Say It. I Dare You.

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D, I love you with all my heart. I may spend to much time on this computer but don't try and make it seem like something it is not. I am there when ever you ask or call. I would sometimes just rather sit and laugh with or at people that I never have to see than sit and watch a tv show that I don't care for with no conversation or same one we had yesterday. Right now I am leaving to pick you up right on time as usual. We have 1hr a day of just us to talk serious or play on the rides in and home. Because you don't understand this thing I enjoy don't make me feel guilty about it.
~Two friends, one soul inspired~ anonymous
This one's a sports reference:
NEVER SAY "they beat themselves"! It doesn't happen. No team ever beats themselves. They can play terribly, but the other team must have played better. Face it, your team was lousy. They can't possibley beat themselves!!!

Chew with your mouth closed!! Especially when you're eating chips. I dont want to hear you chew your food. If you take a bite out of a chip, you can do it with your mouth closed around the chip. It does not have to be open!!

Stop whining about every little thing. The fans in this city aren't so much worse than any other city, just because you dont like the team. If people aren't as polite here as they are in the south, get over it! If people aren't in the mood to chat, they dont have to. No one likes rudeness, but just because they dont always act happy to see you, doesnt mean that everyone here sucks.

Every time I see you, I dont want to hear you complaining! Dont complain that you didnt get to go to Hawaii again this year for christmas. Dont go for 6 trips this year and then complain that you cant go on a 7th. Dont say that you cant understand how people dont have money to do things. Some people dont have mommy and daddy to give them money all the time. Some people are in debt from college, weddings, and other necessary expenses. Just because they didnt' have parents to pay for it for them, doesn't make them less of people because of their debt.

Dont always talk about how much debt you're in when you're making a lot of money owning your own buisness. It's not my fault you didnt pay your taxes and you have none automatically deducted. It's not my fault you're remodelling your entire house at the same time instead of doing one thing at a time. Just because you make bad decisions, I dont want to hear about it.

Dont say how bad it is for the father when his wife is having a baby. I dont care if you almost passed out from watching it. The wife is the one doing it!! Dont say that watching the needles from the epi was bad. The wife is the one who's getting them. Dont say that the wife will get through it because she has to, but it's rough for the father.

Dont complain that you're not having enough sex right after your wife had a baby. Maybe it's a little sore for her. maybe she's in a lot of pain. Maybe your pleasures aren't that important right now. Stop thinking only of yourself!!!!

Thanks, I feel better now.

If you dont like it here, move. you're the one who moved here in the first place. we dont want you here either.

Stop jumping to conclusions when you read someone's post. If you think what they say is insulting, ask them about it. It might just need clarification. Dont jump down their throats.
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Okay, here goes...

1. Don't bother asking, begging or squeegeeing. I will not give you money. EVER. I work too hard and pay too much in taxes to support your *choice* to live on the streets and outside of society's rules and responsibilities. This beautiful country of ours has some of the generous social programs in the world. Please allow them to help you.

2. Free healthcare should not give you the right to neglect your body. Nor does it give you the right to abuse the people who are working hard to help you even though you appear to have no desire to help yourself.

3. Yes, my husband is a doctor. I don't care how much money (you think) he makes - he earns every penny of it. Walk one day in his shoes and you'll understand that. Until you show me that you are capable of even a fraction of the skill, dedication and responsibility that he shows every single day, I have no interest in your opinion on the matter.

4. Grow up. You are not going to die if you get a C in my course. Just because you have never encountered a challenge before doesn't mean I'm going to lower my standards for you. Be an adult and rise to the occasion. Or get the h*ll out of my classroom. I'm interested in teaching people who are interested in learning.

5. At some point you are going to be judged on aptitude and not just on effort. As much as it hurts to hear it, you need to rethink your career choice.
Join Date: Oct 2003
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You're really full of **** now.

You've never seen me, so you really don't know the truth.

Are there any straight guys here? NOPE!

All these girls you talk about...FAKE!

Don't tell me you have better things to do...Just you being here tells me you really don't. Everyone here is a loser in some sort of wouldn't hang out in a place like this...they're out doing things and living life and actually being productive at work...or going out to lunch with friends, which I'm sure a lot of you don't really have.

