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To make a short story even shorter, which I won't get into...
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I'm at my limit this time...arrgh
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which I won't get into...

Please do get into it...how can we hate a golden penis unless we know why...
I just saw Mephisto. Everybody, run!
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which I won't get into...

Please do get into it...how can we hate a golden penis unless we know why...
Originally Posted by RedCatWaves

Y'all are no fun!
Ok, so I had asked my Mom to go shopping w/ me today & she made up some dumb excuse of why she didn't want to go.
My GP bro calls her at the last minute, as usual, & asks her about taking her out to eat for Mother's Day, which of course she couldn't say no...
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That's it in a nutshell...
Aww...sorry. But to her defense..I would much rather get a free lunch than go shopping on Mother's Day.
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Shopping would have been on me...
I must have the Golden Tootie today then, because my mommy is with me across the world instead of with my brothers!
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

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"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
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Where is ic & her snickering emoticon?

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Where is ic & her snickering emoticon?
Originally Posted by WileECoyote - Daddy's grl
IC is so cute when she does that...
I must have the Golden Tootie today then, because my mommy is with me across the world instead of with my brothers!
Originally Posted by shelli
Golden Tootie?? lol uhh if thats what I think you are talking about, thats what my bf gave mines as a 'pet name' well minus the golden part. lol.

Okay sorry TMI
one day at a time..

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Shopping would have been on me...
Originally Posted by WileECoyote - Daddy's grl
That sucks but don't hate the penis..sounds like your mom's issue.


At dinner at my mom's tonight (barbeque for Mom's Day, and my grandma was there), my mom says to my son during dinner, "You're so sweet. You are my favorite boy..." and I said to MY GP Bro, "HA! You've been replaced." I almost said, "The Golden Penis has been replaced!!!" But it wouldn't have been good with my kids and my grandma there. But it would have been PERFECT.
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At dinner at my mom's tonight (barbeque for Mom's Day, and my grandma was there), my mom says to my son during dinner, "You're so sweet. You are my favorite boy..." and I said to MY GP Bro, "HA! You've been replaced." I almost said, "The Golden Penis has been replaced!!!" But it wouldn't have been good with my kids and my grandma there. But it would have been PERFECT.
Originally Posted by M2LR & Co.

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Priceless!
Been there. Done that. My little brother(he's 53 now) can do no wrong. The relationship between Mothers & sons is a strange one. I decided many years ago to stop trying to understand it. My ex-husband had the same relationship with his Mom. My youngest daughter has a son. I keep a close eye on them.
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Originally Posted by WileECoyote - Daddy's grl
I plan on breaking this phenomena during my lifetime for all women, everywhere.
AKA lotsawaves
AKA new2curls
When our son is born, I VOW to not let him be a Mama's boy.
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose.

"...you could have a turd on your head and no one would notice."~Subbrock

"I had an imaginary puppy, but my grandpa ate him."~Bailey
I'm so glad I don't have that issue with my brother...it's actually the other way around. Compared to my bro and sis I'm probably the golden tootie. Not my choice - it's quite annoying.

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