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I don't care if you think I look like an immigrant. That doesn't mean you should talk down to me or speak slowly to me as though I don't understand English.

I don't care if you don't like the way I look. You still have to wait on me. Don't pretend I'm not here. Don't pretend you can't see me. 50 years ago, if I acted the way you're acting, I would have been lynched. You ****.

Don't solicit me for money in the parking lot. Especially when there are lots of people around, including men. Why must you single out me, a petite woman, to help you fix your flat tire? I know you're just trying to jack me so that's why I start yelling when you approach me.
*looks up*

Just because your car has mirrors does not mean when you are driving down the highway at 70mph that it is the appropriate time to fix your hair. Do your primping at home or after you get where you are going. I do not want to be in an accident as you cross over the middle lane into the van beside you.
~Two friends, one soul inspired~ anonymous
Just because your car has mirrors does not mean when you are driving down the highway at 70mph that it is the appropriate time to fix your hair. Do your primping at home or after you get where you are going. I do not want to be in an accident as you cross over the middle lane into the van beside you.
Originally Posted by GuardianB

Was that YOU?
TO WHITE MEN: IF YOU DON'T ****ING LIKE THE WAY I LOOK, TOUGH ****. I DON'T LIKE WHITE MEAT ANYWAY!! **** OFF AND DIE!!
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever: It's loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness; but will still keep a bower quiet for us, and a sleep full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing."... John Keats. (Endymion, Book I, 1-5)
I'm sorry you & your husband didn't have the forthought to get child care or perhaps you didn't want to but to let your son run around the class was very disruptive to those of us who were there to get some info on car seat safety. Sorry you got dirty looks from everyone but perhaps your parenting skills will imrpove with this child you're about to have.

If they don't, I pity the rest of the world! Be a grown up next time & either get child care, have one of you miss the class & spare the rest of us your bratty child!
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I suppose I can't judge you because you married a serviceman and it is wartime. Boo hoo. You must be loney sitting at home with nothing else to do but pick on people. Why don't you go masterbate again?
Agh!!!! Why do you have to be such a jerk sometimes? Can't you tell that I am pmsing? Just leave me the frick ALONE. If I want to go to sleep at 10 or 11 who are you to make me justify why I am tired? Do you lose a billion gallons of blood every month? NO, I didn't think so.

Oh, are you tired this morning? Did I wake you up before you were well rested? GOOD! I meant to. Next time you will learn to leave me the frick alone when I ask you to and it is all too obvious that my emotions are just a TEENSY off balance. :seriouslymad:madgo.gif
Coworkers-stop eating in the elevator!!!! I don't need to hear you munch on the stuff you got in the cafeteria. Can't you wait till you get back to your desk?! :x
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You're a New Yorker going to work in midtown Manhattan that you do every day. Why do you think you're better than everyone else and stop dead at the door of the subway when you get off -- which you were standing by making it difficult for people to board so you could be the first one off? And when someone bumps into you because your arrogant self is still standing there, don't make faces and gestures at people that actually have respect for their fellow passengers. Move!
I messed up bad. I hurt you and I know I did. At the time I even knew I was hurting you. I was drunk , which was NO excuse at all! I'm sorry that I made you feel this way, but there is nothing that you could have ever done to me that would make me hate you like you hate me now. I love you so much; it's just that I need other stuff too. I am selfish when it comes to you because I know that deep down you will still love me. I wish I could honestly be happy for you, but it is really killing me that you found someone else! I am secretly hoping that things don't weork out between the two of you-not because I want you to hurt, but because I still love you. I am not a very nice person.
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

"...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
To my ex-husband....you are a worthless excuse for a human being and a pathetic father. I wish you would stop using valuable oxygen that those of with an IQ could use to feed our brains. I am sorry your life is so hard, but maybe you should have made some better choices along the way. I am sorry you can't afford two children. Maybe you should have thought of that before you cheated on me and knocked up that skank ho you call a wife. I am sorry the only job you are qualified for is the pizza delivery guy.

I am sorry you feel it is unfair of me to ask you to actually pay your child support because it puts a burden on you when I let our child participate in extracurricluar activites. I will not deny our child the right to do things that other kids do because you can't afford it. Need more money.... work two jobs---quit buying new cars and new houses you dumb piece of cow crap. Tell your skank wife to mind her own business once in a while.

I really hope you come up with a good excuse for our daughter when she asks why you were never there for her. Explain it to her because I sure don't understand.