You think you are BETTER now! New and improved? You sound as if you are high as a KITE...all the're not even a real person anymore.
Do not ask me if I've lost weight. Just say something like "you look nice" and that covers all the bases.

Do not ask "why you gotta be like that?" and not explain what "that" is. Just because my sense of humor is not your sense of humor does not mean I angry and depressed.

Speaking of which - yes, 8 years ago, I was very angry and depressed. I wanted to die, more than anything else in the world. Please stop reminding me of my "angry phase" because I don't like thinking about all my suicidal plans. I got over it, but like all emotional scars, I will always know what it was like to be depressed.

I work very hard for my good grades, and yes, I am proud of them. I am also proud of my clean room, my ability to cook, my pretty hair, my beautiful skin, and artistic ability. Don't try to make me feel bad about being good at something. I've worked for all of it.
Location: Napa, CA
I will relax my hair if I want to. You donít have to try to fix this mess every day so you donít get to choose if I should keep it curly or straight so keep your opinions to your self.

If youíre ugly donít post your picture.

If you say something stupid donít get mad if someone jumps on you

I donít care if you are depressed take a freaking pill and get over it.

Your father died he did not abandon you. Okay so you may have thought that when you were little, but you are 30 years old now, for god sakes get over it.
Do you have to cry each time someone talks about their dad? Again you are 30 years old get over it.

The boy is gay; he will always be gay, move on.

I will use the lords name in vain whenever I darn well please if you donít like it too darn bad.

Bush is an idiot and yes he stole the election. I did not vote for him, will not vote for him.

Just because you donít have a personal stake in a particular social issue doesnít mean you should not care what happens to others. One day it will be your turn to be affected by the erosion of our civil liberties.

I donít have to agree with you. I donít think you are funny or insightful and half the time you are guilty of the same stuff you accuse others of doing. I have a feeling you are probably obnoxious in real life.

Will you please loosen up a littleÖ a disagreement is not a personal attack. The word
a s s is not offensive (everyone has one) and posting a spoiler should not get you banned
Feel free to stay with your husband who is abusing you. I honestly don't care. But the minute he lays a finger on those kids, you should be out the door. And if you stay, BOTH should be in jail.

Obamacare is not a blueprint for socialism. You're thinking of the New Testament. ~~ John Fugelsang

For my high school seniors: I TOLD you this was a college class. If you don't do the reading, you will not do well on your papers. I don't really care that you've always made As without working. That's partly because our expectations are too low. Well, welcome to college. Yes, this class is hard, but for once, you'll have a B you earned, rather than an A someone gave you.

To all of those people who say stupid things about infertility: Who the hell are you to decide that maybe God doesn't want me to be a parent? Last time I checked, He was not sharing His job description with you. I cannot deal with you, with your 5 kids and who-knows-how-many grandkids, telling me how I'm supposed to deal with my feelings. I will work through this; it will work out the way it's supposed to, but you DO NOT understand how I feel, you will NEVER understand how I feel, and you should SHUT THE HELL UP.

To all of those people who keep asking when we're going to have kids: I do not feel like announcing to the world that my husband has no sperm count. I do not feel like telling how much I want kids, or how long we've tried, or what course of action we're considering. If you are not a close, personal friend, how is this your business?
When someone walks into your home and it smells like you own a dog or cat, it's time to do some serious cleaning. I'm afraid to sit down on your sofa because there's damn hair everywhere! Will you vaccum a little, please? Buy a lint brush so you don't go out in public covered in hair like that? It's absolutely disgusting. I love dogs and cats but I'm so damn allergic. Don't resent me if I can't get near you or don't want you in my house.
To all of those people who say stupid things about infertility: Who the hell are you to decide that maybe God doesn't want me to be a parent? Last time I checked, He was not sharing His job description with you. I cannot deal with you, with your 5 kids and who-knows-how-many grandkids, telling me how I'm supposed to deal with my feelings. I will work through this; it will work out the way it's supposed to, but you DO NOT understand how I feel, you will NEVER understand how I feel, and you should SHUT THE HELL UP.

