Golden Penis Haters...Join Me, Won't You...

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I figured this thread would make an appearance during the holidays.
Originally Posted by PartyHair
Hee hee.

Took me a while to find it, since the search function is the suck...but thought I should mention the latest developments.
Originally Posted by M2LR & Co.
I was with my husband's family for Thanksgiving so I didn't see my brother. However, my SIL's husband is a total GP, so there was still one there.

My family is coming down for Christmas, so I'm sure I'll have some stories, although it isn't as bad as when we go home. I think because here I don't expect my lazy ass brother to help out, whereas I DO expect him to help my mom at home. You know?
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I didn't want to bump my own thread too quickly...hehe
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y'all know I have a story...

I'm just working on staying destressed...lol
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So, I have to say after a while of being the big D, folks are starting to find out. We were at my aunt/uncle's 50th anniv party & a good friend of the family comes up talking to GP...didn't know he was the big D. Needless to say, it was an interesting convo & at one time I even felt a little twinge of sadness for him when he was talking about the situation...wow, just wow..
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he can still be an ass, tho...was on X-mas Day...lol
So, how is everyone else doin'?!
So, my mom, sister, brother and niece were here for Christmas - they just left this morning. Everything was going ok until supper last night. We went to Rudy's for dinner. My brother was going in to find a table while we finished ordering. I said, "Why don't you get some drinks for us?" And he goes, "Sarah and I are getting fountain drinks." I said, "So get fountain drinks for a couple other people while you're there." And he just walked off. Dumbass.

Since he refuses to find a job so Mom just up and pays for everything for my brother and niece. He doesn't even say thank you.

And heaven forfend he actually help out around here, and Sarah is about as bad. I get that she's 11, but when I was 11 I was helping in the kitchen, helping with the laundry, etc. She doesn't do any of that, either at home or here. I asked her to come help me unload and load the dishwasher and she acted like she was doing me a favor.

I try REALLY hard not to let it get to me. I keep telling myself that Mom not only puts up with this behavior, she encourages it, so it must not bother her.

Bleh.
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There are times when I feel bad for GP & then he goes & does ish to my folks like he did this w/e...ahhhh!

I know what ya mean PH about your mom putting up w/ his ish...

I just don't understand why can't they have the decency to be more respectful, cuz they sure the hey were not brought up that way, ya know? :shakes head:
Hey, I'm glad you bumped this!

My brother got a job. It's only a part-time job, but it's a job! I'm guessing he STILL isn't paying Mom rent, nor is he helping monetarily at all, but hey. He has a job.
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So what is a golden penis anyway? I hate being a newbie. You never know the stuff the older members know!

"Women are made to be loved, not understood."
So what is a golden penis anyway? I hate being a newbie. You never know the stuff the older members know!
Originally Posted by Cali
Hey Cali.

A Golden Penis is a grown man who was brought up being his mama's favorite. My brother was brought up as the Golden Penis because he's the only boy, is the middle child, and was sickly as a child. All of this worked together to make him into a 43 year old man who still lives at home with Mom. The job he just got is the first one he's had in about eight years.

He is most definitely the favored child, and to this day gets away with everything.
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OMDG! I'm laughing out loud at the title of this thread.

H I L A R I O U S !!!!!!

My son is an only child hope he isn't turning into a GP.
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So what is a golden penis anyway? I hate being a newbie. You never know the stuff the older members know!
Originally Posted by Cali
Hey Cali.

A Golden Penis is a grown man who was brought up being his mama's favorite. My brother was brought up as the Golden Penis because he's the only boy, is the middle child, and was sickly as a child. All of this worked together to make him into a 43 year old man who still lives at home with Mom. The job he just got is the first one he's had in about eight years.

He is most definitely the favored child, and to this day gets away with everything.
Originally Posted by PartyHair
Oh no! As the only child, he is definitely the favored. Hopefully it won't be too much for any future wife to take.
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So what is a golden penis anyway? I hate being a newbie. You never know the stuff the older members know!
Originally Posted by Cali
Hey Cali.

A Golden Penis is a grown man who was brought up being his mama's favorite. My brother was brought up as the Golden Penis because he's the only boy, is the middle child, and was sickly as a child. All of this worked together to make him into a 43 year old man who still lives at home with Mom. The job he just got is the first one he's had in about eight years.

He is most definitely the favored child, and to this day gets away with everything.
Originally Posted by PartyHair
Oh. Well that pretty much clears everything up! Thanks Partyhair. I don't have a golden penis of my own but I do have a friend with one. Lives with his mother in one of those basement apartments, I went over there for dinner once.

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Wow!! I must have missed this thread the first time around...too bad, it explains A LOT!!

I now know what my ex husband's problem was...he's a total GP!!!!

I wish I would have known about this years ago!! What an epiphany I've just had!
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I am here to help.

So, I'm trying to plan my folks 50th & bro drops a bomb on me & swears me to secrecy. The last time he did something like this he was divorced & didn't tell my folks...ugh!
I guess this doesn't totally count as a golden penis, more like a potential golden penis. You may remember how I posted about my father caring more how we raised our baby (regarding religion) if it was a boy. He basically said he didn't really care so much if the baby was a girl.

It's stuck with me, since I'm his daughter and he apparently values males more than females. It really made me feel like I was less valued or appreciated in his eyes because I don't have a penis. This also came on the heels of him telling me he would not walk me down the aisle if I got married with a visible baby bump. When I asked him, what about if our marriage is after the baby is born, he said he did not know. Sexism is alive and well.


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iris...I'm interested to see what you are having...
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Am I a bad Wile E for saying that? lol
On another note...My GP told my folks that he & his ex are getting harassed by someone. My ex-sil was the first target & said she wanted my bro to not get mixed up into the mess...but, of course, somehow he has managed to get mixed up into it...

Now, this is the same guy who never told my folks he was getting the big D...so why in the world would he tell them all this & how he's had to get a lawyer, etc...how this has been going on since 2006...blah, blah...when he never told them other stuff & no other details...

btw...he has told me something different...what a clusterfark...
My family favors girls I'm the oldest child of my generation (and therefore the first grandchild, etc.) on one side of my family, and the youngest girl on the other. So I was always doted on by relatives, while my brother was pretty much ignored. I remember that one time, when our great grandmother visited, she gave me a Barbie doll and my brother a small plastic pencil sharpener
iris...I'm interested to see what you are having...
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Am I a bad Wile E for saying that? lol
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Originally Posted by WileECoyote - Daddy's grl
Not at all! It will be interesting for sure...and possibly fuel a few threads here

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ahhhh...I know y'all would tell me to stay out of it, but I can't....
ahhhh...I know y'all would tell me to stay out of it, but I can't....
Originally Posted by WileECoyote - Daddy's grl
Stay out of it, Wile!!! Don't dooooo eeeetttt!!!

Or, drop an anvil on their haids. ..use some of that "Super Genius."

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