream man rant, and some quaint west-african folklore?

Interesting happenstances, that's all. I'll refrain anything in future.
I have the nastiest PMS breakout of my life.

If there is a god, he is a misogynist.
Rock Chalk Baby!! If you aren't from Kansas, you just won't understand!

Dame Kenz Matilda Jayhawk-Rocksalt, heir to the family diamonds.
Go to bed,
Go to bed,
You sleepyhead,
Go to bed
GO TO BED!
Originally Posted by Speckla
Okay, okay, I'm going!

[Thanks for the coincidental kick-in-the-pants, Speck.]
OMG, LOOK!!

...It's a siggie.
I can't believe I did that. This feels so wrong. my poor baby, i'm so sorry.

ok, really need to calm down.
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Originally Posted by arpinatefox
Arpinate, I'm starting to wonder about you. Am I on your isht list?
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Wut?

A celebrity lookalike photo, and icecream man rant, and some quaint west-african folklore?

Interesting happenstances, that's all. I'll refrain anything in future.
Originally Posted by arpinatefox
I'm sorry ---- I misunderstood. Feel free to carry on.
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Would I be happier if I had a dog, or taught one of my dogs, to dance with me to "Achy Breaky Heart"?

I suspect so.
So, apparently me telling you I'm hurting and having a really rough time is an invitation for you to kick me when I'm down. Really? Is that necessary? Could you...um...please stop? Please?
2c/3a, fine, low-med porosity, below BSL, mod CG since 9/09

"
I'm fairly certain that given a cape and a nice tiara, I could save the world." - Leigh Standley
Thank you, TRBL.
At the very least douchebag is leaving after this week comes to an end.
Oh yeah, yesterday after I had gotten something to drink from a server, he was doing his usual "where's mine" routine. He joked if only the Latinos, the brown people, got drinks. Since I was there he said "look, I'm using my white privilege".
I resisted the urge to point out that being able to joke about white privilege is a pretty good example of it and just ignored his dumb ass.
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What a schmuck. ^

I'm sorry that an artist --- and Queen --- like yourself has to put up with this.
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So, apparently me telling you I'm hurting and having a really rough time is an invitation for you to kick me when I'm down. Really? Is that necessary? Could you...um...please stop? Please?
Originally Posted by kasden
Uh oh.
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So, my puppy just heard me talk to the cat through the window screen, came racing over, banged her head on the sill, bounced to the floor, sneezed, and shook herself.

Now she's back on the couch.
do you ever get to record this stuff ninj? that sounds high-larious
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy
I'm so happy! My parents are visiting for a few days, and my sister is staying with me until the end of July!
"Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest."--Linus, A Charlie Brown Christmas
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My fotki: http://public.fotki.com/nynaeve77/
Password: orphanannie
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do you ever get to record this stuff ninj? that sounds high-larious
Originally Posted by TRBL
I should, but what if it looked like animal abuse on YT?
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Yay for nynaeve!
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checkbook, I concede defeat. I have little understanding why that double deduction/single credit/whole-big-mess has caused this debacle, but it has, and I've learned this lesson: if Sherry at the bank says the balance is x, then Sherry at the bank is right.
I have an awesome night planned for tomorrow omg omg omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Eilonwy
Okay, it was awesome.
Four tests later, something comes back wrong. Finally some answers. But $116 for 10 or 11 days of meds that'll cure something that's likely to come back?! I'll wait the extra week and go through mail order to pay $70. Doc still wants me to have the expensive test and said she's wave her fee, but that still leaves three other bills from it.

Getting healthy is too freaking expensive.
Under construction.
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I killed it! It hummed near my ear and I got it!

Now every little part of me itches, just from that one millisecond of buzzing.

Yay, you got the bloodsucker!

And Eilonwy, do tell! (if it is printable, hehe)
btw.. now that it has been brought to my attention where I remember your name from, I think "crunchings and munchings, munchings and crunchings" all.the.time!
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy

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