To all of those people who keep asking when we're going to have kids: I do not feel like announcing to the world that my husband has no sperm count. I do not feel like telling how much I want kids, or how long we've tried, or what course of action we're considering. If you are not a close, personal friend, how is this your business?
Originally Posted by kmonster
I'm breaking a rule here but you are not alone KM. If you ever need to talk or need someone to vent with, you can PM me. I've been to hell and back, so I know exactly how you feel.
Everyone should be required to work an entry level job dealing with the public before granted the PRIVILEDGE of attending college.

The purpose of college is to get an education. If you think classes are a waste of your time, you could save Mommy and Daddy a lot of money by dropping out now. A grade of 'D' should not be enough to pass. Even a 'C' is pushing it.

I am sick and tired of hearing parents ***** and moan about the rising cost of tuition and how in the world are they going to pay for little Johnny's tuition, SUV, and cell phone required for his college experience. There is such a thing as student loans, and such a thing as working while attending college. If your child actually cares about getting an education, he/she may actually apply themself and be eligible for a scholarship in addition. You should count yourself priviledged to be in a position to even consider footing the bill for your child's education.

Likewise, it should not reflect poorly on my parents that I work two jobs while attending college. I do not feel I deserve a free ride from anyone, least of all the exceptional people who funded my upbrigning, and who are still paying back their own student loans.

Please refrain from putting trash into the clearly marked recepticles meant to contain paper to be recycled.

I take pride in my work ethic and in doing a good job. I do not think I get paid to slack off. I do not care if you want to slack on the clock, but please don't think I am insane for actually wanting to get work done while I am at work.

Yes, I smoke. I am fully aware of the consequences of my life choice. I also drink coffee. As well, I am fully aware of the teeth-yellowing effect of both of my said vices.

I don't care how great your bod is, there exists no ass-crack that is attractive. Also, I do not wish to see your love handles or back fat being squeezed from the top of your inappropriately low fashionable pants. That goes for belly fat, as well.

Just because I look foreign and/or 'ethnic' to you does not mean I want to share my heritage. It is NOT an appropriate pick-up line to ask a woman what her race is. I don't see you asking the black woman at the next table 'what are you?'

What a great thread.
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To certain customers:
I don't appreciate being treated like an idiot. Just because I'm serving you does not mean I'm stupid.
There is absolutely no need to be rude to me when I'm being incredibly polite, friendly and efficient.
It's unbelievable you have the cheek to bring something back you bought over two years ago.
Don't stand there after I've given you your receipt, and spend 10 minutes packing your bag. There are customers waiting who want to be served, and you are blocking the way.
It's not my fault there is a queue. I'm going as fast as I can.
I am not responsible for the store's policies. Don't take it out on me.
Appreciate that we are run off our feet over the Christmas period, and maybe say 'thank you'.
It's NOT FUNNY to come to the till 2 minutes before the stores closes with a massive pile of clothes. We want to get home and you know that. You then have the cheek to make more demands. That's fine when it's opening hours, but not when we should be going home.

I often think the nicer I am to customers, the worse they get. I think it's a power thing.

Just because you're at a fancy uni does not mean you are better than me. I don't know how you managed to get in anyway, you are as thick as two short planks...and that's being generous.

My hair is not curly just because I put product in it. If I brushed it, it would not look straight. My hair is nothing like yours. Yes, she uses frizz-ease and her hair looks great...the stuff doesn't work for me. Understand that it's an on-going battle between me and my hair, and you don't have a clue.

Don't say I look nice when we both know I look awful.

To my hair and skin: it's not big and it's not clever to play up when I'm going anywhere nice. Grow up.
* Paris Hilton is not beautiful, she is not stylish, she is not clever, she is a skank and if she weren't so wealthy she'd just be one of those style-free people you feel sorry for.

* Don't KNOW you live in the best country in the world if you haven't been to any others to compare.

* Going to church every Sunday and serving in the armed forces does not guarantee a great leader.