To the stupid girl at work: You are not the only person who has ever been pregnant. Yes you are fat because you eat too much. Get over it. Yes the administration comes to your classroom everyday because a monkey would have more classroom control than you do. Just because they rehired you doesn't make you a good teacher. It makes them desperate. Yes the kids make fun of you.. so do I. Learn how to rub that self tanner in a little and for God's sake wash the crap off your hands when you are done. Don't criticize me for being a single mother when you are well on your way with your winner of a husband that you whine about on a daily basis. Maybe you just shouldn't have sex anymore. It doesn't seem to be working for you.

To the child in my classroom that causes trouble every day. I want to adopt you.... and then promptly put my foot so far up your anus that people see my foot when you speak.

To my best friend whom I love dearly: I did not meet you for dinner to listen to you talk on your cell phone for 40 minutes. Call them back.

To the ex-boyfriend who beat the living daylights out of me last year. What goes around comes around and you are generating some serious bad kharma. You are a miserable. lying, cheating human being. You thrive on drama and go out of your way to be unhappy.

To my brother: Try telling your kids no every once in a while. Try to grow a set and stand up to your wife for a change.

To my dad: I am sorry that you are so grouchy all the time and as a reult have no friends. Try smiling every once in a while. You cost me 4 sick days taking to you to get new teeth last year. Try showing them off once in a while and not by taking them out at the dinner table because your denture adhesive doesn't work.

To everyone else who thinks the world owes them something... BITE ME!!!!!!
Just because I have a Spanish last name, doesn't mean I speak Spanish. In fact, I suck at it. If you are going to communicate with me, do it in English!
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever: It's loveliness increases; it will never pass into nothingness; but will still keep a bower quiet for us, and a sleep full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing."... John Keats. (Endymion, Book I, 1-5)
Yes they are real. Don't tell me they are too big and perky to be real. Especially if this is your pick up line. Or you are my new roommate. Or my boyfriends uncle. ...creep

How dare you spit at that woman!!! I don't care If you think she's a useless welfare mom, nobody "deserves" that....And I don't see you spitting on your boss who cheated you out of $7500!!!! And at least you know he took your money

Don't try to kill my spirit!!! Just because your life is dull and your boyfriend never takes you out....Maybe if you showered and wore something other than those nasty, dirty, brown-grey sweats he would want to be seen w/ you. *ouch*

Brush your teeth. Really it isn't that hard.

I know my hair is long, thank you. No I don't want to cut it. No it dosn't get in the way. No it doesn't tangle so much. no it wouldn't look better straight No It doesn't need one of your 8 inch trims...stop trying to continuously try to get me to shorten my hair you passive aggressive ho.

Don't try and look at my ass when I'm talking to you. Wouldn't it just be easier to wait till I walk by and take a peek then...loser

Don't try and tell me that you touched my boob by mistake. You do this to ALL the girls at work, and don't think that just because I'm new I'm going to be to scared to report your dumb azz...I don't care if you daddy knows Mr. Boss

SLAVERY HAPPENED!!! Get over it, don't let it consume every part of your life to the point that you look at every non-black person wrong

on that note....


SLAVERY HAPPENED!!! Don't try to act like it never existed. Don't try to act like you don't look at black people wrong for NO DAMN REASON. Don't try to act like you don't cringe when you see that your professor is AA, or your lab partner, or the new guy at work... I SAW YOU!!!


Don't tell the black chick at work that you're blacker than her You. Are. White. She. Is. Black. Seems to me like she won the contest before it even started

Oh shut up, Cate. You weren't raped. You just got drunk and slept w/ a guy that looked cuter in your inebriated (sp) state. And when you found out that he wasn't cute/was a nerd and that people were laughing at you you got all pissed and cried date rape. Whats wrong? Your vagina too good for him?

Stop trying to cheat your students out of their well earned A's Professr G. I don't care if you "never give out A's" Those students went above and beyond..swallow your effing pride and stop trying to screw w/ their futures...and don't try to tell me "what really happned" I'm your TA, I've been grading those papers

Don't confess your bulimia to me and tell me how you did it to look like me. Don't tell me it's all my fault. Don't frigging tell me that I somehow made you stick your chubby finger down your throat and heave it up. An DO NOT get mad at me when I don't get all weepy and start blaming myself. I'm sorry this happend, but I did nothing to you. I'm not going to feel bad about my bod and YOU CAN"T MAKE ME.

I'm taken. I already have a man, and plenty of guy friends. No I don't want your #, you're just trying to get me in the sack anyway. This way we both save time and Energy, 'casue it. Will. Never. Happen.

Stop trying to make Kay feel bad about her looks. Who cares if she's the least attractive chick in our click, must you constantly point it out? She a whole hell of alot more fun that your stuckup, prissy, untight, wannabe self. The next time you call her "the ugly one" I'm gonna pop you on the mouth, I don' care who your daddy is...frigging coattail passenger
My avatar can beat up your avatar.
Stop throwing you cigarette butts out the car window. It's disgusting.

