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you know, my parents never noticed what shows i watched, and I ended up pretty fvcked up.

food for thought.
I'm a woman, and a true, certified misogynist.

I will not be coming to the train station to meet you. I walked your ass back to the train station last night so that you can get the directions. I got **** to do.
A brownie and chocolate cake are two different things. It was a fine chocolate cake, but you told me there would be brownies.

My night is ruined. RUINED!
Eres o te haces?
My future room-mate is coming on sunday to sign the lease to our new apartment. I'm so happy! (take that 'internet relationships never workout' naysayers).
Lady Fand of the Joy Filled Summer Skys in the Order of the Curly Crusaders!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Is it wrong that tonight I got the teeeensiest bit of joy out of seeing a child trip?

We went to a free Shakespeare on the green play tonight in our town and the kid next to us was annoying, at best. It was dark and after his millionth time running in front of us he tripped over my husbands shoes (we were on a blanket on the ground). He didn't fall, just got tripped up and all I could think was "Maybe NOW you'll sit down you little twit." Now, if he had fallen on the ground I would have felt bad, but as is I may have smiled a little inside.

I know, I'm going straight to hell.




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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i hope everyone thought it was the dog but he doesn't get taken to the vet for it.
A co-worker told me that I was a gay man in a woman's body. I thought that was awesome.
Kiva! Microfinance works.

Med/Coarse, porous curly.
Gah! Damn you PMS!!!!

STOP THROWING IN RANDOM JAPANESE WORDS INTO THE CONVERSATION. STOP SPEAKING JAPANESE ENGLISH. YOU AND I ARE ENGLISH SPEAKING FOREIGNERS. IT'S NOT EFFING CUTE WHEN YOU DO IT. SH*T.

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Dude! You called me at 1 a.m.? You're a weirdo.
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Is it wrong that tonight I got the teeeensiest bit of joy out of seeing a child trip?

We went to a free Shakespeare on the green play tonight in our town and the kid next to us was annoying, at best. It was dark and after his millionth time running in front of us he tripped over my husbands shoes (we were on a blanket on the ground). He didn't fall, just got tripped up and all I could think was "Maybe NOW you'll sit down you little twit." Now, if he had fallen on the ground I would have felt bad, but as is I may have smiled a little inside.

I know, I'm going straight to hell.
Originally Posted by spring1onu

I love you, spring1. You can keep me company in hell.
I love you, spring1. You can keep me company in hell.
Originally Posted by ninja dog
Thank you! I'll see you in the handbasket!




Byron,GA> Charleston, SC> Jacksonville, FL> Guilford, CT> Rohnert Park, CA! A southern drawl in sunny Cali! .
The amount of time from slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is exactly one bananosecond.
I do have a secret yen for pink in unexpected places. ~ninja dog
I've decided that I'll never get down to my original weight, and I'm OK with that--After all, 8 pounds 2 oz. is just not realistic.
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Deal.

(maybe there will be an extra penis in there, too.)
I always thought the cool people go to hell anyway


dear bugs please stop biting me, its unpleasant.
Turtles: omg please don't put that in your moo moo

Nej: too late... moo moo has been infiltrated.
I had an appointment at the Apple Genius bar about my phone. I had three different quirks going on, but I am not far enough in my contract to upgrade.

They just gave me a replacement phone. It was quite unexpected. Luckily I had backed everything up in iTunes, so, when I plugged in the new phone, I got all of my apps and info back just as it was. Splendid.

I wasn't expecting such an easy and low key transaction, but it sure was nice.
Kiva! Microfinance works.

Med/Coarse, porous curly.
This Target/Best Buy boycott came at a pretty crappy time. We're trying to finish furnishing an apartment, and we've always done that at Target. We need a TV, and we had planned on Best Buy. But nope. Not this time. I'm glad SO agrees with me on this.
Under construction.
If you have a right to your beliefs then so do I. I never once forced my lack of religion on you or anyone, so don't tell me I'm wrong for believing in something different than you. You're the one being intolerant,not me.

whew that felt good
I just had my first attempt at making an omelette. It tastes great, it just looks like scrambled eggs.
Fat does not make you fat. It's actually pretty important.
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I love the word "omelette." I even like how the word looks.

I'd like to name a pet "omelette."
Ninja, you make me giggle.

No vents here for me today, but the day is young
When I grow up, I wanna be a Jiujitsu Turtle!

My british name, courtesy of Ninja Dog Shade Haven-Staffordshire: TRBL Hough Jewelstone Turtleneck

Its chaos a few hairs at a time. ~Minxy

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