* If you drive an SUV I am going to assume you are not a good driver and are trying to compensate for your lack of skill by driving a tank . I don't care what you tell me about how safe they are, how well they drive, blah, blah, blah, they belong on rural roads only. There is no reason to drive such hulking big pseudo trucks in the city.
If you can't be a Good Example, then you'll just have to be a Horrible Warning
I am really sick of the racism, ethnocentrism, prejudice and ignorance on this board. Ignorance is NOT bliss.
This one's a sports reference:
NEVER SAY "they beat themselves"! It doesn't happen. No team ever beats themselves
Originally Posted by curlyamzippity
Sure they do, but it usually happens in the locker room.
This has been a very interesting thread. Here's my .02.

Just because I chose a pain free delivery doesn't make me any less of a mother. So to all of you natural childbirth advocates who choose an agonizing delivery, more power to you. No one is impressed with your pain threshhold. I have yet to meet anyone who received a medal in the delivery room.

To the SAHM's who constantly gripe about how many hours a week your husband works, shut up and be glad your man is willing to work more so you can be home with your kid(s). I'd kill for your lifestyle. Also, quit whining about the fact that your husband doesn't do dishes or laundry. If you are blessed enough to be home, that is YOUR job. I have to work, be a mom, and do the housework.

To those of you who rear your ugly head only to add hateful, negative posts, do us all a favor...don't post.

Just because I don't support gay marriage, doesn't make me an intolerant homophobe. Some of the nicest people I know are gay and they know how I feel. We are still friends that respect one another's opinions.

Not everyone from the South is a Confederate Flag waving, racist, redneck. Some of us really are decent, educated people who have great respect for all cultures. We are equally as disgusted by those who give southerners a bad rap.

I think that anyone who wants to vote in a presidential election should have to take a test to show they at least have some knowledge about each candidate and their platform. Also, if you don't vote then don't complain for the next four years about what a crappy job the president is doing. Get off your can and do something about it.
I have always thought that women who will only be with a man who can 'look after' her are no different from a prostitute. Sex for money.

I grin inside when I see an ugly skinny chick who thinks she is pretty just because she is skinny

Light-skinned black women are snotty

Black men make poor porn stars. They have no air of professionalism and always look limp and dead. Same for black porn tars. They just seem to be 'taking it' instead of particiapting.

Men dont really respect women as their equals. They say it, but they dont mean it.
Believe it or not, I am a good person. Just because I've made some mistakes in my life doesn't mean I suck. Everyone makes choices that aren't right, but we can't reverse time. I feel bad, I feel horrible and I feel guilty. But it doesn't mean I'm a bad person. Don't judge me because I choose to go with my heart and soul instead of my head.

Just because I'm getting divorced doesn't mean I'm selfish. I know he's a good guy, but he's not good for me. I wish you could see that I'm happier without him than I was with him.

No, I don't have a perm. And yes, I do know how much you would pay for hair like this. There's nothing I can do for you, I was born with this hair and you were born with that hair. Just say "nice hair" and walk on please!

Don't look at me like I'm a freak just because I'm 30, divorced and don't have kids.

I like wine, but I don't have to know every little thing there is to know about it to like it. White wine is good, that's all I know. I don't really care about the year or the vineyard or whatever. If it tastes good, I'll drink it. If it tastes nasty, I won't drink it. That simple.

Reality shows, on the whole, are stupid.

Yes, I eat what I want and remain thin. I've always been like this and I hopefully will always be this way. It's not my fault that I have a high metabolism, so don't tell me you hate me.
"It's hard to remember a time, when I didn't have you", Richie Sambora
"Boys are bad and men are stupid", WB's
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh" Mr. Big
I'm all for breastfeeding, but if your kid is old enough to undo your bra strap, it's time to introduce them to a cup. No kid needs to wash down a Happy Meal with breast milk. Yes, I've actually seen this.
Don't go on a bulletin board and expect people to answer your school exam questions for you. You should have paid attention in class, you figging moron. Now why don't you get your lazy ass to the figging library instead of expecting other people to do your work for you.
Originally Posted by geeky

When you go the drive-in bank/ATM, have your crap ready. Don't be sitting there filling out the deposit slip, making your little checkbook entries, looking for a pen, tucking everything back all nice and neat before you finally move your figging arse out of the way. If ya gotta put everything away before you toddle on, please pull up a car length and let the rest of us start our business.
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