If having 2 kids made you go on antidepressants, maybe you should rethink that third one.

Why do you think whining at me is going to make me change my mind?

You're 40. Cover your damn midriff.

Staying at home with my kids doesn't make me an idiot. Just a poor conversationalist.
Oh shut up, Cate. You weren't raped. You just got drunk and slept w/ a guy that looked cuter in your inebriated (sp) state. And when you found out that he wasn't cute/was a nerd and that people were laughing at you you got all pissed and cried date rape. Whats wrong? Your vagina too good for him?


Don't confess your bulimia to me and tell me how you did it to look like me. Don't tell me it's all my fault. Don't frigging tell me that I somehow made you stick your chubby finger down your throat and heave it up. An DO NOT get mad at me when I don't get all weepy and start blaming myself. I'm sorry this happend, but I did nothing to you. I'm not going to feel bad about my bod and YOU CAN"T MAKE ME.
How on earth do you know my cousin so well?
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it
What on EARTH did Gwyneth Paltrow do to anybody? She seems to keep herself out of the limelight, kept her wedding and pregnanty private for a while, and is nothing like a lot of actresses out there who need the spotlight all the time. Sheeeeeesh.
Don't tell the black chick at work that you're blacker than her You. Are. White. She. Is. Black. Seems to me like she won the contest before it even started
Originally Posted by linakatrina
This is so my sister-in-law. I don't care how 'black' you think you are. Marrying a black man and wearing rings on all your fingers, putting oils in your hair (when clearly you don't need it), wearing Fubu and Sean John and big loopy earrrings and talking 'slang' DOES NOT MAKE YOU BLACK. So what if my other sil & I 'talk white' to you. Whatever that means. I'm sorry, using a subject and a verb to fully complete a sentence usually works. We are mixed and very proud of it. We are blacker than you will ever be, don't hate on us.

Tell your husband to learn how to do 'manly' things. He's almost 40, it's time to give up trying to act like a 'gangsta'. He's a dad and a husband. Why must you call on my husband (your brother) to come over and fix everything? We don't live in that house, it's not our responsibility. Make your good for nothing-no job havin', but can't stay home with the baby-lazy piece of crap 'man' be responsible, like he should be. When are you both going to grow up and pay your own way? I think that's a shame that your parents have to pay half of your mortgage. If we can afford to have over $1100.00/month go out by the first, then you both surely can do the same, AND you have a way better job than I do. That's PATHETIC.
joe cut it with the attitude. you're not even 17 yet...i think that still gives our parents total rights over you. if mom says you can't spend the weekend with sandy then boo hoo...you can't. you see her all day at school and you talk to her all night online. you DO NOT need to be spending the ENTIRE WEEKEND there. and don't you DARE yell at me when i pick you up from school that you're staying with your friends and that you'll call mom. NO. get in the damn car...you can't just go off making plans without telling ANYONE. stop being a little a'hole and start doing your homework. and for christ's sake BRUSH YOUR TEETH. at the very least it will take up 30 seconds of your morning.

mom...if you know you're not going to be ready to go would you mind not waiting until 7:30 to say so if we're supposed to leave by at least 7:15? you tell me to be there at 7 so we can leave and get joe to school early. i'm there EVERYDAY often even before 7. why exactly can't you be ready to go when you know what time we're supposed to leave? that just pisses me off. and STOP criticizing my driving when you ASK ME TO DRIVE!
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedburg (RIP)
I think it is so stupid that the famous dicks in history thread was deleted. Honestly, what the hell was wrong with it?

There was no porn, no bad words, just people's names!

Apparently there is intolerance for Penis Van Lesbian. Unless penis is a bad word. Which it shouldn't be because that would make vagina a bad word.

Do we need to come up with a cutesy name for penis like we have for vagina with hoo ha?

I think it is ridiculous and it pissed me off. That was a damn funny thread and it wasn't bothering anyone. And nobody circumvented the stupid language filter.

You are an evil biatch, evil. Your life must suck!
Originally Posted by snowflakes821
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I think it is so stupid that the famous &%$@#! in history thread was deleted. Honestly, what the hell was wrong with it?

There was no porn, no bad words, just people's names!

Apparently there is intolerance for Penis Van Lesbian. Unless penis is a bad word. Which it shouldn't be because that would make vagina a bad word.

Do we need to come up with a cutesy name for penis like we have for vagina with hoo ha?

I think it is ridiculous and it pissed me off. That was a damn funny thread and it wasn't bothering anyone. And nobody circumvented the stupid language filter.

Originally Posted by Little Miss Cleeky Booyah
I concur! I wondered where the fig that thread went. What a shame.
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
If there's nothing in it

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